BM&W

hypothetically, it we were to have a podcast, this would be it. we would just have small talk and nothing else. but we did introduce a new  mascot to our podcast. pissbaby. he deserves nothing but the utmost respect. he will curb stomp you because that is really funny. however do not talk about curb stomping on Instagram because they will remove your comment. speaking from experience. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

we finish frindle. that's it. that's the podcast. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

today we read frindle. that's it. that's the podcast. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

are we really funny? we all know the correct answer is yes. however, what if we're not? so today bm and w, but mostly w, take the most grueling test known to man to determine if they are really funny. spoiler alert, the answer is always yes. you are the scum of the earth we are always right. we are the ones who discovered the planet of comedy and serve as the knights of comedy. beat that, Amy Schumer and Amy poehler, we know you're the same person. were on to you, both of you. so you better fess up, or take a ground pound curb to the teeth. thanks. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

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santa is real. we all know it. if you are a santa denier in today's society please leave and rethink your choices in life. but the real question up for debate is whether or not he is a good person. today bm and w take a side, pro santa, or anti santa. do you believe that santa is just a good hearted jolly man who gives gifts out of the goodness of his heart? or an evil, classist, capitalist scum? well you will be able to make your decision today by listening to the pod. please put your final decision in the comments down below on your opinion. happy holidays. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

anarchy. that's what we all want isn't it. that will be the day our dreams come true. speaking of dream. dream. dream smp. dream smpiss. wow what a great segway. today bm and w talk about the dream smp and the history of l'manberg. the greatest country in the world. we quote from the great mind of sun tzu on the historical war of the dream smp. there are lots of deep discussions this episode about government and war, we are very smart. biggest brain around. so smart smarter than techno, tubbo, tommy, and wilbur combined. we're not smartr than schlatt though. rip schlatt he was a great ruler and i miss him everyday. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

i love jimmy fallon. he is the best late night host and he is very hot. very cute. my lil smolders bean uwu. jimmy if you're watching this please come on the podcast i love you. also, rhett and link if you're watching this also come on the podcast. can you also actually kiss. just for fun. i know y'all have done it at least once so why cant you just do it on camera for the fans. these are trying times so it would be for the benefit of the world. anyway, jimmy kimmel, i have a snack for you. oh yeah? what's that? A KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!!!! I HATE YOU JIMMY KIMMEL. YOURE THE WORST JIMMY. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BEAT BY JIMMY FALLON? that's what i thought. take that. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

this week's topic is probably the not a good one to do in an audio format. however, we decided that we hate you guys and the podcast is just for us. so we played the middle school party games such as mash and charlie charlie in a purely audio format. i would say that we very accurately predicted each other's future. w is very well-equipped to be a piss doctor. it takes a lot of guts to take care of bm day after day, podcast after podcast. so a piss doctor is right up her alley. we also got to play a fun game of telephone. you guys helped so thank you. but you were also very bad at the game so, goodbye. this is the last podcast, you disappointed us. goodbye. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

november 13 is finally among us. we are finally able to get  look in stores for the gummy bear album with lots of music, videos, and extras. we waited months and months for this moment and now its here. we did it. to celebrate, bm and w decided toreview the ablum. all the best songs and even the bad ones were covered in this list. there were some disagreements but nothing a good gumm bear happy birthday song couldn't fix. (no really i love that song so much i want it in my mouth) anyway, overall, bm and w have concluded that the gummy bear album was worth the wait. but which songs should you add to your forever playlist? that's a secret we'll never tell. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.