Expect the expected! The doldrums finally come to an end with a certain someone winning BB23, a certain someone winning a well-earned AFP, a certain someone doubling down on an extremely rude thing he said, and Erik building Maya a tiny veto comp for her birthday. That was the best part of this whole season, really. We love you all, thanks for listening, see you next year!

Wow. Big D casts his vote to evict for the first time this season, and it results in one of the wildest evictions we’ve ever seen. Also, Erik gets mad. 🤭

I think we can all agree anything else would have been better than the travesty we saw tonight. Ugh. When does BBCAN start?

The Cookout makes BB history and Erik attempts to join Gen Z. Alyssa remains dim. Big Brother!!!

The Cookout continues their slow and steady steamroll of the house. The odds are with Xavier but our hearts are with Tiffany. Erik and Maya engage in a little quid pro quo, Kyland complains to some brands, and we are #notlovingit.

Well, our favorite HG went home and we’re officially in The Doldrums™️. All we can do now is wait until final 6 and hope some interesting gameplay shows up then. Also, maybe we can start watching BB UK. Or start a corn maze business. All this and more on tonight’s episode!

The Cookout continues to run the house, making BB history but also kinda ruining BB. It’s ok, we’ll take it! Claire and Tiffany are masterminds, we forgot Hannah is in the house but we still love her, Derek X is a shoo-in for another 100 BB bucks, and Julie Chen reminds us all to Be Not Afraid (??). Also Erik reveals how he made his nut: with his award winning podcast Dorf On Dorf.

Derek X makes a big move. The house flips, or does it?? BB23’s “high roller” twist is announced, and the Cookout is doomed. Peace love and justice y’all!

In this episode of BBUS (still not, unfortunately, BBCAN), Whitney is targeted for her love of women. Some suspicious edits are made, we still don’t understand how betting works (how many beans to coconuts???), and Erik tries out a new bit.

Brent is “blindsided” when everyone sadly to evotes him, in the least eventful blindside in BB history. Erik and Maya are in a fight. If anyone messes with Hannah we will burn this whole thing to the ground. There’s a lot cooking in our mental, okay?!