This week Ethan and John compare beards!  Gillette’s brave take on maleness is explored, as the boys are astounded at how so many Americans now think corportations aren’t just people- they’re your friends! Then- Trump’s INSULT to America by feeding a bunch of burly football players fast food!  It’s not just disgusting, it’s probably TREASON! And, it’s the longest government shutdown in American history, and John Gregory couldn’t be happier! (It’s like every week he just finds more and more reasons to like Trump! Hmm, suspicious.) Pelosi owns Trump, then gets owned herself.  And Ethan updates our #Resistance members on #RussiaGate, as Rudolf Giuliani goes on TV to debunk the collusion narrative, and ends up… confirming the collusion narrative. (The Trump administration is really not sending their best.) Plus- how come there aren’t more left-wing conspiracy theories? Oh wait, John actually has some.  And also, a Boomer Maher-themed #CuckOfTheWeek! And on this week's #ConspiracyFriday, what’s the deal with these billionaire political donors who own pedophile islands???

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Happy New Year! The boys talk about their time off, and the gripes Mean and Sober received  from our multi-ethnic listeners. Then- John is rejoicing because the government is shut down.  (Is it, though?) Plus, Trump’s address to the nation falls flat, and Trump is bad on Twitter now!  He’s lost his touch, and guess what, there’s a new sheriff in town, who’s good at instagram too- AOC!  And she loves sassy dancing! Then: Sexism rears it’s ugly head as voters decide they hate Elizabeth Warren!  Plus- censorship, Patreon and changetheterms.org! And Democrat Maxine Waters wants to make corporate America more diverse, and less profitable- and Republican Steve King wants to make America… more whiter! (And you thought there were no real choices left in American politics!) Then- the boys debate whether a college education is a good investment (Yes!) And, it’s an Amazon-themed #CuckOfTheWeek! A #UKUCucked! And of course, #ConspiracyFriday! Plus, Ethan and John debate Anglicanism AND Catholicism!

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The boys are debating #Catholicism again, but Ethan just has one question for John- since when is Pope Francis so BASED? Then it’s on to a very important issue- voting!  For some reason, Ethan thinks literally every citizen should be able to vote. That’s right, he says we should expand the Franchise to rapists, murderers, and even... Trump supporters! Listen as John tells us why we shouldn’t!  Then- Trump goes to Iraq and tells the troops why he’s pulling out of Syria. Is this a bad thing? According to literally everyone except Ethan & John- YES! Plus- Sudanese-flavored #ConspiracyFriday, and a very special, triple-airtight edition of #CuckOfTheWeek- it’s the Cuck, or should we say Cucks of the Year!  Is it #Avenatti? Is it #ElizabethWarren? We're not telling- listen to find out! Happy new year everyone, it’s been a great year at #MeanAndSober. See you next year, cucks!

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This week Mean and Sober asks the question: When did the liberals get so… neoconservative?  Listen as the boys get to the bottom of how Trump got to the left of Noam Chomsky on war. Then, we’re talking free speech as John and an unfunny Nazis podcaster both get #cancelled.  Then, Ethan brings up the fact that noted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein got a sweetheart deal from a member of the Trump administration, making John uncomfortable, and John brings up the fact that noted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein sure used to hang out with Bill Clinton a lot, making Ethan uncomfortable.  Plus, why Nate Silver is always right! Why Michael Flynn is in serious trouble! And why the government could never accept the Build the Wall Gofundme money without completely undermining their raison d’etre. Also: Why bitcoin and interest rates are both up, but Ethan still thinks Austrian economics is full of InCels.  And don’t miss John’s chock-full-o-fake news Christmas-themed #CuckOftheWeek and #ConspiracyFriday!

Merry Christmas, cucks, and a happy New Year!

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This week, Ethan and John are gloating about the demise of neoconservative publication, the Weekly Standard! Also, why there are no women who believe in libertarianism (answer: InCels), Doctor Narcan gets cancelled, and Ethan gets triggered by white supremacy! Then: The difference between “poor people racism” and elitist racism!  #Bitcoin crimes! And when is John McAfee finally going to man up and eat his own dick??? Also: The Republicans get Red-Sparrowed. Trump is a methhead. And we’ve got REAL election fraud in North Carolina (and why aren’t the authorities questioning John, by the way?) Then lesbian-themed #CuckOfTheWeek and a… 9/11-themed edition of #ConspiracyFriday!  Plus: #Brexit! #CriminalJusticeReform! #Fentanyl! And, the true meaning of “Cuck”! Tune in now for the correct opinions!

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Today Ethan & John welcome special guest Vanessa Place, an artist and attorney who has just published a book... of rape jokes.  (Seriously!) But first- we’re remembering former blue-blooded CIA spook and current dead president, George HW Bush! Plus: Trump’s masterful dealmaking skills with the Chinese; our take on the Kevin Hart oscar controversy, and Macron’s inadvertent uniting of police officers and yellow vests under a banner of tax protest. Also, noted real-life cuck Roger Stone takes the fifth (while whacking off to his wife taking the first four!) Then, we interview rape joke connoisseur Vanessa Place, who explains to John that there’s no such thing as rape culture (and boy is he relieved!), and also gives Ethan her review of his rape jokes (bad!) Plus, a Michael Avenatti-themed #CuckOfTheWeek! And a “Watergate-Coup”-themed #ConspiracyFriday! It’s the best show we’ve ever done, until next week’s show! Get it now.

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This week, the culture war is ON as John & Ethan talk about the issue rocking snapchat, the gamer world, and ancapistan- the #ThotAudit. John explains why it’s fine to report your political enemies to the IRS, while Ethan steps in like a good little cuck to defend the fair e-maidens! Oh, and we have a solution to the smouldering war between InCels & Camgirls… #FuckAnIncel! (Actually we would never wish this on anyone.) Then we’re talking TREASON, baby, because once again, you guessed it, it’s MUELLER TIME! And this time, John is actually worried- Michael Cohen’s plea to perjury was pretty damning to Trump.  Except that, actually, probably no one will care in a week, because there will be some new ID Politics narrative! And speaking of that, this week, we’re celebrating the demise of Mic, one of the worst-faith publications in a sea of terrible journalism. Then: A horrifying #CuckOfTheWeek, in which trans rights are pitted against… kids rights? And John gives us the first part of at 2-part (((Osama Bin Laden)))-themed #ConspiracyFriday… you’ll have to tune in next week for the stunning conclusion! See you then, cucks!

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Happy Holidays!  Trump may be pardoning a Turkey, but John sure as heck isn’t pardoning the libs! (Ethan’s happy to, of course!)  We start off by talking about the trial of manlet drug kingpin El Chapo, in Brooklyn, and Ethan wants to know- would it be possible for us to waste even more money on this failed drug war? Meanwhile, John explains how the cartels are NOT anarchocapitalist, and the boys talk about that new right-wing party in Germany. (No, the other one.) Then we talk about Trump sweating bullets- because guess what cuckservatives- it's #MuellerTime! Oh, and Bitcoin is dropping, folks! Listen to John’s voice quaver tells us he’s still HODLing, (meanwhile he’s trading in that Lamborghini for a Ford! And- a special holiday #Forex tip from Ethan & John: Buy the Iraqi Dinar, and keep smoking that Hopium! Then we’re talking about the Mississippi Senate race, which has gone full on race war (shocking!) Plus we’ve got coverage of Brexit! Facebook’s continued scandals! And the resignation of Broward County Supervisor of Elections, Brenda Snipes!  And… #UKUCucked! #CuckOfTheWeek! #ConspiracyFriday! And much much more! It’s all right here, right now, on Mean and Sober! Happy Thanksgiving, Cucks!

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Welcome to the swamp, ladies and gentlemen! That’s right, it’s Florida, home of massive election fraud! (Not really.) Republicans are full of fake (and real) outrage, making baseless accusations of voter fraud… and basically just doing a lot better at the cut-throat politics it takes to win in this state! Listen as Ethan bemoans the state of our democracy, and John laughs at the boomerocracy! And speaking of boomers- thoughts & prayers to Ruth Bader Ginsberg! Also- Viggo Mortensen is in trouble for saying the N-word! Southerner neo-Marxists continue to attack Ethan for wearing a dress onstage! And… a blast from the past- Manny the Corrupt Cuban Boomer returns to our facebook page, and he’s as incoherent as ever! Then- John latches on to #AcostaGate, and takes the side of the bourgious White House propaganda machine over the proletarian American media!  Oh, and Trump has fired Jeff Sessions and appointed a corrupt anti-Mueller shill to try to shut down the Russia Investigation! (FINALLY!) And don’t miss #CuckOftheWeek and a Rachel Dolezal-themed #ConspiracyFriday! We’re off next weekend, but we’ll have a special episode out to all of you before Thanksgiving. Till then- see ya later, cucks!

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Folks we’ve got analysis of the election right here, right now, and boy is it TRENCHANT!

Also- Ethan & Anna’s comedy drag show has been shut down by the radical intolerant Left!  Get the whole story here, on our Mid-Term Election special!

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