It's the holiday season and we're celebrating with new intro music (and the traditional heist). Today we talk about 19th Christmas by James Patterson & Maxine Paetro, and spoiler...we did not love it. Listen for Sydney's semi-intellectual discussion on writing style and for Delaney's many complaints.
Please let us know how much you love our new intro music or if you maybe even loved this book by sending us an email to [email protected]

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"Yeah but it's no common ass"  It's story time part 10 and today Sydney continues with the third installment of twilight fanfic and Delaney tells us a Grimm’s fairytale about a magical ass.

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Warning: domestic violence, sexual assault and suicide. “No homo, full incest” According to Delaney this book is awful but she can’t be trusted. Let us know how badly you want us to read the rest of this series. Also who else pictured Carrie as Mr. Mackey?


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Don’t listen to this episode if you want to know what Ben Franklin did as a “founding father” because we don’t know. Something with kites I guess. The important questions we ask is what’s up with this bones? And was he actually Jack the Ripper? Stay tuned for the truth

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"Sacks of blood" Today we discuss the DYSTOPIAN novel, The Handmaid's Tale by Margret Atwood. This episode features an in depth discussion of mutations, privileged old white dudes, and if an upside down 'J' stands for 'janky". 

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Everyone gather around and listen because it is another story time. Sydney continues our FanFic journey where we are introduced to a new werewolf and a long walk. Delaney gives us a throwback with a Grimm's Brother's fairytale about two brother who set out to kill a boar but end up doing so much worse. 

If you are a writer, send us one of your short stories for a chance to have it featured on an episode, send those to [email protected].

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Today we’re talking about the second half of twilight which features driving, sparkles and one man supporting his family alone for 600 years. Seriously let’s give Carlisle a break, let the rest of them get a damn job for once. Really this episode is just about how Carlisle is the superior vampire #teamcarlisle

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She is what we all wrote when we were 12 and is of course inspired by twilight.
This episode talks about the og Mary Sue fanfic and chapter one of the iconic fanfic, my immortal.Let us know if you wanna hear Sydney’s shitty fanfic because she wants to write a whole anthology apparently.

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We are finally discussing the most iconic book of the 21st century, one that will go down in infamy, a book that everyone will forever love to hate, it's time for Twilight. Stephanie Meyer brings us a book that truly has it all: pale teens, Arizona, and ballet studios full of broken glass. Don't worry we will cover the second half next week because one hour is just not enough time for Sydney to explain why everyone should always be team Ed.

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On this edition of Story Time Sydney reads Twilight FanFic where she focused way too much on if vampires would know how to make simple things like cereal. Delaney reads another depressing story about a teen who doesn't like his life because he just wants to be around music but ends up stealing money and getting into a bad situation. 


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