Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to American General Dick Terrific, live from his bunker somewhere in the Middle East; we also hear from Reform's defeated candidate in Gorton & Denton, Matthew Goodwin, about how he's is NOT a sore loser and how he DIDN'T cry; and Eshaan Akbar has a seriously unserious Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about police discrimination.

Thank you to Jodie Sampson and Mike Smith, both of whom signed up to our Patreon this week. They're making it possible for us to pay our guests, because lord knows the ad revenue doesn't cover that. This week they - and all our Patreons - will be getting a bonus interview with TikTok sensation PotatoGirl, who has generated billions of likes and millions of pounds by filming potatoes falling on her. Our Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as the Patreon-exclusive monthly Time For Questions podcast - so get over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for one or two pounds a week to support the show if you can.

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With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Marcus Brigstocke, Athena Kugblenu and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds.

Brendan's show, Buffy ReVamped, is about to tour America!

Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube.

Will has a show on Fubar Radio called Privacy Settings and you can listen to it here.

Marcus is on tour with his excellent stand-up show Virtuvian Mango, and tickets for the last few dates (in places like Richmond, Reading and Frome), can be found here.

Athena has a kids book out called History's Most Epic Fails, which you can buy here.

Ed has just launched Smelt, a store where you can buy scripted audio comedy that doesn't exist yet, from people like Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Larry & Paul and Deborah Frances-White. To get involved, go to leadmojo.co.uk/smelt

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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