Winston is allegedly eating pasta with Ferguson in a hot air balloon. Nick serves spaghetti at The Meeting of the Families. Jess wishes she was eating pasta instead of going through a car wash in the bed of a pickup truck. The Griffin needs a sign, and we need blueberry pancakes!

Nick is bummed that Sam is in our lives again. Sam is bummed that Jess is at his house with cornbread. Jess is bummed that the person deciding if she gets her dream job is currently dating her ex. Schmidt is bummed that he sneezed during his presentation despite all of his efforts to not get sick. Don’t be bummed, eat blueberry pancakes!

Whose job is harder--a cop or a bar manager/part-owner? We have an actual napkin ring genius, a charming wine vendor and a beer delivery guy named Cheese to help us answer this question. Hopefully they decided on blueberry pancakes for the wedding feast! I prefer my wine sparkling, pink and under $11.

Cece's moving out of her apartment and is lousy at packing. Jess's job sucks. Winston gets a new partner. Nick has a flasher who Schmidt calls the cops on. Check out Cece's George Bunny sweatshirt, Dunston's homebrewed coffee in a Ziplock and Winston's Pure Moods CD!

Do the Hustle! Schmidt dances with reckless abandon, Nick is naked and doodling, and Reagan is about to be the recipient of a Goosebumps Walkaway. Jess goes on an adventure to find Juror 237B, aka Gary of Brentwood, but it will only be a good date if they get blueberry pancakes!

In this heat wave you are welcome to join Nick in his Ranch in the living room—cool winds, a chilly pond and white jeans await you. Or you can join Reagan’s AC-cooled bedroom where you can set the temp so low you’ll need to pull the 1980’s winter coats out of the back of the closet. Complete with frozen underwear, electrocution and a rat name sushi, join us for this episode. Let’s invent a blueberry pancakes ice cream sandwich!

Other diner. Fruit cup. Let's go. You gotta make a decision if you're gonna make a decision. This is the story of the French that will haunt Nick forever. Winston and Schmidt both step aside from their fight for something better...Blueberry Pancakes!

New Girl: a story of a Japanese crime family. Is Reagan really a criminal? Is $50 too much to pay for a donkey ride? Will Camilla destroy all of Jess’s ribbons? Sharky’s going to build a treehouse without a tree, and we’re going to eat blueberry pancakes!

Some weird friend group shenanigans, smush pain and a uterus-shaped stress toy are unavoidable in loft 4D. But I have to stay here and eat pretzels…and blueberry pancakes. Utilities aren’t included (just wanted to make sure that didn’t get lost in all of this). Join us for the 100th episode of our fake radio show where we review a show where someone had had a fake radio show reviewing snacks.

Schmidt can’t stay out of the Bob & Carol & Nick storyline. But when the fallout from a Cece and Winston mess-around threatens to overshadow his story in this episode, we can only be sure of one thing—Jess is going to have a lot of work to do when she comes home from jury duty.