Maya and Erik are joined by their friend Sam, who’s never seen Big Brother before and frankly doesn’t understand why anyone bothers. (Fair question.) Bay and Day put Christmas in her place, Bayleigh gets a brand new Tesla, Memphis spends some time on his side gig at Buffalo Wild Wings, David’s Vegas odds are increasing by the minute, and Julie Chen looks amazing.

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Another week, another night of ups and downs and near heart attacks. Is tonight’s evictee going back in the house?! Could someone likeable actually win HOH? What kind of new gymnastics will Julie perform trying to convince everyone there’s a shakeup coming any minute now? "Unexpected" answers to all these mysteries, plus our declaration of commitment to David and only David, on this brand new episode of BoTH. 

TV Guide article about everything wrong with New School BB: https://www.tvguide.com/news/big-brother-all-stars-big-disappointment/

David's excellent Twitter: https://twitter.com/davjalex