This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome fisherman Cornelius Thark to the show, to explain to him how he ought to feel about the UK/EU trade deal either massively helping him or utterly betraying him, depending on who you talk to; former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles is back on the show, to give his view on Gary Lineker's early departure from Match of the Day; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about Kneecap's terror charges.

Patreons will also hear our interview with Dr. Hillary Acadeemya from the Transatlantic Institute For Sensible Government, who tells us how the media should be covering Trump's second term. If you want to hear that in full you'll have to sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts such as this week's Time For Questions, where Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer YOUR questions.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Tom Crowley, Mark Davison, Davina Bentley and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Tom has an excellent sketch comedy podcast called Crowley Time that you should listen to.

Mark does sketches with Anthony Richardson as The Exploding Heads, and they have a sports-based podcast called Sports Horn.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome Sir Keir Starmer back to the show to explain how his new cool, "bad boy" image is going to make him over sixty million new Facebook friends; they get ready with BBC Director General Tim Davie, who explains why the BBC needs to be trusted on TikTok (hit that subscribe button if you agree); and Eshaan Akbar ranks the apology of Green Party leadership candidate Zach Polanski gave for trying to hypnotise women into having larger breasts.

Patreons will also hear our interview with SofAI's AIleen Pooter, whose company is revolutionising sofas by harnessing the power of AI. If you want to hear that in full you'll have to sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts such as this week's Time For Questions, where Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer YOUR questions.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Davina Bentley and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Joz is hosting his mixed-media evening Eggbox at The Pleasance in Islington on the 1st July, and will be performing You Wait. Time Passes at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin speak to the Labour MP for Bristol Very Very West, Daffydd Cwmbach, about how the government will respond to their crushing defeat in last week's local elections; we welcome The Very Very Reverend Gerrie Berrie back to the show to tell us why we need the first "Podcast Pope"; and Eshaan Akbar returns to the show to give us a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about the new Indian trade deal.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Eshaan Akbar, Larry Budd and Bilal Zafar and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Larry, with Paul Dunphy, does brilliant Broken News sketches on their YouTube channel, so pop over there, laugh and subscribe.

Bilal livestreams on Twitch and does a podcast with Joey Page called Got A Problem Mate?. Head on over to his linktree for loads of brilliant stuff.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast returns, per the cease and desist letters we've been receiving, to being known as NonCensored, and regular service is resumed: Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Bridget Phillipson, the Women & Equalities Minister, about the government's reaction to last week's Supreme Court ruling over the definition of "woman", as well as Home Secretary Yvette Cooper about her forthcoming Foreign Criminal League Tables. Harriet also sat down with Pierre Poilievre, the Conservative candidate for Canadian Prime Minister, about how well his campaign to be "Canada's Trump" is going.

It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey

People who subscribe to our Patreon will also get a bonus segment where we interview leading manosphere YouTuber MrFeast about free speech and talking to women. Patreons also get the episodes early and without adverts, and every segment in full video so pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up if that sounds like your sort of thing.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Alexandra Haddow, Davina Bentley, Sooz Kempner, Michael Balazo and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is going on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Alexandra posts sketches and bits of her standup on her Instagram, as well as details of her excellent club night Indie Amnesty.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Sooz is currently previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly. Tickets and all the information you need are on Sooz's website.

Michael has a podcast called Evil Men, and will be at the Edinburgh Fringe with his show International Lover.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast founder and CEO Elon Musk welcomes Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin onto his podcast which he bought last week. Formerly known as NonCensored, Elon has embraced the podcast's crusade for free speech and free thinking by taking over and deciding what to cover. So, he speaks to comedian Rosie Holt about making comedy legal again, and he instructed Harriet and Martin to speak to SpaceX's Head Of Ladies' Space, Sylvia Carcass, and SpaceX's Head Of Normal Space, Buzz Darkmonth, about the current state of space exploration, as well as American journalist Liz Breunig about why the left should embrace pronatalism.

Thank you to Louise Morgan for joining our Patreon this week. She got this episode early and without ads, as well full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content.

With thanks to Lewis Macleod, Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Davina Bentley, Sooz Kempner and Ed Morrish.

Lewis can be heard on Dead Ringers, and seen on Instagram.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, is on tour; you can see dates and buy tickets here.

Eshaan's stand-up special, The Pretender, is on YouTube

You can listen to Will's podcast, Legitimate Likes, here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Davina does sketches on Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Sooz is currently previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly. Tickets and all the information you need are on Sooz's website.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons last month, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions:

• What have you learned from lockdown?
• Should MPs be allowed to have second jobs?
• Which public services would they take a chainsaw to?

...and more!

To see the episode in full video, as well as to unlock all the other bonuses you get every week, head over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for £5 or £10/month.

Thanks to all our Patreons for making this episode possible.

Recorded at Streamline Studios, Deptford.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin welcome General Dick Terrific, of the 3rd Us Airborne Tariff Divison, back to the show for an update from the front line of the trade war; Telegraph columnist Siobhan Connery explains why Marine Le Pen SHOULD be allowed to run for President in 2027; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about how we can re-fund the police.

Thank you to Anthony Robinson for upgrading to a paid membership of our Patreon this week. He got this episode early and without ads, as well full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, and also as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Bethany Black, Sooz Kempner and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and you can see dates and buy tickets here.

Eshaan is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan, which is at the Hackney Empire on April 12th.

Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Bethany is a brilliant stand up and you can buy her show Unwinnable for £5 from Go Faster Stripe.

Sooz is currently previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly. Tickets and all the information you need are on Sooz's website.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about why her spring statement got such bad reviews; US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth joins us to talk about why he definitely didn't leak classified information and also America's Canadian invasion plans; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about Prince Harry stepping down from a charity when he should be going jousting.

If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up. This week, there's a Time For Questions Q&A episode, and an exclusive segment with royal correspondent Nicola Witchell.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Sam Russell and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan, which is at the Hackney Empire on April 12th.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Sam is part of Shoot From The Hip impro. You can find details of their latest live dates and videos of previous shows on their website.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Health Secretary, Wes Streeting, about mental health and why it's being over-diagnosed; Eshaan Akbar shares a Hot & Spicy Take about why the Finns are the happiest people on earth; and we hear from a phone-in caller about why you should but Teslas, specifically from him.

If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up. On Tuesday 25th we will be recording a Time For Questions show, so if you want to ask a question pop over to Patreon and comment on the latest post.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, James Barr, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.

James co-hosts the A Gay & A Non-Gay podcast, and is going on tour, and you should go and see him. Tickets available from jamesbarrcomedy.com.

Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about the tough choices the government are making on benefits, and why Labour aren't interested in helping people who don't work; we also have General Dick Terrific, for the US Third Airborne Tariff Division, to explain how the Trade War is going, compared to his previous campaigns in the Culture War and The War On Christmas; and of course, Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week, this week about Disney's reboot of Snow White.

If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.