Are they serving blueberry pancakes at Hotel Loft 4D? Nick is stepping up as Schmidt’s best man to do whatever it takes to give him the bachelors party of his dreams. Cece is stepping up to help the guys of the loft while Jess is sequestered. Neither one is that helpful. You’re cracking—take your 15, and don’t give caffeine to Winston.

Jess is faced with the only situation that would cause her to want to get out of jury duty, but she can't go through with it. And now she's going to be sequestered (or is it to jail?) for a month! Will the loft survive, and can we email the judge to find out if the aggressively mediocre hotel has blueberry pancakes?

Jess has a date with the first Railie to implement wire-framed humans. Unfortunately, the best thing about him is his parents. Join us for Cobra Kai rules, Ferguson’s knot and your mother. Flip and Nancy and I love blueberry pancakes!

The silly hounds have been released! With any New Girl-style engagement party comes Winston-style pranks! This is one of the most important nights in Schmidt’s hair’s life—what could go wrong? Nothing some matching rings and Bollywood dancing can’t fix! My vision board has blueberry pancakes—break out the party fund!

What happens when everyone tries to use Coach’s “clean break” system to move on with their lives? Coach packs more than he meant to. Schmidt gives more to charity than he intended. Nick almost ends up without sunglasses. And the secret of the sex mug is revealed. Listen for the sound of two track pants hitting together and learn all about blueberry pancakes during Crepe History Month! Lyrics discussed from episode are from the song Rivers and Roads by The Head and The Heart

What do Panty Gate, Mount Shasta and an endpin anchor (aka rubber circle) have in common? Jess is a love doctor, Schmidt can’t stand all these underpants, and Coach is moving. Thankfully we learn that you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol…and blueberry pancakes. :)

Is Winston a cop or a stripper? Did Schmidt try to darken his skin or make it sparkly? Is it a good idea to skip underwear when wearing a very short skirt during a game that requires bending over? Jess will get her computers—underwear or no. Schmidt will get Fawn—sparkly or no. Winston will get to date KC—cop or no. Eat the pancakes—blueberry or no!

Is Jess really the property of Pete, and is a sext a reason to go to a funeral? We have a ladybug in labor and songs about sports foods. We have popsicle and popcorn psychology. Write your thank you cards and eat your blueberry pancakes, like JJ Watt.

Confessions and embarrassment all around! Jess confesses that she wrote a musical instead of having a one-night stand. Genzlinger confesses that he is the clown at the party, not the dad at the perfect house. Coach is embarrassed of Nick and Winston, but really he’s embarrassed of himself, and he confesses to May that he hates classical music. I confess that blueberry pancakes are the best 🥞

Y2K was an uncertain time, and now Schmidt has a very intense fear of spiders. They can’t call an exterminator ever since the “Dandelion Incident,” but he can’t let Fawn see him like this either, so a good old fashioned spiderhunt commences. All the while, Nick stirs The Sauce… would the sauce be good on blueberry pancakes?