BM&W

y'all ever just... be mean? yeah me neither. but for those of you who have, do you ever wonder am I in the wrong? today were answering that question. we are the final boss. we say what goes and what nose. if you disagree with us, no you didn't❤️ the aita subreddit is a highly coveted subreddit of reddit. yes there are admin on the page to decide if they are or not, but we have the final decision. if you disagree with us, sit down, shut up, and go home. oh yeah, the aita stands for am I the bleeeeepp (I can't say that word because my mom said so. and you can't either, because its actually our mom. bichelle is god, not just our mom, she is an ominous being so you better be on your best behavior). w sucks, jk not really, actually who knows. you're allowed to arm your own opinion, but on this podcast you're not. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

we assume that none of you lowlives have never been in a pageant so we're here to give you an accurate representation of it. in the past, bm has shared her troubles in the interviews but today, w is put to the test. have you ever seen a living crown before? didn't think so. bm figured it out. 11 year old bm had such a massive brain that she figured it out. w on the other hand took has a little pea brain and can't think. but we accept her. right guys? thank god she can't hear our conversations. she would be so mad. but this is our little secret and she has no idea. but like xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

good morning class. today we are discussing the topic of tiktok and its rich history. you will learn the likes of hit or miss and I wanna be tracer girl, straight tiktok, and alt tiktok. that made no sense, sorry :/ this history has shaped me as a person and a beliber. from tiktoks conception to the current day, we discuss the highs and lows of this god forsaken app. and by that we mean this app is very much not holy hashtag not prayer hands. anyway this is the most important lesson that you will not be taught in school, luckily, its us as the teachers, so we let you talk during your classwork. but you do not talk over us, that is rude. it is day 16 and we still have to remind you of this? unacceptable. do better, you're in 14th grade, not 13th. go to the principle's office. yeah I know I spelled it principle. that is because he is not my princiPAL. so I do not call him the principal. go. now. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

this week on the #pod #cast, they do be back in the same space. you heard that right. no more failing facetime calls and no more delays. thank you lord and savior, firefighter george. the gang finally found a way to #saveadam and the plan is foolproof. even for them and their enormous brains. adam, i know you're reading this. i know you listened to the podcast. join us, and you can become not only a millionaire, not only a billionaire, but a willianaire. you will finally be free from emily. but we regret to inform you thatyou will be joining a different emily. stay alert for your wake up call. listen to the wind. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

have you ever wondered, what does your family think about you? well, we're the only ones that get to know that. in this weeks episode of the #pod #cast bm&w give their family a survey about them. they regret that decision, our family was wayyyy too honest please tell them to tone it down. we learn that w has a rectangle head and bm never knows if she's happy. we definitely did not, and i repeat, did not steal this idea from rhett and link, they stole it from us. they just have a better editing time than us. what do expect from a multimillion dollar corporation like that, original content? no way! but you can always rely on original content from our multi trillion dollar company, thats a guarantee. irs has entered the chat. speaking of the irs, who are those guys? thanks. bm&w proudly present a medicore podcast

step aside JK Rowling, there's a new "great authors" club and you are not invited. in order to view this weeks podcast, you need to forget everything that you have learned about time travel, we're about to blow your mind. join us as we create the world of PT, PT2, PT3, and PT's girlfriend (name pending) and their journey that can be described as less than heroic. actually, just kidding, don't alert the New York Times. we already did. we're already number one on the charts faster than you can say "remember the times we had." Doja Cat is looking over her shoulder after she publishes her autobiography. i swear every book says its a New York Times best seller. like really, you can't ALL be number one, but we can. we been out here since day one proving them to be inferior to our enormous brains. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

This week, bm&w use their humungous brains to come up with their 100% foolproof way to win not just big brother, but the hearts of every single American in America. Just picture this, the year is 2022, bm&w are in the big brother house, and you're still listening to this podcast. because the grind don't stop. not even for Julie Chen. bth will still record the intro and we will still deny his participation in this pod, but gosh darn it the pod will go on in the big brother house. we need some help from you though, please pool your money together and every week send a plane banner over the big brother house with the name of the people that don't like us, thanks. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

Please excuse any audio bad. Despite the fact that this is bm&w's 11th podcast, and da mums 1st, bm&w were still the only ones to sit too far away from the mic. today we are joined by the two and only, bichelle and benn (our moms). we discuss the absolute horror it was to raise us, how annoying we are together, and some concerns they have for us in the future. beyblades beyblades let it rip! Pokemon Pokemon. can y'all tell we have run out of things to put here? do y'all care if we just leave this as is, its not like anyone reads these things. I can say whatever I want, peepeepoopoo. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

Thank you allowing bm&w to geek out this episode. It was well appreciated and very much needed. After rewatching every Star Wars movie, including the infamous holiday special, the gals discuss the best and the worst of George Lucas's masterpieces. Bm sincerely apologizes for sitting so far away from the mic. She cried about it twice while editing this podcast. W says if she sees any hate in the comments she will block them, and not in the fun way. While watching the holiday special for the first time, bm finally realizes what this podcast is. its the circus scene when lumpy is just watching the most insane and bizarre circus while grunting. y'all are lumpy. bm&w are the acrobats. bth is mama because he's just letting this play out. our parents are chewbacca because they do not want to associate with us and never mention us ever again. and all is right with the world. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.