Folks we’ve got analysis of the election right here, right now, and boy is it TRENCHANT!

Also- Ethan & Anna’s comedy drag show has been shut down by the radical intolerant Left!  Get the whole story here, on our Mid-Term Election special!

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Rough week here in the USA. All of a sudden, everyone’s walking away sideways from Trump’s conspiracy rhetoric! What happened? We talk about the horrific synagogue attack in Pittsburgh and whether Trump gets any blame; whether it’s OK to dehumanize politicians, and whether ironic (((echoes))) are still funny. Answer? (((Well, you see, it’s ironic, so actually....))). Also, more than you ever wanted to know about HIAS, and what white supremacists call “optics”. Then:  Ethan forces John to make a correction about the MAGABomber! We talk Kanye! And we compare the Left’s love of moral victories with the Right’s love of… victories. Then: It’s votin’ time, and you know what that means- we handicap each and every one of the 435 Midterm House races! (LOL J/K) But seriously, you should get out there and vote (Ethan says, at least. John claims voting is a huge waste of weed-smoking time!) Then- we, for the first time ever, actually recommend another podcast- it’s called Red Scare, and it’s hosted by two nihilist New York art hoes, and it’s actually pretty good. (And we also take the time to mansplain to them how they could make it better- you’re welcome, ladies.)  Plus- Bolsonaro “cleans up” Brazil. Indian men continue to be horny. And a child tries to frame Mueller for #MeToo shenanigans- and gets caught! And of course, don’t miss #CuckOfTheWeek and #ConspiracyFriday! Right here, right now. Dale!

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Has all John’s loose talk about political violence finally come to fruition? (Ethan says yes.) This week, we caught the most boomerest, most Floridian, white supremacist terrorist ever- Native American Trump supporter Cesar Sayoc! We discuss attacks on the media, enemies lists, and how funny it was listening to Trump tone down his rhetoric… for one day, before ramping it right back up again! Also, we’re talking about racist robocalls in Florida, why cultural appropriation is good (but blackface is still really, really bad), and why the “migrant caravan” should not even be a story in the media.  Then- in a stunning revelation, “Capitalist” John Gregory now says he hates the cartels AND the banks! (Meanwhile, Ethan Moore is a huge Lin Manuel Miranda fan who loves Hamilton the musical AND Hamilton the banker!) Then: How is it that the ACLU, one on the side of free speech and owning the conservatives AND the libs, is so cucked these days? And: How come the government gets to “erase” transgender people? (And, wait, how does the government even have the power to do that in the first place??) Then we’re talking about #Singapore, the island paradise that doesn’t give a fuck about your feelings, as long as they continue their trend of record-setting low taxes and record-setting high home ownership.  And it’s a #furry-themed #CuckOfTheWeek (possibly the worst one ever!) And a #ConspiracyFriday where John actually DEFENDS the Fourth Estate!?? What’s going on here!? Listen to find out!

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Oh, and a special shout out to one of our listeners & patrons, (((Joe Duenas))) who has created a new film about (((conspiracies)))-- The Conspiracy Libel! Check it out on (((YouTube)))!

This week we are talking about the figurative death of journalism- and the literal death of journalists! The Post’s Saudi Arabian contributor Jamal Khashoggi has been murdered, and Ethan, known defender of the fourth estate, (just like Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan) is outraged! (Seriously, people, this is bad.) Meanwhile, all of Trump’s dreams are coming true- journalists are finally getting their comeuppance, and Sen. Elizabeth Warren seems determined to play directly into his hands on this Native American ancestry thing. (When will the Dems ever get tired of losing?)  But, hey, after all, the only kind of faith left in America is bad faith- as evidenced by the amazing clip Ethan & John play from an Arkansas House race ad, featuring two BASED women of color! (You’ve gotta hear it to believe it, folks!) Then, John tries to say that the environment has nothing to do with economics, and Ethan has to de-(((echo))) his chamber with LOGIC and FACTS! Then- why is San Francisco still terrible? Why is Canada slightly less terrible (…on weed!) And why does Twitter hate jokes all of a sudden, especially the #NPC meme? But most of all, why is the #UK so consistently #cucked? Plus- an amazing China-themed #ConspiracyFriday! Don’t miss it!

And- Ethan still wants to know- why does John keep withholding his support for the cartels?  They’re the only thing keeping this podcast going, aside from our loyal army of cucks! (And if you’d like to join, give us a rating and review on iTunes! Most importantly, subscribe with your dollars at patreon.com/meanandsober)

This week we cover BASED auteur Kanye West’s embrace of RACIST president Donald Trump! Find out why Trump wants to reform the judicial system so it’s more fair to blacks, and Kanye wants to repeal the amendment abolishing slavery!  (What the hell happened to the narrative this week!?) Then: Real liberal tears meet fake conservative outrage- Ethan explains the attacks on Norm MacDonald, and John explains the attacks on Ariel Dumas… It’s a virtue-signalling smorgasbord! Then, why crying at work is not allowed, and why Jimmy Fallon is ruining comedy.  And this week, academia is outraged, and everyone else is delighted, as shockwaves from last month’s #SokalSquared hoax expose a number of peer-reviewed journals as absolute shams! Then, John attacks Eric Holder, the UN, and paid Soros protestors, while Ethan claims all of these things are good! Finally, it’s a UK? U-Cucked… of the Week, and an eye-opening #ConspiracyFriday that will change your whole opinion of who the REAL victims were on Columbus Day!

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Today on Mean and Sober- John reveals his secret correspondence with Trump, and the REAL Mueller investigation (into the Clintons!) And Kavanaugh’s nomination goes to the Senate, as Lindsey Graham reinvents himself as an alt-right troll (LOL no).  And Ethan is mad because the Left is letting the Right weaponize the #MeToo Backlash and they are really good at it. Somehow, this all goes back to Matt Damon and Harvey Weinstein (and Seth Rich- connect the dots, people!) Meanwhile, the pro-business wing of the Republican party pretends this isn’t about the low-church fanatics that keep them getting re-elected and lowering taxes year after year. Then: SNL ruins comedy! The Post loses their Saudi Arabia contributor! And we have the lowest unemployment since 1969! Sounds good, right? Wrong! Then, Ethan defends Islam, and John defends Islamophobia (again, John?) Then we are talking Florida- which apparently has been ranked the freest state in the nation- unless you're in one of Rick Scott’s cronies’ private prisons.  Then we’re on to #CuckOfTheWeek and #ConspiracyFriday! Hilarious stuff, right here, on Mean and Sober!

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Mean and Sober turns out to be prescient once again, predicting the multiple accusers that have now come out against Kavanaugh. (We also predicted Ethan’s relapse, but that hasn’t come true yet. John’s fingers are crossed!) This week, we are delving deep into Lindsey Graham’s neocon hissy fit, Jeff Flake’s cucking in an elevator, Dianne Feinstein’s savvy (John says, sneaky) political calculations, and most of all, Dr. Ford’s credible testimony, and Judge Kavanaugh’s credible virginity!  Boy is this guy angry about not getting laid! The lack of deference to our democratic institutions is shocking (and, the only thing that John likes about the guy!) But seriously, this week we are going to tell you why Kavanaugh is a liar (Renate Alumnus, seriously?) And why on Mean and Sober, we believe the women- especially when those women are Ethan in drag! Also, we tell you why, oddly enough, the worse Kavanaugh does, the better Drumpf does. Then- another Fentanyl death in the South Florida recovery community- when will we wise up and legalize (and subsidize) heroin!? Also, why immigration works- in Asia! Let the guest workers in (Ethan says) and like any guest, tell them to make themselves at home! Then, a local story as a Democratic campaign in the race for Florida’s governor is accused of antisemitism! And, speaking of that, how is it that John is so constantly aware of who’s Jewish and who’s not? He’ll share his secret on the air! Also- John denies Florida more often than Ethan denies Christ! We travel to #Belgium for this week’s #CuckOfTheWeek! And it’s an Avenatti-themed #ConspiracyFriday! Somebody toucha my sphaget’, right here on Mean and Sober!

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Today, we’re talking about... Presidential Dick! (And we don’t mean Richard Nixon!) After briefly touching on Stormy Daniels (hiii-yo!) we delve into the Brett Kavanaugh mess- and we’re not afraid to ask the hard questions- like, who is this doppelganger, anyway? (And why does he work for George Soros?) Then, John explains why Clarence Thomas is either the Bill Cosby... or the Kanye West, of the Supreme Court. And- why this is going to accelerate the Blue Wave and the #YearOfTheWoman (Ethan is already picking out his celebratory drag outfit!) Also, here’s the real scandal- Brett Kavanaugh is terrible on civil liberties, and why isn’t anyone talking about that… Hmm… Then, for you THEOLOGY fans out there- listen as the boys debate abortion: Ethan explains why life doesn’t begin until well after conception- and John explains why it begins with that gleam in your parish Priest’s eye! Then, we discuss last week’s show with guest Adrian Shephard, and how libertarianism makes it alright to be racist- and why that’s just NOT OK! Then, our Eurocuck listeners’ eyes glaze over as we cover steroids, the NFL, and why the sport should be more, not less brutal! Then- immigration, the scandal of the prison-industrial complex and racial disparities in sentencing; healthcare rationing, anarchism, and the homeless- we solve it all! Finally, Ethan ruins John’s #CuckOftheWeek! And we’ve got a juicy #ConspiracyFriday, so listen up! All right here, right now, on #MeanAndSober.

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Greetings, dear listener!  This week John is reporting LIVE from the EYE of the STORM!  (Trump’s Tweetstorm!) But seriously, he’s in North Carolina and apparently it’s not all that bad.  And speaking of the president, Ethan has spent the week reading (((Bob Woodward’s))) book and he will give you the facts, which are, it’s hilarious! Then- Paul Manafort is singing like a canary… find out what this means for Blumpf. Plus- why Republicans and Democrats hate each other. (The Dems think all republicans are rich, and the Republicans think all Dems are black and gay!) And, in our #AntisemitismWatch this week, the Trump administration has decided to redefine antisemitism, and with this new definition, boy are the Palestinians in trouble!  Plus- the Bitcoin ETF! John and Ethan both take the #Politiscales Quiz! And what is this “socialism” thing people keep talking about, anyway? Then, in a very special segment, John’s eFriend from his meme group “Catholic Whigs For Allende”, Adrian Shepherd, joins the boys for a rollicking trip through #Ancapistan. Listen as Ethan crushes every argument for their Anarcho-capitalist, propertarian paradise with neoliberal wisdom and FACTS! (LOL J/K). But seriously, really good discussion on: American militarism, welfare, the Universal Basic Income, Immigration, social conservatism, and more. (You should listen just for this.) Then- a fantastic #CuckOfTheWeek as Paul Manafort actually turns out to be a real-life, honest-to-goodness, cuck, of the worst ilk (not to pound on him twice in the same episode, but, let’s face it, he probably likes it! Then, in the what’s-good-for-the-goose file (and we’re not talking about Manafort’s wife anymore!) this week’s #ConspiracyFriday involves none other than Bob “Muellertime” Mueller, in a special, 9/11-anniversary edition! You don’t want to miss this episode! Enjoy.

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This week the Constitutional crisis really hits the fan as it turns out Alex Jones has been right all along- the Deep State is real!  Bob Woodward’s book and an insane New York Times op-ed have exposed the reality that Trump truly is not in control of the presidency (LOL seriously).  Find out what John Gregory’s anarcho-capitalist take is on on this (it’s good!) and Ethan’s commie bullshit take is on this (it’s good!) Will Trump root out the mole?  Or will he just rage tweet for the next two years? Hard to say, but keep listening! Then: O’Bungler fires back at Drumpf- so who gets credit for this ”great” economy, anyway?  (John says… Augusto Pinochet!) Then: Kavenaugh is secretly part of the alt-right! And how we I know? A secret Nazi hand signal! (No, not THAT one…) Then: Ethan DEBUNKS John and the Donalds’ racist claims about white South Africans- they really DON’T have bigger dicks! Also, why you shouldn’t vote for Kamala Harris (Hint: It’s the same reason you shouldn’t vote for Rick Scott). Then we are talking #Bitcoin news, and we do mean BIG news, so listen up! And, as usual, John has a very disturbing, crass, and macabre pick for this week’s Ariana Grande-themed #CuckOfTheWeek! Finally, put on your tinfoil hats- this week’s #ConspiracyFriday will really blow your socks (and your #Nikes) off!  It’s another fine episode of #MeanAndSober, and it’s right here, right now, you vile cucks!

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