The news is HOT this week, folks! First up, #StormyDaniels brings down the presidency single-handed (!) and Kim “Little Rocket Man” Jong Un meets with Trump! (Just kidding!) Then- the #TradeWar is about to create some serious winners and losers- and if there’s one thing Trump likes, it’s winners and losers! Then, we give an update on the Florida #guncontrol issue (Ethan remains agnostic despite criticism from all sides; John advocates for the constitutional right to bear tactical nukes.) Next, we finally discover the one thing that unites the struggle for transgender rights, #BlackLivesMatter, and the Women’s March:  Virulent antisemitism! (And in an unrelated development, John’s a liberal now.) Then, John explains why South Africa’s farmers are white, and why Italy’s #Italians aren’t. Next, it’s The BQ- Ethan’s new segment in which he searches for an ultimate answer to the Boomer Question (and also the #TedCruz Question). Finally, it’s a “To the Moon!” edition of #ConspiracyFriday, and a “the solipsist next door” edition of #CuckOfTheWeek, right here, on Mean and Sober! (America’s #1 News Source!)

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It’s a Trade War, baby! We’re talking about Trump’s amazing plan to crucify the American working man on a cross of steel and aluminum, as he comes out this week in favor of tariffs!  Then: Trump also loves gun control now!  John’s head is spinning faster than a dreidel, and for once, Ethan is enjoying the chaos. Speaking of dreidels, John explains what (((these))) are, for the benefit of a new listener in Arizona! (Welcome, sun-cucks!) Then, Ethan takes the liberals to task for standing up for the Dreamers, but not for the legal immigrants in indefinite detention, as the Supreme Court rules habeas corpus isn’t much of a thing anymore. Then, globe-cucks, listen up: We’re talking about important Continental issues like #Brexit, “No Go Zones”, whether or not German chancellors always have the best interests of the world at heart, and why Europe is even worse than America at assimilating immigrants.  Plus… Orientalism and Human Rights! Then, the moment you’ve all been waiting for: It’s #MuellerTime! The prosecutor is prosecuting away; meanwhile, Hope Hicks is telling “little WHITE lies”, and Kushner is in the hot seat yet again! (Though John says he’s done nothing wrong.) Finally, we’ve got a fabulous #BigList, #ConspiracyFriday, and a “Hot for Teacher” edition of #CuckOfTheWeek for you. Strap in, cuckolds… it’s Mean and Sober!

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Good Shabbos! We’re talking about the new US embassy in Jerusalem, paid for by a coalition of evangelical Christians and Republican Jews! Then we get right into the big story of the week, which is… the same story as last week. Ethan tries to approach the gun debate with empathy and compassion, but John just can’t help getting fired up at the anti-gunners and the so-called victims (his words!) Then the boys find some common ground as they discuss the uselessness of school resource officers, and cops in general. Also: Should teachers carry guns?  Who can say!  And then we get to the one bright spot in this very dark couple of weeks in Florida- Marco Rubio getting cucked on live TV! After that we get into some non-Florida news as we discuss the the anti-”sagging” bill in South Carolina, and the anti-funeral stripper-bill in China! Then John explains why he hates the homeless, Ethan explains why he loves free heroin needles, and we have a triple-sized version of Cuck of the Week! Plus- an Alex Jones-worthy #ConspiracyFriday! Keep your dial locked right here on Mean and Sober!!

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Ethan and John discuss the tragic school shooting that took place in our community this week. The bodies aren’t even cold and already this has turned into a “national conversation” and for once, Ethan and John are in agreement: Everyone from outside South Florida should just STFU.  And of course we’ve got 4chan trolls, fake news about the shooter’s ties to the alt-right (or is it the alt-left?) and Russian bots taking advantage of the tragedy and try to whip Americans into a frenzy over the Second Amendment (Newsflash, Russia: We’re way better at whipping ourselves into a frenzy than you are.)  Then- speaking of Russia- It’s Mueller Time, Part II!  We discuss Mueller’s indictment of the Russkies, and also, an agorist Russian bitcoin mining plot. Then, speaking of foreigners, it’s immigration reform- not! Trump says no to everything he ever wanted in an immigration bill… is he just an idiot or is he playing 14-dimensional chess again? Plus, we tell you why Dank Recovery Memes are truly dank, and we’ve got a Valentine’s Day-themed Big List, a CNN-themed #CuckOfTheWeek, and a racism-themed #ConspiracyFriday, all right here, right now on #meanAndSober!

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First- we discuss the weird anti-semitic vibe at a recent comedy show in Miami (shockingly, John was hosting that night). Then- guess what- it’s ANOTHER government shutdown! (Did anyone even notice?) Surprise, surprise, the G can’t pay its debts! Also- the stock market is crashing, bitcoin is rising, and those assassination markets John has been talking so much about are skyrocketing in value!  Meanwhile, Trump is defending the REAL victims of spousal abuse- the battered wives’ husbands! But forget about Rob Porter and David Sorenson- we’re gonna have a military parade! (Finally, the American military will get the respect and attention it deserves!) Then- we discuss the Jordan Peterson/Cathy Newman interview, and it turns out, both John and Ethan like Jordan’s radical centrism (although Ethan’s a little uncomfortable with his villainization of communism, and John’s a little uncomfortable with his villainization of... Hitler.) The boys get into a debate about the relative merits of socialism and genocide, so if you have a dog in this fight, TAKE SIDES NOW. Then, it’s #CuckOfTheWeek, #ConspiracyFriday, and Ethan explains why the FBI and Trump would love each other if they’d just find a way to kiss and make up.  All right here, right now, on Mean and Sober!

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Today on Mean and Sober, it’s… THE #MEMO! John’s a little drunk and hasn’t been watching the news, so Ethan has to explain who Carter Page is (which is difficult, because he’s a nobody.) Then- why this super secret overhyped memo from Devin Nunes proves Trump innocent of treason, obstruction, money laundering, and cheating on his wife with Stormy Daniels! And, the #DeepState and federal law enforcement- Good or bad? You decide! And John tells us how the complete breakdown in the political discourse is somehow a necessary step on the way to an anarchist utopia, and not a depressing nihilist fantasy he’s nurturing. Also- Bitcoin crashes and we mock people who’ve lost everything! Also, the Big List, a cryptocurrency-themed Cuck of the Week, and an #AmTrak -themed #ConspiracyFriday!

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John and Ethan are incredibly disappointed to have the federal government back in action after a mere 3-day shutdown.  And, wow, the Democrats just aren’t tired of losing!  Chuck “The Other Chuck the Cuck” Schumer FOLDS to McConnell and Trump on some vague promises of future action that seem to be already falling apart.  Plus, John is explaining what a “Whig” is (Ethan is confused because it has nothing to do with the wigs he commonly encounters when he dresses in drag.)  Then we take on one of our listeners who still seems to think that the entire War on Drugs is less important than the narrow corner of the U.S. immigration debate that is the “Dreamer” issue.  Then it’s on to overseas matters as we talk Chinese Gattaca clones and state eugenics, Han-style! Plus Ethan has a big list for our Cuck of the Week, and in #ConspiracyFriday, we find out (((who))) is really pulling the strings when it comes to hurricane aid for (((Puerto Rico)))!  It’s a special early edition of Mean and Sober, fresh out the box and delivered to your door!  Listen now!

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Anarchists rejoice- it’s the #SchumerShutdown! John Gregory finally changes his stance on the State of Israel when he finds out (((friend of the pod))) Chuck Schumer is solely responsible for shutting down the U.S. government. Then, we’re talking about the continuing sexual harassment/rape/acting like a dick controversies and celebrity allegations, and guess what, #AzizAnsari? #TimesUp! John and Ethan wade into the #MeToo controversy like heroic archetypes of American manliness and show Aziz Ansari a thing or two about feminism and show Samantha Bee a thing or two about logic! Plus- it turns out Ethan loves the French take on the #MeToo movement; meanwhile, John hates... the French. Then we turn to a feller who really knows how to treat a gal- President Donald Trump! John digs into the (((Stormy Daniels))) adultery and hush-money story as we get a good look at a nice, normal classic-y old-time political scandal. And we answer, once and for all, whether Trump is racist! (Who can say?) Finally, we’ve got a Big List, a #CuckOfTheWeek, and a #ConspiracyFriday that’ll blow the lid off of what THEY want you to know, and Ethan will have some hard questions for John on #anarchism and #pollution.  It’s time to laugh while simultaneously getting WAY smarter as you listen to Mean and Sober!

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This week the political world is up in arms because… President Trump said something racist!  Find out whether Trump’s “shithole countries” comment is fake news, real jingoism, or just kind of unvarnished truth-telling that makes John tumescent and Ethan uncomfortable. Then: Find out why Bernie Sanders wants to build Trump’s wall, and why he’s such a great (national) socialist.  Then: In cuck news, Steve Bannon’s breakup with Big Don is hilariously causing Breitbart to lose market share to (((other media)))! And of course, we follow up with this week’s news about “Sneaky Dianne” leaking the #FusionGPS testimony, and what’s next as #MuellerTime gets closer and closer! Then, to John’s great pleasure, Ethan is bringing back the #BigList, and this week’s is a doozie! And speaking of weekly features, we’ve got an international edition of #CuckOfTheWeek, featuring two of Trump’s favorite non-shithole countries! Then, strap on your tinfoil pyramid hat as we unravel the mysteries of #chemtrails, in a special Sabbath edition of #ConspiracyFriday!  Finally, John and Ethan rant about #FISA, the #opioidcrisis, and the Trump and Obama voters who have been so eager to trade liberty for “safety”.  It’s not pretty, it’s not politically correct, it’s Mean and Sober!

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John & Ethan discuss their prosperous and joyous holiday celebrations and the good times ahead in 2018. Then it’s onto the news, and- in a shocking new twist- “Sloppy” Steve Bannon has betrayed the cause of Trumpism and joined up with the cultural Marxists, and now is being publicly character assassinated by the President.  (It’s just like when Hitler had Ernst Röhm shot for being gay!) And, to ring in the new year, we get a call from our favorite Mean and Sober cuck, Chuck the Cuck!  He’s got a lot to say about Rod Rosenstein and Christopher Wray meeting with Paul Ryan in secret… could this be another conspiracy? Who can say! Then, for our international listeners, we discuss French President Macron’s radical fascist centrism, which John loves and Ethan, as a radical centrist, feels a bit queasy about.  Then it’s back to the US as we discuss George Papadopolous’s drunken boasts to Australian officials, why God hates Democrats, Jeff Sessions' bong-cleaning tips, and Dave Chappelle’s take on Trumpism. Then: Cuck of the Week, with a very special winner from the nation of India (although Ethan is lobbying hard for Sloppy Steve to win this week)! And John’s got a special “Eminent Domain” edition of Conspiracy Friday!  Finally, Ethan has some New Year’s resolutions and John calls him a cuck.  Listen now! Happy New Year!  You can join the movement at patreon.com/meanandsober