There may be more than one way to stall a wedding, but pulling the fire alarm in order to run into a firefighter has nothing on Cookie Monster’s slow motion rendition of Ave Maria. Hopefully at least one of the 18+ stops on the hometown tour includes blueberry pancakes.

The Crawl is for all! Nick’s decade-long project to complete a smiley face using coordinates for a bar crawl is coming true with a new bar in the neighborhood. That, combined with his recent breakup, mean The Crawl is tonight, even though it’s also Valentine’s Day. Maybe Winston will have blueberry pancakes in his backpack for a good breakfast after The Crawl! In the name of love and booze!

Whatever drawings you talk about, always shoot for the stars! Doing business between friends shows its pros and cons, especially with investment opportunities. Don’t settle for substitutes, swettle for swubstiswuits…and eat blueberry pancakes!

Are you a da Vinci in tie-dye or a fat Jewish Dennis Rodman? Or maybe just the back of a horse in a 2-person horse costume? Everything is upside down as Jess and Ryan come out as a couple—Winston has a magic crystal, Coach is dressing like Ryan and the biology teacher is in charge of the field trip. Don’t get bee’d up, just eat blueberry pancakes, and pitch some invention ideas!

Everyone wants to try on Winston’s uniform but no one can handle it, and what is his project with the pet dishes? She’s Councilwoman Fawn Moscato, and she approved these blueberry pancakes, she told us.

When time is pressed against us at Christmas, you know it will be a good episode of New Girl! We have reverse Santa, in-laws in castles, a pillow that is a first class lounge all by itself, and Barry, who just wants Jess to have the perfect Christmas. Debbie, don’t start with me, you’re in a mood!

How many rubber duckies needed to die to make the yellow purse? Is double-syringe the worst text of them all? Even if it’s received on a phone with a duckie case? What happens when all the women at the baby shower start fist-fighting, using a stuffed duckie as a weapon? The real hero of the episode: the duckie. Do duckies eat blueberry pancakes?

Welcome to Bangsgiving where the attire is aprons and oven mitts only and the food is forgettable. Does Nick have the money he owes Cece? Can Winston get past his lunch lady hang-up? Did Tran drink more beers than Nick? Will Jess ever understand Ferris Bueller? Just eat blueberry pancakes and stay away from Pepper’s blind spot!

What does great sangria, a living room fort and laundry lessons have in common? It’s guys night to celebrate Jess going out of town to a kiss-your-cute-coworker conference with Coach and Ryan! Guess who’s getting blueberry pancakes on the way home?

How do you tell someone new that you live with your ex? To find out, we meet many zany characters including hunks, sleepy guys, the Peter Pan and the ghost of Nick. We also see a preview of Jess’s one-woman performance of “A Christmas Carol.” Rock, paper, scissors to see if you should listen to blueberry pancakes first or eat blueberry pancakes first!