Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin are joined by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte, who talks about his relationship with Donald Trump; former academic Professor Godfrey Matthews tells us how London has fallen; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about New York City's mayoral election primary. Meanwhile, Producer Martin sends some roving reports from Glastonbury.

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Thank you to Victoria, Gerard Speers and Cyril Sneer, all of whom signed up to support us at Patreon.com/NonCensored this week. They will now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and and bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, such as this week's interview with a billionaire who is spending his fortune in pursuit of one goal: looking like a baby.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Max Olesker, Marcus Brigstocke, Tom Mayo and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Max's award-winning cult comedy spectacular, Clash of the Comics, in which comedians like James Acaster, Aisling Bea and Rosie Jones are transformed into professional wrestlers, is coming to the Hammersmith Apollo on Oct 8th - for one night only - in aid of Comic Relief. Tickets here.

Marcus's latest tour, Vitruvian Mango, continues in the autumn. Tickets here.

Tom is part of Shoot From The Hip, who are on Patreon.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by US General Dick Terrific, who explains why America needs to go to war with Iraq - sorry, Iran; Britain's strictest headmistress Caitlin Babblinbrooke has some literally unbelievable news about what kids are being taught these days (you wouldn't know them, they go to another school); and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about Hot & Spicy weather.

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Our Patreons will also hear our interview with Jonathan Gullis, who tells us about his new job at the Centre For Social Justice. We've put the video of that up for free at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you can also sign up to receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and bonus podcasts.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Sooz Kempner, Tom Mayo and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Sooz is previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly, in places like Bristol, Farsley, Chippenham and London. Ticket details here.

Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Chancellor Rachel Reeves, who reviews her own spending review; Eshaan Akbar rates the BBC's apology for David Walliams's arm-waving; and Batman tells us how Robert Jenrick's vigilantism has inspired him to change how he tackles crime in Gotham.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

Thanks to Sarah Beart, who signed up to our Patreon this week. She will also hear our interview with Harriet's best friend Caroline, who co-hosts Harriet's other podcast, I Ghosted My Friend And Then Punched Her In The Tits. If you want to hear that, sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, who tells them why he's buying new submarines and why they will all have a reverse gear; Fiona Inance, Professor of Freedomnomics at Great Lakes University, joins us to give real-time commentary on Donald Trump's brilliant tariffs; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about white people becoming a minority in the UK.

Thanks to Michael Connor, Clodagh Harris, Adam Liplatt and Tony Evans, all of whom signed up to our Patreon this week. They will also hear our interview with TV's Dr. Lucy, who tells us all about her revolutionary "blood health" monitoring device and app. If you want to hear that, sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Davina Bentley, Bethany Black and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Joz will be screening his pilot, Just be Happy (also starring Phil Ellis, Huge Davies and Donna Preston) at Eggbox at The Pleasance on 1st July: tickets available here.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Bethany has two specials available on Go Faster Stripe: Unwinnable, and Always Bet On Beth.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions:

• What do you hope is included in the UK/US trade deal?
• Why does Keir Starmer get such rubbish bribes?
• What sort of Robot would each of you like to have, and what would you get them to do?

...and more!

To see the episode in full video, as well as to unlock all the other bonuses you get every week, head over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for £5 or £10/month.

Thanks to all our Patreons for making this episode possible.

Recorded at Streamline Studios, Deptford.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome fisherman Cornelius Thark to the show, to explain to him how he ought to feel about the UK/EU trade deal either massively helping him or utterly betraying him, depending on who you talk to; former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles is back on the show, to give his view on Gary Lineker's early departure from Match of the Day; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about Kneecap's terror charges.

Patreons will also hear our interview with Dr. Hillary Acadeemya from the Transatlantic Institute For Sensible Government, who tells us how the media should be covering Trump's second term. If you want to hear that in full you'll have to sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts such as this week's Time For Questions, where Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer YOUR questions.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Tom Crowley, Mark Davison, Davina Bentley and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Tom has an excellent sketch comedy podcast called Crowley Time that you should listen to.

Mark does sketches with Anthony Richardson as The Exploding Heads, and they have a sports-based podcast called Sports Horn.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome Sir Keir Starmer back to the show to explain how his new cool, "bad boy" image is going to make him over sixty million new Facebook friends; they get ready with BBC Director General Tim Davie, who explains why the BBC needs to be trusted on TikTok (hit that subscribe button if you agree); and Eshaan Akbar ranks the apology of Green Party leadership candidate Zach Polanski gave for trying to hypnotise women into having larger breasts.

Patreons will also hear our interview with SofAI's AIleen Pooter, whose company is revolutionising sofas by harnessing the power of AI. If you want to hear that in full you'll have to sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts such as this week's Time For Questions, where Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer YOUR questions.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Davina Bentley and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Joz is hosting his mixed-media evening Eggbox at The Pleasance in Islington on the 1st July, and will be performing You Wait. Time Passes at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin speak to the Labour MP for Bristol Very Very West, Daffydd Cwmbach, about how the government will respond to their crushing defeat in last week's local elections; we welcome The Very Very Reverend Gerrie Berrie back to the show to tell us why we need the first "Podcast Pope"; and Eshaan Akbar returns to the show to give us a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about the new Indian trade deal.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Eshaan Akbar, Larry Budd and Bilal Zafar and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Larry, with Paul Dunphy, does brilliant Broken News sketches on their YouTube channel, so pop over there, laugh and subscribe.

Bilal livestreams on Twitch and does a podcast with Joey Page called Got A Problem Mate?. Head on over to his linktree for loads of brilliant stuff.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast returns, per the cease and desist letters we've been receiving, to being known as NonCensored, and regular service is resumed: Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Bridget Phillipson, the Women & Equalities Minister, about the government's reaction to last week's Supreme Court ruling over the definition of "woman", as well as Home Secretary Yvette Cooper about her forthcoming Foreign Criminal League Tables. Harriet also sat down with Pierre Poilievre, the Conservative candidate for Canadian Prime Minister, about how well his campaign to be "Canada's Trump" is going.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

People who subscribe to our Patreon will also get a bonus segment where we interview leading manosphere YouTuber MrFeast about free speech and talking to women. Patreons also get the episodes early and without adverts, and every segment in full video so pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up if that sounds like your sort of thing.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Alexandra Haddow, Davina Bentley, Sooz Kempner, Michael Balazo and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is going on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Alexandra posts sketches and bits of her standup on her Instagram, as well as details of her excellent club night Indie Amnesty.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Sooz is currently previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly. Tickets and all the information you need are on Sooz's website.

Michael has a podcast called Evil Men, and will be at the Edinburgh Fringe with his show International Lover.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast founder and CEO Elon Musk welcomes Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin onto his podcast which he bought last week. Formerly known as NonCensored, Elon has embraced the podcast's crusade for free speech and free thinking by taking over and deciding what to cover. So, he speaks to comedian Rosie Holt about making comedy legal again, and he instructed Harriet and Martin to speak to SpaceX's Head Of Ladies' Space, Sylvia Carcass, and SpaceX's Head Of Normal Space, Buzz Darkmonth, about the current state of space exploration, as well as American journalist Liz Breunig about why the left should embrace pronatalism.

Thank you to Louise Morgan for joining our Patreon this week. She got this episode early and without ads, as well full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content.

With thanks to Lewis Macleod, Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Davina Bentley, Sooz Kempner and Ed Morrish.

Lewis can be heard on Dead Ringers, and seen on Instagram.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, is on tour; you can see dates and buy tickets here.

Eshaan's stand-up special, The Pretender, is on YouTube

You can listen to Will's podcast, Legitimate Likes, here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Davina does sketches on Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Sooz is currently previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly. Tickets and all the information you need are on Sooz's website.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.