Pies are smashed in faces! Clowns are hiding in mirrors! Zingbot returns to call Holly an old buzzard! (Mean; we don't support that.) Also, Erik puts up some zings, America votes for a prankster, and everything is gonna. be. fine.

Maya becomes a Jackson superfan. Erik becomes a Christie head. Someone manifested this show out of the garbage dump. Jess is lost in the pantry. WHAT IS HAPPENING??????? 🙃

PIGEON PATROL!!! Sorry we're a couple days late but we have a good reason. In this very special episode, Maya and Erik record from opposite sides of the globe, and Maya's sister attempts to decode Big Brother after seeing it for the first time ever. In other news, Kat and Cliff are forced to work against each other as they each try to stay in the house, a very shocking new six person alliance forms (maybe?), and Cliff's leg is bothering him.

In this episode, we drink too much wine while watching Big Brother. In other news, SOMEBODY IS FINALLY PLAYING THE GAME!!!! Aoooo, oh yeah. Also, Michie continues choosing rage over game play, and we have some fresh new canon from the corn maze. Big Brother, in short, is the greatest show in the history of television. We're back, baby!

There was apparently some big ol' drama in the house this week, but we didn't see it because it happened 5 minutes before eviction! In other news, no big game moves were made, we're staying positive, Michie got mad again, and Erik got a sunburn. Ahwooooo, ohhh yeah.

In this episode of the world's only Big Brother podcast, the person who you think will go home goes home. In more interesting news, Erik has decided to devote his life to creating virtual reality worlds, and Michael is becoming a demon child trapped in a corn maze. These aren't plot points from a bad reality TV show, this is real life. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. 你是完美的

Christie loses her mind. Bella manifests her own doom. Nicole remains a hero, and Camp Comeback crawls towards its inexorable, disappointing, traumatic end. Oh, and Erik is definitely on some FBI watchlist after this episode. Please join us in hope and in anger, in this celebration of the worst show on television.

Jack continues his unstoppable march toward victory. Cliff and Bella cannot keep their g.d. mouths shut. Erik tries out a new silly voice, and someone, finally, finally, attempts to sow a little chaos in the house. (Unfortunately, that someone is immediately voted out.) In short, this show is bad and the world is bad. Save us.

Erik and Julie make Beavis and Butthead references (to the chagrin of everyone who can hear them). Something happens that has never happened before (it's Camp Comeback). Certain houseguests appear to be acting racist, and we are not here for it. Showmances abound, and Kathryn tries to figure out if these bitches are conspiring against her. IT'S SUMMER, BABY!

Eight new houseguests enter the BB summer camp. The usual problematic social patterns arise, causing some moral concern for Erik and Maya. Erik attempts a southern accent, and Maya chooses a new mortal enemy (ahem... Jackson). We're so happy to be back for the summer - we missed you!!