KJP mispronounces the Francis Scott Key Bridge. Secretary of State Antony Blinken assures us that Ukraine will eventually become a member of NATO. The Biden administration struggles to support both Israel and Gaza at the same time. Will the Francis Scott Key Bridge be renamed after it is reconstructed? Bird flu is making a return, and our noble government is already at work creating a vaccine. NASA wants a new time zone for the moon that will be called Lunar Time. The band Kiss may have virtual tours with digital avatars. JLo is transforming her concert tour due to a lack of sales. Shortly after Scotland establishes a new hate-speech law, the first minister of Scotland ends up with a large number of the complaints. Are you ready for the eclipse? Has Havana syndrome been proven to be crickets?

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