Blueberry Pancakes

This episode contains 2 separate parts of the same episode recorded separately... everything gets more confusing (and hilarious!) from there. So many questions--is it Tony the Tiger style or Alvin, Simon and Theodore? Is Dirk an evil genius or just an arrogant creep? How did the sex wall painting jump from the inside of the closet to a whole wall in Winston's room? When does a hill become a mountain? Who really is the "Fancyman?" Jami and Calli may not be the most sooooophisticated podcasts hosts you know, but they appreciate the best things in life like quality guest stars and some of the best Drunk Nick of the whole season!

Let them eat cars! Fold your sweater, put on some Jodeci and join Jami and Calli on their journey of this 17th episode of New Girl. We talk about why Nick needs a phone, how Elvin steals the show with his cuteness, and the history of the court of the Sun King-ish. Mr. Fancyman does that little thing with his mouth when he's yelling, so get the koi out of your dress and throw your phone into the fiery chasm--scratch that--you might need your phone to listen to Blueberry Pancakes!

Uno, bitches! Put on your slippiest loafers and try Jami’s new breakfast recipe while we dive in for Schmidt’s 3-day(?) trial of new homeless: beach style. Will Jess get to put her hutch in the living room? Will we ever do a clean intro? (Spoiler—it’s same answer for both...)

How many ears does Daniel Boone have? Come along with Jami and Calli while they ask questions about the meaning of life—things like can a speculum wizard cure a baby backache, what shape does a butt make in the sand, if the mechanic says your car is no longer a car, can your paperclip still be the key? Listening to this podcast won’t make you smarter, but it will answer questions you never wanted to ask.

When Jami and Calli get together to discuss the 14th episode of New Girl, you can bet it will be l’chaim (a celebration)! Middle school was painful to live through but hilarious to recount now—we were not building robot arms! Nick plays Humpty Dumpty with a cactus, and we explore the merits of using “hump” for your euphemism. Bring your good scissors!!

Street Youths! Come hang out with Jami and Calli as they discuss things they know nothing about like Pinocchio, the difference between landlords and supers and celestial tea ceremonies. Is 4D's landlord, Remy, truly a nice guy or is he helping Jess with his own agenda? We don't ferment stuff in the basement, but we do swoon over Cece, quote Schmidt and question everyone's motives, but what else is new?  Check out this clip with Schmidt’s boss (Gillian Vigman) in a fantastic scene from the movie Stepbrothers: https://youtu.be/vAfAKsd2P0k

Join Jami and Calli for the 11th installment of Blueberry Pancakes covering the 11th episode of New Girl—Jess & Julia! Our conversation includes Nick Miller’s list of fears, missed movie references, humidity because we’re women, but most of all OSI...our shared interests. Even the dogs are excited!

Jami and Calli discuss BroJuice, the party bus, d-bags and Ms. Phatbooty. We built this Schmidty!

Jami and Calli discuss all things The 23rd...including Sexy Santa, Cecelia #5, and an anatomically correct heart of a 50-year old non-smoker. We talk mullets, superheroes and Christmas music. There may also be some giggling...