Blueberry Pancakes

How can one day that starts off so beautifully get out of hand so quickly? Jess starts out with Maid of Honor duties but quickly has to add to her list keeping-her-dad-and-Nick-from-discussing-the-only-thing-on-Nick's-mind duties, interviewing-for-a-new-job duties and pretending-to-plan-a-birthday-party-for-Winston duties. Not all of these were successfully fulfilled but the roof was the perfect place to come together to celebrate surviving it all!

Everyone has a reason that we’ve arrived at the moment we’re learning all of our beloved characters’ stories for how they lost their virginity. Jess’s story involves…murder. Elizabeth has to decide if the Archduke is friend or foe. The time has come for Nick to break the truth to Winston about Mysteria and Octopussy. Cece must tell her story every chance she gets—it’s not embarrassing at all, it’s rock and roll. Everyone ends on a sexy note as well…We’re nearing the end of the season, and nothing is insignificant in this series finale eve eve episode of Blueberry Pancakes.

This bachelorette party is off the hook! Besides a lesbian gynecologist in a room full of models, this party also has games like pin the dong on Shivrang—a more difficult game then we expect for Cece. Other fun things happening the same night are a real fire in the bar bathroom and an insulted ice cream man stripper with all of his clothes on. Who fancies a shandy? Join us for the next episode of Blueberry Pancakes, where there’s only one acceptable excuse for an orange velour track suit! Or is it yellow?

Is it a date? Is it not a date? It’s right there in the title! And if anyone can interefere, it’s the only man they ever both loved—Russell. After this night, Nick and Jess still won’t know what they are to each other, but they do know what happens when Nick gargles his beer. While Nick is racking up a number of very expensive jaywalking tickets, Schmidt and Winston entertain Outside Dave, and try to determine which is the neutralist room. Nick drinks to forget, but even if we were drinking we can never forget the image of Winston’s date getting ruined by an impromptu serenade by a street musician. You cannot miss this series of unfortunate events that’s keeping us enthralled in the latest episode of Blueberry Pancakes!

What’s an Elvis-themed party without a funeral to drag it down? Or is it a funeral-themed Elvis party? This party has EVERYTHING—drunk Elvis, family feuds and people stealing from the dead. Of course, it’s set in the best snow-covered party venue of them all—Chicago! Not the land of books, but a land where Schmidt looks like a remote control and Nick takes care of everyone, a land where Elvis is king and you better bow down. Join us on Blueberry Pancakes as we attempt to explain how all of these things are related.

New things we’re trying this week—making the bar patrons pay for their drinks and going to the aquarium to heal heartbreak. While one is the result of shenanigans and one leads to shenanigans, it gets more complicated than that. Maybe the motivations for putting up a punching bag and orchestrating a Guy’s Night at the bar come from trying to please one girl, while the ambition and sheer lack of laziness is inadvertently attracting another girl to Nick—a “room friend.” Maybe seeing a beautiful Cece-fish then breaking the law of the Great State of California to attempt to own one, only to be immediately and brutally stung by a jellyfish is Schmidt’s idea of a fun Saturday, but it looks more like instant karma and another trip to the ocean. Join Jami and Calli as they express their gratitude for not having to actually decide between these adventures—we’re going on both!

It’s party time again, and this time we’re celebrating Nick and Schmidt’s 10-year roommate anniversary. Can Jess handle Nick, can Jax handle Jess, can Nick handle party chores? Does Jess really want a man who can express his feelings, is Cece really on board to “do this thing” with Shivrang, and just how many people can run away from the same party before it’s not a party anymore? Join us for an episode that ends with and engaged Cece, Jess running away from Nick in a panic, and a professional football player in tears! Nothing we can’t handle with a stack of Blueberry Pancakes!

In episode 17 of season 2 of New Girl, who really deserves the parking spot? Is it Schmidt who discovered the spot, but thought he could cheat by peeing inside his own body (but later peed his pants)? Is it Jess who's been bribing Outside Dave with lattes and using her body on Nick? Is it Winston, wearing Daisy's yoga pants with "YUM" on the butt, on an unsuccessful mission instead of hanging in the parking garage fighting with the others for the spot? Or is it Nick, who did kiss Jess but did not read the fine print in the roommate agreement? Discover the conclusion in the thrilling newest episode of Blueberry Pancakes!

What happens when 5 extra people show up to Cece's Indian marriage convention? There will be lust, there will be confessions, there will be hula hoops. Someone will get punched--multiple times in multiple locations. "Turban on or turban off" will be the least of your questions. How do you train to catch strawberries for a Lil Wayne video? How do a couple of people (not a couple!) angry-engineer the strongest newspaper table ever? Who really is allowed to sit "above table 6?" Will Winston ever learn how to weild his mojo? Can pink wine and Taylor Swift heal heartbreak? Join Jami and Calli as they ponder these and other important controversies in the latest episode of your favorite New Girl podcast, Blueberry Pancakes!

Is Nick wearing a woman's coat? Is there a reason Jess is Nick's specific "cooler?"  What happens when you leave Jess alone with her imagination, and what lengths must she go to in order to get all of these people in the same room together? Is there such thing as a beautiful woman who is attracted to pain and misery, and will she be turned off by the woman's coat? Will Winston learn to talk to women or has he found The One so he can stop trying? Join us for Jess's weapon-crafting skills, more plumbing insights from Nick Miller, and Shivrang's worst first date.