In this end of year special, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin "unwrap" (play) some "presents" (voicenotes) from regular contributors Sir Keir Starmer, the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, Lord Evans, General Dick Terrific of the 3rd US Airborne Tariff Division, chair man Jonathan Gullis and royal correspondent Nicola Witchell and her spiritual companion The Ghost Of Princess Diana.

Our Patreons will also hear an interview with a Non-Ethical Non-Monogamist - but you can only hear or see that by going to Patreon.com/NonCensored and signing up for just £4/£8 month. You'd also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of the interviews and podcasts, as well as bonus segments and bonus podcasts.

All we want for Christmas is for you to fill in this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Bethany Black, Larry Budd, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Tom Mayo, Sooz Kempner, Sally Hodgkiss and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.

Eshaan has an hour-long special, The Pretender, available to watch on YouTube.

Joz's excellent, critically-acclaimed show, You Wait. Time Passes, is going on tour in 2026. Get your tickets here.

Beth would like you to visit her TikTok account.

Larry does sketches with Paul on the Larry & Paul YouTube channel.

Will has a show on Fubar Radio called Privacy Settings and you can listen to it here.

Tom's in Shoot From The Hip Impro.

Sooz is hosting her fourth annual End Of The World NYE Party on Twitch on New Year's Eve: twitch.tv/soozkempner, and has a gig to raise fund for vocal rehab, which she needs following a vocal haemorrhage, on the 30th January at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern. Tickets available here. She's also on Instagram.

Sally still hasn't replied to our email about what to plug, but her website is here.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, another improvised sketch comedy podcast.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Scottish Correspondent Nicola Cromerty about Sandie Peggie's complete and total victory over NHS Fife; we hear from the man behind the Great British Railways rebrand about his fast-moving flags; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about truth - or does he? We've also thrown in last year's interview with Spotify's Daniel Elk about how Wrapped works as a little Christmas bonus for you.

Thanks to Priya for singing up to our Patreon last week. She, like all our Patreons, will also hear an interview with tradwife influencer - but you can only hear that by going to Patreon.com/NonCensored and signing up for just £4/£8 month. You'd also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of the interviews and podcasts, as well as bonus segments.

All we want for Christmas is for you to fill in this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Eleanor Morton, Dan Mersh, Tom Mayo, Sally Hodgkiss and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.

Eshaan has an hour-long special, The Pretender, available to watch on YouTube.

Eleanor has a podcast with Alasdair Beckett-King, Eleanor & Alasdair Read That, where they revisit classic children's books.

Dan has a sketch podcast with Kathryn Haywood called The Ministry Of Club and a sketch podcast, POTOm, on Patreon.

Tom's in Shoot From The Hip Impro.

Sally didn't reply to our email about what to plug, but her website is here.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, another improvised sketch comedy podcast.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions:

• What would you like to apologise for saying at school?
• Which British politicians could rizz up Donald Trump?
• Is Die Hard a "Christmas movie"?

...and more!

To see the episode in full video, as well as to unlock all the other bonuses you get every week, head over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for £5 or £10/month.

Thanks to all our Patreons for making this episode possible.

Recorded at Streamline Studios, Deptford.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chancellor Rachel Reeves about the similarities between this week's budget and the Communist Manifesto; Producer Martin goes undercover to expose two members of the House Of Lords who are willing to lobby - and more - for cash; Eshaan Akbar asks if Marjorie Taylor Green... is Woke?

Thanks to Jon Blyth for singing up to our Patreon this week. He, like all our Patreons, will also hear an interview with a man who suffers from Replytis, a devastating condition that prevents you from shutting up online - but you can only hear that by going to Patreon.com/NonCensored and signing up for just £4/£8 month. You'd also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of the interviews and podcasts, as well as bonus segments.

All the cool kids are filling in this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey. You don't want to be an uncool kid, do you?

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Larry & Paul, Cody Dahler and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.

Eshaan has an hour-long special, The Pretender, available to watch on YouTube.

Davina does sketches on Instagram, and is doing a work-in-progress at the Bill Murray in January, in a double bill with Rosie.

Larry & Paul put their best work on their YouTube channel, these days.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, another improvised sketch comedy podcast.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood about her controversial new policies for asylum seekers; Larry Summers joins us to explain why he was asking Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice; and if music be the food of love, Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how it can also be the snack of anti-terrorism.

Patreons will also hear an interview with the host of the Historical Numerology Podcast, Kevin Kisskiss - but you can only hear that by going to Patreon.com/NonCensored and signing up for just £4/£8 month. You'd also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of the interviews and podcasts, as well as bonus segments.

All the cool kids are filling in this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey. You don't want to be an uncool kid, do you?

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Shazia Mirza, Nick Revell, Cody Dahler and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.

Eshaan has an hour-long special, The Pretender, available to watch on YouTube.

Shazia is appearing on Celebrity Apprentice in early December

Nick is performing with Martin Rowson in Eastbourne on the 13th December, and tickets are available here.

Cody does a very funny topical podcast called The Truth (In My Opinion).

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, another improvised sketch comedy podcast. The next series started this week and it has Rosie and Brendan in it, amongst others.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to BBC Wokefinder General Robbie Gibb, who explains how he's de-woking the corporation; meanwhile, former

BBC journalist Helen Helen tells us how she was forced out of her job for holding perfectly legal beliefs about who should and shouldn't get her coffee; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how The Big Apple has turned into The Halal Apple.

Patreons will also hear an interview an anonymous advisor to Sir Keir Starmer - but you can only hear that by going to Patreon.com/NonCensored and signing up for just £4/£8 month. You'd also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of the interviews and podcasts, as well as bonus segments.

All the cool kids are filling in this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey. You don't want to be an uncool kid, do you?

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Sooz Kempner, Cody Dahler and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.

Eshaan is recording his next special on the 16th November at Top Secret in Covent Garden: get tickets here.

Joz is taking his excellent, five-star show You Wait. Time Passes on tour all over the UK next year. All the information you need is on his website.

Sooz is on Instagram, these days.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, another improvised sketch comedy podcast. The next series starts next week and it has Rosie and Brendan in it, amongst others.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an Bonfire Night Special edition of NonCensored - the annual celebration of the foiling of the Gunpowder Plot. We speak to Yorkshire's very own failed terrorist Guy Fawkes, who talks about why he tried to blow up Parliament and how he views his legacy, and William Wade, the Lieutenant of the Tower of London 1613-1615, about Guy's interrogation experience. And of course, Eshaan Akbar is here, with a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week that threatens to blow up the entire premise of the episode.

If you don't fill in this survey, we will say your pet is "mid": http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

You would have gotten this episode earlier, and without adverts, if you'd signed up to Patreon.com/NonCensored for just £4/£8 month. You'd also have access to the full video of the interviews and bonus podcasts, such as Time For Questions?, where once a month we answer your questions.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Nick Revell, Oliver Izod and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.

Eshaan is recording his next special on the 16th November at Top Secret in Covent Garden: get tickets here.

Nick is performing with Martin Rowson as part of Jo Neary & Friends at the Lamb Inn in Eastbourne on the 13th December.

Oliver's website is oliverizod.com.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an "anger special", as they speak to NonCensored's very own social media editor Benjamin Closetabs about how and why he makes the clips you see on TikTok and Instagram; The Telegraph's Northern Correspondent Siobhan Connery returns to the show, live from X: The Everything App, to update us on the imminent civil war; and Eshaan Akbar rates the non-apologies for Reform MP Sarah Pochin's comments about seeing non-white faces in adverts.

THEY don't want you to fill in this survey. Sure would be a shame if you did, huh? http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

Thanks to Gillian, who signed up to Patreon.com/NonCensored this week. They'll receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus segments, such as this week's interview with paranormal podcaster Robin Dannies, and bonus podcasts, such as this month's Time For Questions, out this week.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Thomas Mayo, Bethany Black, Cody Dahler and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.

Eshaan is recording his next special on the 16th November at Top Secret in Covent Garden: get tickets here.

Bethany would like you to subscribe to her TikTok account.

Thomas is part of Shoot From The Hip, an impro team who do loads of stuff - check out their website for dates and videos and livestreams.

Cody has a podcast called The Truth (In My Opinion), and it's excellent. He's also on Instagram.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon takes a look back at some of the highlights of the first 150 episodes of NonCensored, as selected by our Patreons. Yes, we said "first" 150 episodes. Consider that a warning AND a promise.

Featuring: Sir Keir Starmer, Nadine Dorries & Ben Houchen, Jonathan Gullis, South Central Thames Water CEO Sir Douglas Brown, publisher Helen Penguin, disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit, billionaire bio-hacker Hersh Ravensfold, Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu, Rachel Parris, and Royal Correspondent Nichola Witchell.

If you don't fill in this survey, we will flirt with your dad: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

Thanks to our Patreons for helping to support NonCensored. If you enjoy what we do, you can sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored for four pounds a month, and in return you'll get every episode early and without ads, plus every segment in video as well as bonus segments and bonus podcasts. For eight pounds you'll get access to The Editorial Meeting, weekly bonus behind-the scenes podcast where we discuss what to put into the show.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Ed Morrish, and all our contributors over the last three and a bit years.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.

Eshaan is recording his next special on the 16th November at Top Secret in Covent Garden: get tickets here.

Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin celebrate Donald Trump's inevitable Nobel Peace Prize win by checking in with NonCensored's network of foreign correspondents to see how his peacemaking ability is viewed around the world; we hear from former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher on the allegations that she was no Iron Lady; and Eshaan Akbar has an aitch oh tee ay en dee es pee aye see why take about English.

If you don't fill in this survey, we will be sad: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

Thanks to Rohan and Ankya, who both signed up to Patreon.com/NonCensored this week. They'll receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus segments such as this week's interview with "thought leader" Simon Sinnamon, and they're making it possible for us to pay our guests.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Cody Dahler, Will Sebag Montefiore, Athena Kugblenu, Joz Norris and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.

Eshaan is recording his next special on the 16th November at Top Secret in Covent Garden: get tickets here.

Cody has a podcast called The Truth (In My Opinion), and it's excellent.

Will has an award-winning podcast called Legitimate Likes.

Athena has a book for kids out called History's Most Epic Fibs, and we cannot recommend it too highly

Joz is hosting another night of his short-form experimental comedy night Eggbox at the Pleasance in London on the 4th November, and tickets are available here.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.