Blueberry Pancakes

Street Youths, we have another one for you—season 2, episode 4 of our beloved New Girl! We cover deep topics like the ambience of found furniture and sitar music. We wonder what the cut off is for “spoilers” in generations who are new to stuff and if Winston deserves the title of “Prank Sinatra.” We even flex a little 80’s sitcom knowledge ourselves! We are grateful to be old enough to not have to sleep off an ass-ton of quinoa, and you’ll have to decide for yourself which casserole concoction will best fuel your night bikes.

Street Youths, you unexpected geniuses! Here we are for a 3rd episode of the infamous 2nd season of a little badass show called New Girl. Everyone is making decisions for everyone else, and that can’t lead to anything good. We explore what it means to help someone pick out and/or help build a piece of furniture, why Jess would not have chosen pink wine for this particular occasion, if cheating and Creepy Eyes is the same same thing, and if Schmidt could have passed for a Romney if he hadn’t been trying to convince actual experts. Thanks for joining us again on your most favorite pancake/podcast!

Join Katie, Jess, Bearclaw, Andy and 2 Nicks for just one of many shenanigans in this episode! Jess goes off the grid and juggles 2 men with the help of all the pink wine Nick can pour. Our Nick meets future Nick, and has so many questions for him. Schmidt takes on a WNBA player in a bet for a date (of course). Always eat blueberry pancakes, but a bearclaw would be an acceptable substitute this week.

Look sharp, ya dumb ass! Questions we ask in this, the first episode of the second season of our beloved New Girl: is it really possible that Nick is fine after the most recent events, what does Jess use to help Schmidt with his itch, what kind of drink does a coal miner drink, what is Robby’s brand besides possibly Lord of Winterfell, and who sings a better Groove is in the Heart?

Hey, Street Youths! We’re finally getting around to the season 1 finale! We’re wrapping up Season 1 of New Girl with discussions of the first season as a whole, the characters, villains, love interests! We also chat about our prior knowledge of White Fang, how “in the middle of the desert” they actually are, Remy’s finished “broom,” and Slim Jims as a meal.

What do a smooth jazz album, a Disney pirate movie and Shaquille O’Neal’s birthday party have in common? Would you make a video at the end of a breakup warning your future self not to get back together with your ex? Can it possibly be a timing thing and does that even matter? Only one marriage proposal in this episode, but it’s pretty exciting anyway, so check out this penultimate Season 1 episode!

Jami and Calli deep dive into the 22nd episode of this fantastic show, entitled Tomatoes. We continue the conversation about if passion equals a healthy relationship. We wonder if it’s Nick who is the quitter or if it’s Jess. We also explore more important topics like scarecrows, nudity in the steam room, if Mickey Mouse should be earthbound, and penis fractures. Shake your ass like the quitter you want to be, and join us instead of whatever you’re supposed to be doing!

Who really is the “kid” in the title of this episode? Is it Russell’s daughter Jess is attempting to teach about Italy? Is it Joe, who Winston just needs to get to the show? Is it Nick’s girlfriend who knows Russell’s daughter from the bus? Or could it be the Indian in the Cupboard? Nothing that 7 copies of Speed on VHS can’t help us solve! Don’t forget to revisit the bloopers for a great Schmidt and Ouli scene from this episode—https://youtu.be/hWfywCaAmMk.

JFK! FDR! Jami and Calli finally get to discuss True American AND show off their extensive knowledge of peach basket catch-it-up! We ponder life’s big questions—what makes them hangover eggs, is the shiv to be used by or on a gentleman, how do they not fall off the chairs while drinking all the beers, how exactly did the elevator cables wear out in the first place, and how do you take back control AFTER the beans have been dipped? Also, don’t miss the discussion of one of the best fan theories yet!

When one big secret comes out, many many more can’t help but follow. We discuss secrets (duh!), confessions and things better left unsaid. We start down the rabbit-hole of disney-fying the gang of 4D. Our transitions may be bursting at the seams, but the giggling covers it up.