BM&W

this week on the podcast, bm and w have another great topic. might i saw, even better than the last one.... well, that's up to you. all jokes aside, today, the girls decided to review one of the most woke twitter accounts on the market today, our king, our white boy of all the ages, Jacob Sartorius. Musician, Rapper, and motivational speaker decided to grace the app with his own take on life through his awe inspiring tweets. the whole world just sits back and watches as he crafts with such care. anyway, the girls also talk about some other things but thats not important. but jacob, he just has such a way with words. we dont deserve him. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. 

w twitter @chargularson 

bm twitter @emilymcneal3

this episode's topic is literally the best topic we have ever done. like it revolutionizes the podcast game, even more than trisha paytas. you know another game that revolutionizes things? teams. this game is my favorite game because we are on teams. if you wanna be on my team, wait in line, its a long one. and if you want to be on my team, you'll have to wait in an even longer line. more people want to be on my team.this is simply factually incorrect, and you need to stop the spread of FAKE NOSE. and stop your evergrowing forehead. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

another summer ends along with another disappointing big brother season. today on the pod, bm and w piss all over the bb22 cast. that of course does not include queen janelle and king kaysar. thankfully this week, bm did not poop her pants(yet). but she's optimistic. after their tier list, they make their ideal cast for another season of bb over the top. america needs it. we need it. allison grodner you have 24 hours to eariler confirm a bb over the top season or let bm be on bb23. this is non-negotiable. we will be watching. please lol. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

we would like to start off by saying that bm did in fact poop her- no no that is not tru- pants- don't listen to her she's wrong i didn't- she is facing consequences- cap no no that's cap- and i wish her the best. anyway in this episode we give you some halloween costume ideas for you and your friends but do NOT WEAR THESE AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO PARTIES THAT IS BAD!! also, you are not allowed to dress up as lil or tay as that will be our costumes this year along with every year. so it's not for you its just for us it's not your language, go home. if any of you try these, don't they're to complicated. a simpleton like YOU would not have the balls (nuts, even) to pull this off. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

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this episode of the podcast has been a long time coming. we have been working hard outside of the studio for months now and we're finally ready to share what we've done. our poop map updates. all of them are read aloud live of the podcast and w even finally gets some of her burning questions answered. and if you hear us say "later we'll talk about how to improve the app," no you didn't. we never said that. you never heard it. you've been in a coma fro ten years. wake up. we miss you. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

that was a very epic poggers moment. this week on the podcast, bm and w discus some long overdue topics. these include the minecraft creeper cereal,  the new update, and the new game everyone has been talking about, among us. they even uncovered a lie hidden in the deep deep depths of the dark web. said conspiracy involves the youtuber dream and his side job, the dj marshmello. yes your favorite podcast is yet again opening doors that have been closed for too long by the government. and once again this is a quick reminder that everything we say on the podcast is true. no need to fact check. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

it is no longer a good day to be a minor. however, it is a good day to be a miner, because that is the career bm is pursuing now that she is an adult. and with the new Minecraft caves update it is a double good day to be a miner. so take that. any who. today bm and w become bm&w&a, because we invited our friend abby to be on da pod. kinda pog. sorry she was kinda quiet, sorry. but it was in fact, still pog. with a special apperence by Scarlett Johansson, this podcast was all about bm's quest for knowledge during her time as a 17 year old. it was incredibly insightful and awe-inspiring. I cried. and you will too. bm&w proudly a mediocre podcast.

hey guys what's up today we bring to you an epic podcast about, you guessed it, pageants. no I am not getting uncreative with the titles, you are. anyway, today bm and w discuss pageants, but this time w has the experience of going to one. w reviews being a mcneal for the first time, the process of watching the show, and getting to go on stage😱 yup kinda crazy I know. we also kinda go off track and discuss the mesmerizing videos on TikTok, including but not limited to, da vinky?!?, Trisha paytas, and five nights at fReEdIEeS!! the amount of times we said da vinky is actually surprisingly low. comment down in the comment section down below how many times we said da vinky! you don't get anything I'm just kinda curious. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

well, the fact that we filmed this was kinda funny not gonna lie. like we had no idea that tiktok might be banned on the day we uploaded this. actually jk, we did know. we actually manifested it by making this podcast. so yeah, this is our doing. deal with it. anyway, today bm and w discuss the tiktok trends that they really don't like. some of them date all the way back to summer 2019. notice how there's none from 2018, that's because 2018 was goated (see our history of tiktok pod). please be sure to cover your ears when we ask you to, it would be very mean if you didn't :( bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

!!!WARNING REALLY ANNOYING LAWNMOWER LIKE REALLY ANNOYING IM NOT KIDDING IT WAS ANNOYING!!! anyway, what's up how's it going. this podcast was pretty interesting. between the lawnmower and running out of things to talk about, we were on a roll. it was epic. bm and w discussed the clothes they wore, the clothes they didn't wear, and the clothes they never forgot. do you wear clothes? please let us know in the comment section down below. if you're listening to this on anything other than YouTube, go to out youtube and comment. do it. please, we need more comments. we really like them. it makes us feel like we have friends because both bm and w do not have friends. they are not even friends with each other. they would never. ever. anyway, tell us something about yourself. it can be serious or a total lie. we would be none the wiser ;p any way cheerio. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.