Ethan and John are back fresh from their mutual defeat in the first-ever Miami Comedy Roast Battle, hosted by Kat Toledo.  But- what’s this? Ethan took down John in the very first round!  Find out how he did it (((perfidious Albion))), and how Ethan lost to Oriel Rodriguez in the final round (and the great financial benefit that accrued to Oriel as a result!)  Then, we’re onto Trump’s feuds with Puerto Rico, Bob Corker and more.  We’re also talking about a nuclear Middle East- and John has some amazingly moderate opinions, for once. (Amazing what a good cucking will do for the soul.) Oh and the roasting continues as Ethan makes John sit throught the roast jokes he DIDN’T use on Friday! It’s another unforgettable episode as the rivalry continues.  Plus: Harvey Weinstein, Barack Obama, Cuck of the Week, and Conspiracy Friday: Brad Pitt Edition!  Get Mean and Sober right now.

It’s the year of the White Boomer Shooter. We dissect the tragedy in Vegas this week, and decide whether mass shootings are a good or bad thing for the republic.  Ethan explains his personal experience with police states and why he is a pacifist; John, as always, advocates for further gun violence- but only towards those that really deserve it!  Then- the NRA- fact, or fiction?  Plus, Sec. Rex Tillerson did NOT call President Trump a moron; a young Ethan is shocked by partisan gerrymandering, we’ve got a Cuck of the Week, and, it’s Conspiracy Friday! All right here on Mean and Sober.  Oh, and tune in next week to find out who will win as Ethan and John face off at a Miami comedy roast battle, to take place just after this recording!

*ed.- Ethan won.

Trump is trashing American employer the National Football League as football becomes a political… football.  Listen to find out what we think about that! Of course, John Gregory has an an anarchist take on nationalism and respect for the police, and a Miami take on Colin Kaepernick. Also, John explains how the Alt-Right feels about Jared Kushner using a private email server(!) Then Roy “Ten Commandments” Moore has some thoughts on the Constitution and Ethan “Ten Inches” Moore has some thoughts on low-church cuck Roy Moore! Plus: Tax Policy! Puerto Rico disaster! Travel Ban Redux: Sudan Now OK!  And of course, #ConspiracyFriday. And guess what, Mean and Sober fans?  John Gregory & Ethan Moore will be appearing together this Friday, October 6, for MIAMI COMEDY ROAST BATTLE! So come out Friday night and watch your two favorite cucks battle one another for insult supremacy at KILL YOUR IDOL on South Beach!

Today we are once again ensconced in the appropriately comfortable environs of John’s family estate in Pinecrest, FL for the show, as WSQF is still in hurricane-recovery mode. But that can’t stop us- we’re tackling all the big issues of the week, including Trump’s “ROCKET MAN” zinger at the UN, Manafort getting wiretapped for his PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE RUSSIAN BUSINESS DEALING, the “Big Luther”/”Small-C Christian” Senate race in Alabama, the fate of SEAN SPICER, and of course… the CUCK OF THE WEEK and CONSPIRACY FRIDAY! Plus, we dig deep in our feature story about Rodrigo Duterte and his FINAL SOLUTION to the drug problem in the Philippines...  On top of that, in another installment of our “Biggest” joke series, we give you the SEVEN BIGGEST Reasons the Republicans Will Definitely Kill Obamacare this time! Listen up, and keep those reviews coming on Apple Podcasts! Follow us at @meanandsober, cucks!

It’s the Irma Recovery Edition of Mean and Sober! Recording from Ethan’s house, John & Ethan discuss how WSQF is still off the air & what a hellhole Pinecrest turned into in the last few days (white privilege, anyone?) Also: Ethan, surprisingly, thinks Steve Bannon has a lot of good ideas. Then: Trump is making deals with the Democrats and Republicans are shitting themselves, and we tell you the Nine Biggest reasons Trump is gonna join the Democratic Party! Then, we tackle a range of issues, from Net Neutrality, Hillary’s memoir, and Ben Shapiro’s height, to Richard Nixon, the Gold Standard, economic imperialism, and why Jamie Dimon hates Bitcoin. Plus, Ted Cruz is our #CuckOfTheWeek and John Gregory explains Antifa, and why they’re the real racists! In short- we’re back, baby! Listen now- and don’t forget to leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Stay cool & dry, South Florida!

Today on Mean and Sober, Ethan copes with the evacuation orders on Key Biscayne, while Trump deals with the Dems, makes passive-aggressive nuclear threats, and tells the Dreamers not to worry! John Gregory calls in and talks about government by Imperial fiat (pros and cons!), and Steve Bannon calls out the Catholic Church for supporting illegal immigration.  Then, it’s Hillary 2016 Redux: Sexist Bernie Bros Edition! And of course, John explains white sharia, we call out the Cuck of the Week, and Ethan tells you why South Floridians have nothing to fear from Hurricane Irma! It’s the Natural Disaster Edition of Mean and Sober, right here, right now!

We’re taking calls- from Chuck the Cuck, about Kek! We discuss the obscure Egyptian deity, Pepe the Frog and what strange choices these seem to be Alt-Right mascots. Then, we’re digging into a story about unreasonable search and seizure… of blood! Then we find out what Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, FEMA and FDR all have in common- they love building concentration camps! (It’s Conspiracy Friday!) Plus, Life with Alexis, and Ethan falls asleep like the junkie he is! It's the #ThinBlueLine edition of Mean and Sober! Don’t miss this eminently listenable episode. Have a great weekend, cucks!

Today we’re talking about the news of the day, including Hurricane Harvey’s harrowing Houston-hit, Trump’s increasingly insubordinate cabinet members, and Wells Fargo and the big banks continuing to cheat their customers! Then, for today’s feature story, we turn to Joel Osteen for guidance, but turns out he’s barred the doors of the church! Find out what Ethan (a former evangelical Christian, or, as John Gregory calls him, “low-church cuck”) knows about fundamentalist Christianity, pink suits, Sunday School, and American patriotism! (And the unholy alliance between Trump, Joel Osteen, identity Christians, and Mammon!) Then it’s Life with Alexis as we discover how NOT pick up hot Colombian girls! It’s a fully-loaded episode of Mean and Sober, ripped from the headlines and into your podcast feed! Listen now!