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En garde! It's season 3, episode 11, "I Solemnly Swear", and in this part 1, we're setting up backstabbing, abandoned parking garages, and a fencing lesson simply dripping with earnest lesbionic overtones. Say no more! We'll suit up and meet you on the piste!

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We are finally finishing our turkey day leftovers with “A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving” PART  2. Do we still get sidetracked by aprox one million tangents? Sure! But by god we made it through a measly half an ep with all the aplomb of our gals chomping their way through four full dinners. Bring on the rolls!

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Your hosts are reporting live from August re the turkey time shenanigans of our Gilmore Gals in season three, episode 9 “A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving.” We’ve got a LOT to say and I can’t claim we get very far into the (tofurkey) meat of this ep before we break for part deux. But join us for introspections on Battlestar Galactica, why our emotional reactions to GG are so fraught, and our Jess feels. To paraphrase Sonia Morgan “There’s nothing gray about OUR gardens.”

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The night wears on, Tubers, and these dogs? Are barking. We’re wrapping up “They Shoot Gilmores, Don’t they?”, noting Jackson’s predisposition to hysteria and fleeing of the scene, Dave’s quick thinking seduction, and the Big Breakup we’ve all been waiting for. Join us as we commence “trying” for 4 in 4! Fingers crossed its twins!!!

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Gabby and Zoe reunite (briefly) with reality before diving back into the summer haze, pausing to discuss Season 3, Episode 7, They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They? Lorelai and Luke set the scene of a town all abuzz with excitement about the annual dance competition. Much chit chat, discussion of Jess Vs Paris, and the devastating synopsis of Boxing Helena (1993) which will change how you view our humble reality as we know it. Put on your dancin' shoes, girls and/or gays, its a long night ahead!

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We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for an AB BREAK! AKA a mini-sode in which we invite you to contemplate our six pack abs as we talk Bridgerton and assorted horror movies. Leo season is LOADED but we’ll be bringing all the content to you we can muster during these sweet summer months.

Stay ripped boob tube nation and we’ll meet you at Luke’s as soon as our rigorous Chilton schedule permits.

P.s. The movie that Gabby forgets to actually say the name of is Evil Dead Rise 🥴

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Grab a chair, Tubers, because we're putting on a parentification clinic this week, which is easy to do with this show! Wrapping up S3E6 with the much-discussed protest, one mercilessly be-eggled vehicle, outrage on Jess’ behalf for once, and a recently roughed up bathroom. You’re gonna wanna stand upwind of this funky clunky hunk a junky, that much is for damn sure!

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Motherhood is in full bloom in this weeks episode, Season 3 Episode 6 Take the Deviled Eggs! Our intrepid hosts deliver hot takes on Sherry's Baby Shower, Patty's new Latin Lover, and the details of the shared Stars Hollow Place of Worship, among other things. May we suggest you get on your knees and take a of whiff of this diaper! 

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Ella Fitzgerald isn’t the only one struggling to get this show on the road in the GG season two finale “I Can’t Get Started.” Your easily sidetracked hosts finally get their head in the game to talk Sookie’s wedding prep, how we’re voting in the upcoming election (Chilton student body prez, natch), and the Gilmore family’s enduring commitment to verbally abusing medical professionals. 

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Ella Fitzgerald isn’t the only one struggling to get this show on the road in the GG season two finale “I Can’t Get Started.” Your easily sidetracked hosts finally get their head in the game to talk Sookie’s wedding prep, how we’re voting in the upcoming election (Chilton student body prez, natch), and the Gilmore family’s enduring commitment to verbally abusing medical professionals. 

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