BM&W

BM&W

By Charlotte and EmilyComedy
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BM&W episodes

  • 9: Bad Influence
    headphone users, beware, we get kinda heated so maybe turn off the oven. in this episode, bm&w start youtube and TikTok beef with the creators (and lizards) they strongly dislike. to the one person watching from Ireland, hi!! how are you? comment down below who your least favorite tiktoker is. friendly reminder that anyone who comments a hate comment, we will like it. we aint like those other podcasts where "hate is blocked" no. we encourage all of the hate, bring it our way. welcome to the first episode of the bm&w podcast where the audio is epic instead of super poop. I hope you enjoyed it. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
    57 min
  • 8: Yeehaw or Yeenaw?
    nice to nice to know you lets do it again. since bm has moved to maryland she has had many burning questions. today all of them were answered. the two boyos be boolin this episode while they argue over when to eat christmas dinner, and whether its called supper or dinner. (the answer is supper). little known fact about every episode that bm and w are apart: bm has, against w's wishes, put her audio one notch to the left ear and w's one notch to the right ear. i wonder if anyone noticed. w did promise, however, to make it dual eared audio on her birthday. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
    57 min
  • 7: Return of the Jedi
    hey what's up you guys vsauce here. today's #pod #cast is a monumental moment, we ended lent. finally this test of the lord is over and bm&w can talk about all of the things they missed. from the trends they hated, to the creators they missed, in this time of destitute true friendship rang true. lets hope we don't get copyrighted because this is the second time we have used a Star Wars title. it is purely for comedic effect, disney please do not sue us. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
    48 min
  • 6: S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G B-E-E
    hello guys, gals, and gamers, today on this very epic #pod #cast bm&w participate in a ruthless spelling bee! The stakes are high and so are not their iq's, but their confidence is through the roof. Some questions to ponder, can bm spell higher than a 5th grade level? will w catch a well planted rickroll? will bm finally figure out how to spell w's name? the world may never know, that is, if the world doesn't listen to this podcast. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podacast.
    44 min
  • 5: Who Are You?
    its a well known fact that bm cant spell w's name, but does she know any other facts about her? on this episode of the #pod #cast the gang takes a 'how well do you know your bff' quiz. this quiz might have messed up the results, as bm and w are far from bffs, they only know each other in the context of a podcast. besides the fact that this is their 5th episode, bm and w still took over an hour to figure out how to edit and upload this thing. just being on facetime didn't help either, seeing as bm is mad dumb and w is the only one with a working braincell. b&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
    52 min
  • 4: Minecraft CaRrOt
    in this podcast, bm&w explore the crazy world of minecraft. while they mine for diamonds, they discuss their minecraft beginnings, try for 20 minutes to tell an epic story of their recent adventures in da craft, and rank the worst mobs in the game. because of this virus known as corona, w and bm were social distancing, but alas, the show must go on. so the gang hopped onto facetime and the show went on as normal. quite genius if you ask me. if you notice, you can only see w's screen, this was not the original plan. bm was not being very smart and only managed to record a minute of her screen, and it wasn't even a minute of the actual podcast, no, it was a minute of her trying to load into the world. not the most smart on her part, but ya know thats what you get when bm is alone. also, please watch and subscribe to w's youtube channel, she makes some pretty fun and legit content (this is bm typing so you know its legit just trust me) -  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUBOyyLX_396ZN1YKeRjIpg  b&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
    1 hr 4 min
  • 3: Corona Craze
    it's corona time and it ain't playing around. she's reeking havoc all over the states of the United States. bm gives some valuable information while w can't seem to position herself correctly in front of the mic. there is talk of the state of the school system and shows. also, the gang discussed what color the corona virus is. bm thinks its hex #c46518 and w thinks its #9c900c, so please comment what you think below (bm is right just admit it) you see this is what happens when charlotte trusts emily enough to write the descriptions, i try and influence my audience. but i guess that's just what i do as a social media influencer, 14 subs strong lets go. what should we call our fans? i say bm&wers. does that make sense? kinda like jake paulers, but with us, bm&w. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
    46 min
  • 2: A Case for Ice Chewers
    bm and w discuss ice and many other topics as they cannot seem to stay on track. along with this, there was a privacy scare and a mini and very informal debate (upcoming debates will be properly planned (hopefully)). they spent a very long time trying to figure out how da heck they 'upposed to get this episode on spotify, but alas, they figured it out. fun fact, they talked for 2 minutes before they realized that the mic was on mute and therefore had to re-record the opening. bthan was not pleased but he was quickly reminded of his 1% share and was soon cheered up. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
    47 min
  • 1: A New Hope

    the title is in reference to star wars. get it? the first episode released was "a new hope" and the first episode of our #cast is also "a new hope." there is no telling the amount of titles that will be inspired by and directly stolen from the star wars franchise. copyright laws do not apply here. not gonna lie, i'm just typing at this point to pass time while the video is processing. i just read what i have written to bm, she likes it. this is charlotte by the way. i hope you're having a fantastic day. if you're reading this right now, comment what color the month of march is. the entire comment section should read "dark green" and any other responses will be deleted and blocked. bm&w present a mediocre podcast.

    47 min

About BM&W

From the publisher's feed

bm (emily) and woman (charlotte) sit on the floor every sunday and record a mediocre podcast. plz enjoy :/