The rhetoric over North Korea bumps up a notch, but John doesn’t buy it; We talk Blackwater, JP Morgan Chase, and crony capitalism, as we do a bit of agorist class theory.  Then- we find out the REAL cause of AIDS as Conspiracy Friday uncovers another plot against the American people!  Finally, Ethan is taken aback as we uncover the truth about Alexis, and how he fought back against the diabolical conspiracy science, history, and logic waged against his brain during his book-learnin’ years!  Enjoy your weekend, and follow us at @meanandsober

After a week’s hiatus, we’re back, ready to vent our spleen on an unsuspecting nation.  On immigration: John Gregory wants to open the borders, and close down the welfare offices.  On North Korea:  Trump takes a page from Dr. Evil’s book.  On Neoconservatism:  Chuck the Cuck calls in, and Ethan asks the timeless question- “To invade, or not to invade?”  On degeneracy- Alexis leads from behind- if you know what we mean!  It’s another sizzling episode of Mean and Sober, hot off the presses and into your podcast feed.  Follow us on instagram at @meanandsober!

Newsgirl Alexis rules the roost(!) as the Republicans can’t pass healthcare reform (because they have no principles or sense at all) Also: Trump continues to cuck his own administration; Ethan still has no respect; John wants to stick it to the SJWs; The “conspiracy” of Blood Libel; And today’s Daily Degeneracy: Pegging! Find out why Ethan loves it, John hates it, and find out a surprising pussy-fact about Alexis! Follow us at @meanandsober

(Note we had a small audio problem during the first few moments and intermittently during the show- don’t adjust that dial, it will correct itself! Our apologies. Regina has been fired once again.)

Trump “straightens up” the military; Ethan doesn’t understand respect; Alexis stands up to the bullies; Jeff Sessions gets cucked all week long; the Dems still have no message; Fentanyl should be legal and properly labeled.

Today in this special bonus episode just for our podcast listeners, we talk cigars, neoconservatism and why politicians deserve the noose, and philosopher Robert Nozick’s “minarchism”.  Plus, the alt-right war on Hollywood’s “decadence” is misguided, but on the other hand, not *everyone* is trans, right?  We make fun of everyone’s identity politics, today on Mean and Sober.  Warning: This episode contains the “F” word and also, chicks with dicks! You’ve been warned.

Trump gives an outrageous interview to the New York Times and tells the nation how much he hates it when the people he hires won’t let him obstruct justice.  Meanwhile, the Republicans fail again on Obamacare repeal, Sean Spicer resigns, and Kellyanne Conway is an evil hack.  Then: Could Trump possibly recover to be the GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER? (Well… depends on what happens next in Syria.)  Plus it’s the Cuck of the Week AND Conspiracy Friday all at once. Also: We hate Jefferson Sessions, and we’ve hired Alexis as our intern.  All right now on Mean and Sober!

Russiagate is beginning to look like an actual scandal and racist wordplay is always funny! Plus John wants to kill all the baby-boomers- Ethan disagrees until they start calling up the radio station and swearing on the air! Then, you won’t believe where our Daily Degeneracy goes (Hint: It’s your ass.) Also everyone should follow Roseanne Barr on Twitter; If you’re afraid of the terrorists, then congratulations, you’ve lost the game.

We’re talking about Junior’s attempt to collude with the Russians, John is explaining how anarcho-capitalism still allows for jackbooted thugs to kick in your door (unless you move next door!); Ethan’s pushing his run for governor, and he’s got a modest proposal for solving Florida’s transportation problems; John gives us the “Cuck of the Week”, and Mac on the Rock tries to ruin the show; and don’t miss out on our new segment, your #DailyDegeneracy!  Tweet to us at @meanandsober