We dig into the latest deep liberal skullduggery perpetrated against this virtuous President, who if he’s committed any crime, it’s probably loving America TOO much! (Also, money laundering!)  That’s right- just when you thought the #DeepState was on the ropes- it’s #Spygate! We’ll tell you what it is, and why you should be afraid of it. Then- hold that Nobel Peace Prize- Kim Jong Uhh, na-na-na-nah, is up to his old slippery hijinks again! Plus- Trump asks Bill Gates to give him, “the talk”! #JordanPeterson keeps defending #InCels and getting in trouble with cucks!  And the libertarians notch a win against the liberals on the “right to try” issue. Then- Ethan has a solution to school shooting problem: Racism! That’s right, it’s a very special new segment called, “Agreeing with the Alt-Right for the Wrong Reasons”. Along the way, we talk victim-blaming, #Bernie, and old-school #4chan culture (from before they were Nazis, which John hates!)  And this week, lock your doors, hide your wife, and secure your butt-plug, because it’s a triple-dipped edition of #CuckOfTheWeek! Plus, ready your secret stonecutter handshakes and prepare to persecute the Papists: It’s #ConspiracyFriday, and this week, we finally tackle the #Freemasons!

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Great episode today! We touch briefly (and respectfully) on the Houston shooting, as 4chan (we think) is already trying to frame the shooter as a liberal antifa cuck... geez. Well, good luck sorting this one out, media! Then, onto something lighter: Racism! We’re talking about Aaron Schlossberg, the New York real estate attorney whose whose nativist rants in a Fresh Market went viral and ruined his career! Turns out, shaming is good! And there’s plenty to go around, as we talk South Florida comedy and #MeToo. We’re asking the hard questions: Should women shame the perpetrators? (Yes.) Are white knights cucks? (Yes.) Is unwelcome flirting the same as assault? (No.) And don’t miss John’s hot take: He’s happy that women have “no sense of justice”, because if they keep taking out creepy beta male comics with overblown accusations, it means more work for alpha comics! (Great, John.) Oh, and speaking of white-knighting, we spring to the actual defense of women by explaining the economics of the #Backpage shutdown and why the SJW prudes who advocated for it are literally guaranteeing more violence against all women, not just prostitutes. Jesus. Listen to us when we tell you that less government, not more, is the answer here, OK folks? Plus: The #RoyalWedding! The Uighur crackdown in China! #CuckOfTheWeek! A balanced take on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict! Oh, and forget about getting Zucced- you just got Vaxxed! A #vaccination-themed #ConspiracyFriday rounds out the show!

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This week we’re selling out to Israel AND Michael Cohen, if only those #Patreon donations would increase! Then, a Vietnamese take on American political divisions- they’re pretty meaningless! And Trump is screaming about the border wall- till he’s orange in the face! *Take that, Drumpf!) And check out John’s thoughtful Medium article- it’s fairly light on the N-word! Oh, and dominatrix Gina Haspel tries to get the approval of the Partriarchy to run her torture empire (CIA)! Then, we’re talking about anarchism and why it would NEVER work- at least not unless there was some sort of authoritarian regime to enforce it! Oh, and, our favorite trans YouTube star and friend of the pod #Contrapoints responds to Jordan B. Peterson with a delightfully decadent video essay, and Mmmm is it delicious!  Then: A very special edition of UK? U Cucked! Plus #CuckOfTheWeek! #ConspiracyFriday! And much, much more! Right here, right now, it’s #MeanAndSober!

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What a week! Rudy “Jewliani” Giuliani ruins Trump’s legal strategy by blabbering on Fox News for the third time, and technically, he just started working there. Then: Culture Wars, baby! Everyone is upset at Michelle Wolf for attacking Sarah Sanders- when our take is they should just be upset at her grating voice. Plus- Trump’s muscle put the squeeze on his former doctor, why the Chinese love it when white girls where cheongsams, and Kanye finally tackles the social issue everyone has been wanting him to address for years: Slavery! And it’s a 4-chan-themed episode as we dig into accelerationism, Catholic anarcho-monarchism, the IC (incel question), and the future of cryptocurrencies. Then- Theresa May apologizes for trying to deport the Windrush Generation, and speaking of the misdeeds of the English, we’ve got a special “indentured servitude”-edition of #CuckOfTheWeek for you- Slainte! And finally- John presents the stunning conclusion of his 4-part #ConspiracyFriday series on… The Holocaust. (Tune in now, to find out how the Holocaust ended!) It’s Mean and Sober... and this week, the emphasis is on the Mean!

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This week, it’s the #Kanye episode! And John’s travelling so we’re having him call in to the show. We’re talking #AMJoy Reid and why she’s lying about her comments on a blog a decade ago!? Then, Kanye, Trump and the realignment of the American political system. Listen up, because these two white dudes know what’s going on! Ethan tells you why it’s OK to be elite (John disagrees, vehemently!) and why the Republicucks and Dumbocrats should dissolve into at least four political parties (John agrees, as long as at least one of the parties is anti-semitic. Oh John!) And, turns out, Kanye is listening to #JordanPeterson. Oh, the liberal outrage. Then: Trump calls in to Fox News and ruins his legal strategy again!  Ronnie “Dr. Feelgood” Jackson bows out of the VA Secretary nominations! And… Trump solves #NorthKorea!? (Wait, that can’t be right!) Plus, a very special edition of #CuckOfTheWeek, featuring America’s favorite jingoist, Steve “Suck his own Cock” Bannon! And, it’s #ConspiracyFriday, as John delves into the Holocaust (or as he calls it, The Holocaust? which Ethan finds deeply inappropriate.) That's right, it’s another politically offensive edition of Mean and Sober, right here, right now!

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This week we’ve ended the speculation about whether Trump listens to the podcast- turns out, he DEFINITELY listens, and John’s got a special request for him! Then much like the White Helmets in Syria, we’re jumping into the fray, and John is once again pushing an irresponsible alt-right conspiracy theory narrative while Ethan tries to keep him honest. (And who cares what happened during the Johnson Administration, anyway?) Then, we tell you why you shouldn’t pay your taxes- or if you do, you should at least not give the money to the IRS until you absolutely HAVE to. After that, we’re digging into the Michael Cohen affair, where it turns out, a fellow member of the media, respected journalist Sean Hannity has been unfairly caught up in the scandal.  Plus: We talk 9/11 and Giuliani, the origins of John’s anarchism, the origins of Ethan’s liberalism, and how they both ended up hating war and imperialism. And- because #BlueLivesMatter, we have a plan for saving policemen’s lives: Take away their guns! Also: Comey, Starbucks, and the Hotep/Pepe alliance on #CuckOfTheWeek. And in this week’s #ConspiracyFriday, we tackle the controversy surrounding everyone’s favorite historical revisionist, David Irving! Cucks, bulls, anarchism fascism, and Norm MacDonald references- this episode has got it all!

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It’s the one-year anniversary edition, and it’s been a dizzying week for news. First, Scott Pruitt keeps his perks and Mike Pompeo ends up jobless. Meanwhile, Trump’s lawyer, Michael Cohen, just had his office raided by the deep state, and we want to know- what’s on the tapes!?! (Pee?) Then, Trump goes full neocon: Pardons Scooter Libby, threatens Russia and Syria, and embraces globalism. (We’re actually wondering if Trump is a Mean and Sober listener, because Ethan encouraged him to reexamine the TPP last week, and he’s doing it.) Oh, and John tempts fate by encouraging Trump to do an airstrike on Syria (Editor’s note- this actually happened right after this episode was recorded. Jesus Christ, John.) Then- it’s Mueller Time, baby! The obstruction report is coming out soon, and Comey is releasing his book this week; and while he may be a cuck, he doesn’t seem like a lying cuck. (John still thinks he’s a disgrace to the race of giants.) Whatever happens, Ethan and John just hope President Pence pardons Trump’s twitter!  Then, Ethan has feels about Trump just continuing to lie all the time, and John mocks him. Oh, and the boys tell you why they support free speech for conservative facebookers #DiamondAndSilk- because Mean and Sober is getting the Zucc, too! Then it’s a great #BLM-themed #CuckOfTheWeek, and, in honor of our one-year anniversary, John is digging into the ultimate conspiracy for #ConspiracyFriday: The Holocaust... Denial! (At least Ethan hopes it’s the denial part!) You’ll have to listen to find out.

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This week we’re talking borders, baby! Immigrants are coming over the border, and Ethan says it’s a beautiful thing. (John has a few other words to describe the situation.) But there’s one thing the boys can agree on- Ann Coulter is a white nationalist, which is apparently fine these days! Then- in a shocking turn of events- it turns out the UK is completely cucked!  We cover Sharia divorce, and the nothingburger that was “Punish a Muslim Day”. Then Ethan explains how John is just another alt-right Islamophobe, and John explains how Ethan’s wife sure seems to love the Muslim hordes for some reason…! Then, it’s more UK cucking as there’s a Screwdriver Scamp on the loose in London, and the Duke of Edinburgh needs a new foot! Oh, and of course we cover the polluted river of corruption that embodies Scott Pruitt’s tenure as head of the Environmental Protection Agency. Finally, Trump is #DrainingTheSwamp, and replacing it with… a radioactive swamp!  Then, Trump is prepping for his interview with Special Counsel Mueller- what could go wrong? After all, he’s a bull, and Mueller’s a… cuck? And speaking of cops, we applaud California (there’s a first time for everything) for attempting to make it infinitesimally harder for police to kill citizens indiscriminately. Oh, and don’t miss this week’s Israel-themed #CuckOfTheWeek, and of course, this week’s organ-harvesting-themed #ConspiracyFriday. It’s all right here, in this unmissable episode of Mean and Sober!

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Today, we’re catching up on the President’s many, many affairs with trashy white women, and then digging right back into last week’s discussion of Cultural Marxism with Ethan’s (((sponsor))).  (And without him there to defend himself, John finally wins the argument!) Then we’re talking more Trump as he continues to fire people in embarrassing ways (which is hilarious.) Also: Trump appoints John Bolton, a mustachioed neocon asshole, as national security advisor; the right gets caught manufacturing more fake news about Scott Israel, and the left loses its shit over the Austin bomber and forgets the definition of “terrorism.”  Plus, Zuckerberg gets caught doing shady things with people’s data (surprise, surprise), and then we introduce a new segment for our tea-cucks across the pond: “UK? U-Cucked!” Finally, we talk Jordan Peterson: Why he hates the far-right and the far-left hates him, why he’s so popular right now, and most of all, why he just posted his thoughts “on the so-called Jewish Question”! You won’t believe how excited John is to find out what he means! Then, of course, it’s on to #ConspiracyFriday, as we finally blow the lid off standup comedy’s dirty secret- cloning!

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We’ve got an action-packed show today for you, folks! First, we’re talking #Rexit, baby! Find out how Trump got to the next level of firing people- stranding them in foreign countries! Then, our take on the tragic bridge collapse in #Miami this week, and the totally legitimate businessmen who put it up in the first place. Then- it’s a BLUE WAVE- catch it! Ethan posit’s Trump’s eventual impeachment if the Dems win in November, and John proves he doesn’t know what impeachment is. Then: “No Go Zones” in Europe- do they exist? Who can tell! Plus, Stormy Daniels’ mom is jealous; a libertarian Senate candidate suggests arming the homeless with shotguns, and Trump lies right to Justin Trudeau’s handsome face. Then, this is a #VerySpecialEpisode, because we’ve got our first guest, and it’s Don W., Ethan’s sponsor and a self-described anarchist socialist! He’ll explain exactly what #CulturalMarxism is, and why it’s definitely a good thing. Trump favors the death penalty for drug dealers, and it turns out, John favors the death penalty for podcast guests!  Can they agree on anarchism, at least? Find out! Plus, an Alt-Right edition of #CuckOfTheWeek and an ALS-edition of #ConspiracyFriday. Get yer pyramid hats, right here, while they’re hot- it’s Mean and Sober!

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