Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake WexlerComedy
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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes episodes

  • The Jersey Chore

    Blake talks about why you should delete your period-tracking apps (article here: https://www.health.com/news/should-you-delete-period-tracking-app) and the specific Americana of New Jersey beach towns.

    Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    43 min
  • Creepy Crawly Freaks

    Blake talks about reframing holidays beyond their conventional meanings, correctly guesses where President Warren G. Harding is from and names the bugs that he wants to stay away from him and his family.

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    45 min
  • I Put My Suit In The Wash

    Blake talks about the world being bad, his local access show from high school and takes the names of children’s TV shows and turns them into grown up shows.

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music

    45 min
  • UPDATED Faux Pas is French for Fake Fathers

    Blake talks about how to show up late with a coffee in your hand without seeming rude, and asks what the first day of summer means to the average person.

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    45 min
  • Faux Pas is French for Fake Father

    Blake talks about how to show up late with a coffee in your hand without seeming rude, and asks what the first day of summer means to the average person.

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

    45 min
  • I Have Reverse Benjamin Button's Disease

    Blake talks about which stores should pump smells out of them to draw in customers, what your fav band says about you vs what your fav comedian says about you, mail carriers and Olivia Rodrigo.

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    42 min
  • HAIM & Caucacccents

    Blake talks about cannibalism, front row HAIM tix and white accents. 

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

    Thanks to Frankie, Joe MacKenzie & Lynn Shore for the jingles & drops. 

    45 min
  • The Wig Economy

    Blake talks about the pig economy, pelvic wigs, and assigns various types of headgear to his patrons.

    Blake Bikes for The Eagles Autism Foundation - Donate Here: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler-1

    Blake’s Patreon:

    Patreon.com/blakewexler

    48 min

About Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

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Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.