BM&W

so, did we have a plan for this episode? yeah of course we did. this podcast is our number one priority and we would never put it off until the day we had to upload. no, never! in this pod, bm and w discuss school, big brother, and bm cries. as usual🙄 we answer questions from our number one fans, en deed and tein vougüe. they must be from out of town! kinda offend no one else asked questions, kinda rude of y'all. :/ we just want to take a moment to pray for little huddy, after a near death experience with a grape and powering the sway house on his bike all by himself, he needs our prayers especially in this time. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

dream dream dream dream dream dream. if you didnt sing that like how sharkboy sang it in sharkboy and lavagirl then thats cringe. in this episode bm and w discuss dreams. from bm writing tv shows in her dreams to w dreaming in three part series, their dreams be crazy. yall are actually going to learn something this episode!! bm and w read epic dream facts so now this podcast can be labelled as educational. more educational than school in my opinion. so just dont go to school this week. instead of going to zoom class just play this podcast over and over and you will get all of the information you need😌  bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

the one thing that has been consuming all the minds of views around the world is big brother season 22. to celebrate, bm and w create a hypothetical house of the people they know best: tiktokers. from the hype house to the freak show to god himself, joel in the garage, the girls have compiled a list of the most fearless and ruthless character to compete for the best prize out there. (prize tbd) with some outrageous twists such as the sway house living conditions, the reign of our queen moop, and lil buddy trying to acclimate to his new life without the bike. who will win grand prize of (tbd) listen closely to find out. (its charli) bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

this weeks podcast has the best name of any podcast ever. harry "podder..." get it. cause its like harry potter... but its a podcast... anyway, this week is a very exciting podcast because there is a guest star. his name is All and he is a licensed harry potter expert. in this episode, they discuss the best and the worst of the harry potter movies. which ones were accurate to the book, which ones had the best storylines, and why victor drum was ugly. these are life's most troubling questions and all the answers to which are provided today. but the bast thing by far is that the book series doesn't have an author, it was written by no one🥰 anyway, we hope you enjoy another movies ranking podcast but its the least we could to for our most loyal number one fan, Thomas "Tommy Cart" Carter. bm&w (and elliot) proudly present a mediocre podcast.

on another episode of "tiktok made us do it," this week bm and w decided to take a dip into their past lives. their very real, very accurate, past lives. the trend on tiktok featured many different characters watching a meditation video in which it allows you to visualize who they were in the past. naturally, the gals wanted to do it really really really bad. who wouldn't? know who you were in a past life um yes please sign me up (me af🤪) anyway, bm promptly fell asleep so not much from her. w on the other hand thought she had something but turns out she was just cosplaying as lorraine in back to the future 2. they also share one people they wished they were in a past life but in the end, only one thing is clear... bm is on autopilot as she lives out the live of Jake Paul. no question about it.

since the king has been dethroned, there are two new theorists in town. bm and w are here to shed light on all the lies that have been fed to you by the national government and the men in black (yes, they're real too) if this episode gets taken down, just know that is was not by us. it was forced upon us by the authorities that don't want you to know the truth about the world in which we dwell. but one of these theories wasn't true but please do remember our agreement; MAKE EVERYONE YOU KNOW BELIEVE IT'S TRUE... because it is... jk... unless...?? if you need some sentence starters, here are some of our favorites... "Hey what's your favorite movie? Mine is Ratatouille because..." "Yo this Corona thing is absolutely crazy, Almost like the black plague! Hey did you know..." "Yeah honestly I'm really afraid of rats because of that one black plague movie... what's it called... oh yeah Ratatouille." bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

this week, the two take a page out of the podcast but outside's book and film bm&w outside. the two gals go camping deep in the wilderness where they are susceptible to bear attacks, glitzy gobblers, and pop smoke. the topic of discussion for this week you ask? very true and very real ghost stories. these stories are based on true events and there is nothing made up about them. and even if we didn't specify, all the characters in every story are all on acid. but the stories that they experience are not in fact acid trips. they just thought they were. but bm and w know what's really going on with shane, addison, pop smoke (may he rest in peace) and the singing challenge guy. fun fact: nathan davis jr actually challenged w to a singing challenge where the winner gets the pod. ndj won but then he couldn't film it because communism is when no iPhone :/ bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

has bm gone crazy? that's hard to say. at least not enough to go to a mental hospital. w is there for different reasons but let's not get into that one for today. this week the girls discuss the sitcom cinematic universe and the big question that goes with it; which sitcom is in OUR universe? this whole theory is strung together with lost. no not that one song by frank ocean, the show with that cool guy named jack. no, not jack bauer, that's the guy from 24, the other one that's a doctor. yeah the one on the island, that's the show. from there its a battle between the us office, the uk office, 30 rock, curb your enthusiasm, community, parks and recreation, brooklyn nine-nine, friends, mad about you, seinfeld, and arrested development. now, we haven't seen like half of these shows, but bm has done so much research she doesn't even need to, she's just that epic. this description was NOT written by bm and DEFINITELY written by w who thinks bm is the coolest and smartest person on the earth. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

deny deny deny. that is our goal with this podcast, and life in general. in this pod, bm and w read lies for the first time and have to play them off as real, with some true things mixed in there. if that sounds confusing just listen to the podcast we explain it better there and it makes since when we start playing the game. this is based. off a tv show, I think its called would I lie to you, but idk because I forgot what charlotte said the name was. and with this one, you get to play along at home! but that only works if you don't know us, which we know the majority of our audience does. but whatever, the willions of fans we have that also know us will still be able to enjoy the episode because we are just so entertaining. anyway, have you ever lied? leave your opinions in the comment section down below. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast

after three weeks of prerecorded episodes, the gals are finally back together. although you may not have noticed, w was away for three whole weeks. with 2,000 miles separating them and no real motivation to talk to each other, bm and w have to get reacquainted if they intend to keep earning millions and billions and willions of dollars off of this podcast. they talk about what the've done in these past weeks. who've they seen, where they've gone. only normal things were talked about this episode. if you're looking for a podcast on furries and minecraft, look elsewhere. there is nothing of that sort here. we would also like to bring to light bm's manifestation of shane dawson's canceling. she is the reason why justice has finally been served.