Blueberry Pancakes

Almost everyone is going for what they want! Nick wants to be a lawyer, Jess wants to be a vice principal, Coach wants to be a teacher, Buster wants to date Cece, Schmidt wants to save money and Winston wants to play the piano and play lawyer to help his friend. Take what you want from life by eating blueberry pancakes and following your dreams!

There just wasn’t enough havoc for Abby Day to wreak on the inhabitants of 4D. What’s a girl to do? Go move in next door and wreak the extra havoc on the sole inhabitant of 4C. Join us for the third of three episodes featuring the chaos and destruction of Abby freaking Day!

Who gets called a troublemaker in this episode? Is it the inventor of Sky Knife, the Day sisters up to their old pranks, No-Nonsense Schmidt, Nic-with-no-k, Coach trying to date a client, or Winston trying to distract himself? It's not who you think, so eat some Blueberry Pancakes while you listen to find out!

Abby Day, she always says the most inappropriate stuff. Is Schmidt a nutball or a goofball? Is Nick using a common barber’s comb? Even Bertie’s 10 or 11 cream-based soups cannot save them from an even more awkward meal than the first one in her kitchen. Maybe she should have served Blueberry Pancakes… we’ll never know.

Nick and Jess are playing sexual chicken again, only instead of the landlord, this time their exes are the pawns! Who is Frank Scabopolis and why does he love blueberry pancakes? I am Frank Scabopolis! Is this helping? I forgot the plan…

There are 3 possible reasons this might be the biggest episode yet… Is it because IT’S PRINCE!! Or because Nick and Jess (eventually) say “I love you” to each other? Or is it because it features an actual PANCAKE?!? (We’re assuming it’s blueberry as we have no evidence to the the contrary). What Prince says goes, and he says you have to finish your pancake!

Jess’s birthday can only mean a few things—inside joke cakes, 90-minute omelettes and unrealistic expectations that turn out to be misunderstandings. Come party with Blueberry Pancakes for Jess’s birthday!!

Rivalries and standoffs abound! The Pistons vs. the Bulls, old vs. young, Jess vs. Nick in a sex standoff. Somehow it all helps Winston figure out what he wants to be when he grows up. Don’t be minnow toast, grab life by the avacadas, and listen to the newest episode of Blueberry Pancakes!

Jess has 21 minutes to make a life-changing decision, and the beautiful sons of bitches from the loft are going to help her. How could it go wrong? Coach’s advice is “be who you are and do what you do,” so listen to and eat those blueberry pancakes!

You are invited to a Thanksgiving feast! Hosts: Nick Miller & Jessica Day. Location: forest and lake almost walking-distance from Oregon. Time: whenever we’ve hunted and gathered enough dirty vegetables and bad fish for a feast. Wear your favorite hat and come prepared for survival challenges to determine the best camper. You might learn how to do a classic human-bear team-up and how to tell when the fish you’re cooking is done. Come celebrate Turkey Day giardia-style! Hopefully Jess will be able to eat blueberry pancakes again soon!