Blueberry Pancakes

Choose your own adventure! You can pick an alias and a cool hat and follow Nick to Edgar’s shed. Or you can stay at the loft and help wrangle Schmidt’s centaur boots and decide if it’s better to know your POGO. Does the annoyance bowl measure up to the douchebag jar? What happens when you don’t agree on your safe word ahead of time? Will Nick’s natural enemy always be The Plumber? We ask these and other important questions in this very special episode of Blueberry Pancakes!

Cool guy power! How does one pull off a con? Slowly with chopsticks? No! Number 1-master feely cup. Number 2-buy a bunch of hats for young girls who root for the bills. No 3-convince Blue Eyes to invest in a horse for a second chance at a father’s love, end up losing a game of Sugar Ray and skip town without your pants immediately for the next con! Join Jami and Calli for lucky episode 13 of season 2 of New Girl—the latest Blueberry Pancakes installment!

It’s January in New Girl land, and that means the Street Youths are at it again!! Schmidt and Winston pretend to try to score some crack, and end up in a Hilarious Misunderstanding where no one gets robbed but Winston does finally get his fro yo. Nick wears lady’s shades on his free weekend with Angie at Sam’s boss’ cabin. Cabin shenanigans ensue: Jess + boom stick = no electricity for the night, absinthe + fire = switching boyfriends and pretzels for dinner. The weekend is good for Jess and Sam, but not so good for Nick and Angie. Nick can only pay in Nick Bucks, fully redeemable for smiles and any one item from his bureau. Don’t miss Jami and Calli hashing out all the best and worst of this especially uproarious episode of New Girl (season 2, episode 12)!

Don’t throw the cranberries! Join Jami and Calli for their discussion of the Christmas episode of season 2 of New Girl! The gang heads out for the evening in an attempt to hit as many Christmas parties as possible. Jess’ goal is to avoid Sam, but there is no avoiding him. Does Nick make his plane home for Christmas, should Schmidt put money in the douchebag jar for any of his comments, what is a thump thump, where did they find the biggest gingerbread men we’ve ever seen, and what is Santa doing—he should be at home getting ready!! Even though Nick Miller’s been turning lemonade into lemons since 1981, he turns out to be really sweet—how did this happen?

Blueberry Pancakes has a word that’s going to change your life: Bathtub! Thus begins the episode of many pitches—some of which were made in a suit with a giant golden lightning bolt on the back! If you choose to break the rules, as Street Youths are known to do, and cross the bar, it might get messy. Is it a good idea to fill a bathtub while it’s on the roof? Does Jess know that her closet door is faulty, and that Remy will think they are playing hard to get? Does Schmidt ever find out the identity of the meth-heads who ransacked the loft? Where does this bathtub end up? Does Cece get the pigeon out of her apartment? You don’t have to be a whiskey girl like Nick to eat blueberry pancakes and listen to Blueberry Pancakes 🥞

Z is for Zombie! Join us, Street Youths, for the newest episode of Blueberry Pancakes covering episode 9 of season 2 of New Girl where we learn how many eggs we have left and what zombies and zoos have in common. How many times does Winston mention his “adjusted schedule,” how do you get hot glue off of skin, and how exactly do you let the snakes out? We don’t know all the answers but we do know you should watch New Girl and eat blueberry pancakes!

Thanksgiving again! Season 2, and the Schmidts are grilling! Jess is on a parent trap train apparently not for the first time.

We discuss the hierarchy of fake Hollywood beer and Jess’ evil Parent Trap face.

Do we really want to be a fly on the wall or are we glad they spared us the visual details of some of the events of the Schmidt olympics? Don’t miss the big, beautiful side characters in this one. Always follow the money, and always eat Blueberry pancakes! This episode is recorded in the classic style de julienne, which should meet any modern masculinity standards.

Nick is not the poorest or the angriest in the this episode!! Which means poor Jess is trying to make the guys understand about the “red devil in my belly!” Join us for puppies in cups, water massage, and many lessons—good and bad. We pretend to know stuff ahout IMS—irritable male syndrome, Watsu therapy and the effect of the alpha female. Don’t get sabotaged by your baby box, find your magical best friend and listen to the latest episode of Blueberry Pancakes.

This is Halloween, Street Youths! Come along on a fun adventure with your favorite Blueberry Pancakes hosts! What do a bride, a ninja turtle and young Abe Lincoln have in common? It can only mean one thing—Halloween shenanigans! We’d like to see Nick get the guitar out in the loft, and we need to know how Robby cut himself on a pumpkin! Does a clown nose count as dressing up? Can Jess punch Nick when the time comes? Is it worth it to wear a costume that requires explanation? We can’t promise any answers, but we can promise we’ll talk about it on this episode of Blueberry Pancakes!

Gave me cookie, got you cookie! For all you Street Youths, we have another episode for you! We’re exploring important topics from the 5th episode of season 2 like if Jess is a Russian monkey cartoon or if she’s Giggle Bangs Rice Bowl. What kind of cookies are best suited to be a piece of your heart? How will Nick decide to celebrate his tin anniversary with Schmidt? Please don’t ever boob slap anyone, Serena Williams, but do get some blueberry pancakes to eat while you listen!