Hey cucks! Just a quick one to let you know we are now airing Thursdays & Fridays on WSQF - 94.5 FM "Blink" Radio, every Thursday & Friday from 3-5PM! So tune in if you're in Key Biscayne, South Miami, Pinecrest, Coconut Grove, or Miami Beach areas! If not, don't worry- we'll keep getting podcast content out to you!

Also on this mini-episode, we discuss Bill Maher & the "N-word" controversy! John Gregory is angry... because HE wanted to be the next N-word guy- why's Bill grabbing all the glory?

Noted cuck Ethan Moore & noted bully John Gregory take you on a whirlwind tour of conspiracy theories, from 9/11, to crisis actors, to the flat (hollow?) earth and gravity. Find out the difference between a false flag operation, a moral panic, a conspiracy theory, and a good old-fashioned CIA realpolitik clusterfuck. Plus, John wants to body slam Noam Chomsky like a four-eyed reporter for the Guardian. It’s the “Tower 7” edition of Mean and Sober- right here, right now!

And if you’re in the South Miami/Key Biscayne are, don’t forget to listen to the new, radio-friendly version of Mean and Sober on WSQF 94.5 FM, every Thursday & Friday from 3-5PM!

Today on Mean and Sober, we take a break from talking about Hitler and talk about your second-favorite subject, Anarchism! Listen as John explains why the state is inherently immoral and taxes are Satanic, and Ethan slowly gets blackpilled as he finds out half the people he knows are anarchists, deep down. Then listen as this podcast really goes off the rails as Ethan explains why anarchists should vote Democratic (like a real cuck), and John explains why he thinks global warming is good, the EPA is bad, and why you don’t need math to do economics.  It’s the “gut-feeling” edition of Mean and Sober!  Plus: winning the war on the media, one body slam at a time, the Russia scandal, and the Temptation of Christ!

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Tonight on Mean and Sober John & Ethan finally stop pussy-footing around and tackle the topic you know you want to hear about, bestselling author and well-known animal lover Adolf Hitler! (But first, John wants to get in a plug for Fasil Malik's appearance on Ultimate Miami Comedian, so listen up!)

Now then. Everyone seems to be comparing Trump to Hitler these days, so we dig deep and give you our detailed scorecard on whether Trump is truly living up to the legacy of a certain right-of-center German politician. (Scores vary- for one thing, Trump is way funnier than you-know-who.) Along the way, we talk Nixon, the Russian hack, kleptocracy, freedom of the press, the Deep State, and Trump’s bad habit of firing people at inopportune times (just like Hitler). Plus, Ethan defends the mainstream media (because he’s an elitist presscuck) and John throws cold water on the whole Russiagate thing (because he believes in every conspiracy theory EXCEPT this one.)

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This episode is the second half of our recording session at Awa Na Kava last week.  In this episode, John questions Ethan about why he’s chosen a sober, ascetic lifestyle and Ethan answers by describing his final drug binge through Bangkok and Amsterdam. Then John & Ethan opine about spirituality, comedy, and whether weed makes you funnier, and Ethan manages to reference Norm MacDonald THREE separate times. Plus, the boys talk more anarchism & get kicked out of the kava bar.  Listen up!

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In this episode we are talking political theory at Awa Na Kava in Ft. Lauderdale, far from the privileged environs of Pinecrest! Ethan wants to talk about comedy and drugs, but John cucks him into making this episode a platform for his harebrained libertarian political ideas! Essentially, this episode is John’s manifesto on the inessentiality of all, or at least most, government. Find out why John loves Grover Norquist, hates Abraham Lincoln, and wants to take away welfare from people of color.  FINALLY, the WHITE MAN HAS HIS SAY, on Mean and Sober!

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On today’s show John & Ethan are critiquing the Black Lives Matter protests from a position of great privilege, differentiating between the alt-right and the alt-”light”, and telling you why heroin (and all drugs) should be completely legal. Plus, we tell you why social justice warriors are wrong, along with other people practicing identity politics. Also, the funny thing about the second amendment, what it’s like to live in Singapore, and why John thinks Donald Trump can’t get a fair trial. Listen up, cucks!

Follow Ethan on Twitter @ethanisnotfunny, and follow John on Twitter at @johngregoryjr.

In today’s OFFENSIVE episode of Mean & Sober, we follow-up with our atheism discussion from last week, cover the JFK assassination AND two kinds of South American dictatorship, all while giving you a comprehensive examination of our main topic, irony poisoning! And, we find out why John Gregory is such an Internet Tough Guy, which recent pope is head of the pack, and what we have against Hitler. Plus: Meme magic, heroin, libertarian fascists, and mythology! You’ve never heard anything this mean or this sobering!

In today’s explosive episode of Mean and Sober, John and Ethan DEBUNK another LIBERAL distortion- ATHEISM! Just kidding (sort of.) In all seriousness, this is really just a frank and fascinating discussion of religion, childhood, and a search for truth by two pretty hardcore skeptics. Religion, psychedlics, hedonism, philosophy, personal tragedy- these guys have tried it all, and had it all happen on the way to rediscovering theism. Give a listen! Also, in a follow-up to last week’s episode on bullying, we give you the straight dope about famed bully and U.S. president, “Big Don” Trump, and what he means for America!

John Gregory (mean) and Ethan Moore (sober) join you for some cigar-chomping laughs, poolside in Pinecrest, Florida (the catbird seat of white privilege), as this week, we talk about the virtues of bullying, John's feud with local Muslim-American comic Fasil Malik, and how all the ironic racists in America became real racists.

All music is by local rock-god and Irishman, Rich Kennedy!