Blueberry Pancakes

You know when Schmidt gets hit by a car and that’s NOT the craziest thing that happens, that it’s time to listen to the next episode of Blueberry Pancakes to find out what’s up!

Are you a doer or a dumplinger? The dumplinger ends up as the voice of reason, so it’s Chinese food for brunch, blueberry pancakes for dizzert and a chai tea very late. Would you rather have a wheelchair from a ditch or a hot dog beach hat? Just remember, it’s easy as peanuts—Physical Education Activity NUTS—like go nuts, have fun!

Coach. Is. Back!

That means bunny money. That means strippers and bad lobster. That means maybe having to fight a cop while wearing strip club gift shop outfits. Come join the shenanigans! Don’t worry, we’ll make coffee (and blueberry pancakes!) in the morning.

Hop in the Batmanmobile and join the Halloween party! We have costumes made out of trash, we have jack o’lanterns that have been punched in the face, we even have the real ghost of an old neighbor just next door! We’ll find out if JD stands for Jack Daniels or Jessica damn Day, what kind of laugh Letterman really has, and how far away Schmidt has to get from 4D for a fresh start. Join us for the latest Halloween edition of Blueberry Pancakes!

It might have been just as much fun if there had been a hand in the bag instead of cash, but we’ll never know. Nick learns that the bank charges you money to open an account. Schmidt learns that rabbis will beat you up if needed. Winston learns that even the biggest shiniest candelabra doesn’t necessarily always have a genie. While Winston wishes for more candelabras, we’re wishing for more blueberry pancakes!

Do you know any members of the Billy Zane fan club? Have you ever been on a date with a guy, everything seems to be going really well, then you realize it’s really your cat who’s on a date, not you? Are you a fan of Papa Smurf? You may not think there’s much in the world that could combine all these weirdnesses, but this episode delivers! Add some blueberry pancakes (always advised), and this episode will put the choir in your rap song!

Dexter and pie. Double date with Nick and Jess. Winston and Ferguson splitting pasta. Horses from outer space. We knew the truth would come out soon enough, so come witness the painful and hilarious unfolding of events and ominous conclusion in the latest episode of Blueberry Pancakes!

You know shenanigans are going down anytime Nick becomes the voice of reason. But even Nick can’t stop Jess from committing a jacooz-related crime with her cool new work friends and stop Winston from revenge-killing Daisy’s cat at the same time! An eye for an eye or a cat for a heart? Schmidt’s not getting any help but that doesn’t stop him from somehow pulling off one date with two ladies. Grab your fun mug, and join Suzuki Sinclair to listen to newest episode of Blueberry Pancakes—ask for Charles.

All in! Nick and Jess are both tested and both find themselves to still feel like they are All In on their relationship—wherever that leads. Cece and Elizabeth have both proven that they are All In to be with Schmidt, but Schmidt feels All In for both of them. And if you think anyone has ever been more All In for a puzzle, you haven’t met Winston. You never know what might happen when you jump in with both feet—the only way to be sure it will turn out well is to put some blueberries on top and cover the whole thing with maple syrup!

Who is Elaine? Whose big day is it? It is Cece’s wedding after all, and Shivrang gets to make his big entrance—nope, not them. Is it Nick or Jess who aren’t sure they’ll be able to navigate their relationship out in the real world—it’s not their day either. Is it Winston, who tried to mature but has been asked to give “full-on crazy” to prank this wedding? Turns out it’s not his day either. Maybe it’s Schmidt who seizes an opportunity he’s not quite sure what to do with. No. The episode is called Elaine’s Big Day. You’ll just have to listen to this super exciting super special season two finale episode of Blueberry Pancakes to find out!