Ernie the Elf made his last visit of 2017 before heads back to the Pole up North and he had a few calls to make this morning. Hear what these calls entailed for these naughty people he dialed up. Of course, it wouldn't be Ernie without hitting on Heather.

During the week, just about everyone on the show mentioned to Pete how they went bought something during the Christmas season for themselves in anticipation of not getting it or just to spend money on yourself. While Pete was at a local drinking establishment, he asked the question to patrons if they have done that and more. Take a listen.

Yesterday Kevin was complaining about getting crappy cookies with jelly and other nonsense on them but today he had to eat those words. Kevin scared his wife coming home last night from the latest cookie swap and these didn't disappoint. Hear the exchange and what Kevin will be eating for cookies on his vacation.

The man that picked up the phone this morning and agreed to take the survey is really regretting it now. Kevin took him for a ride asking about putting on weight to why egg nog always looking like someone else drank it first. It didn't end there and the man was growing increasingly agitated when he was asked about the diabetes fairy to turning the lights off when he eats. He hung up as Kevin was asking the last question about imaginary friends.

Every year Kevin Karlson's wife does a cookie swap and he feels that he's not getting a good return when the Mrs. comes back home. Kevin doesn't want any jelly filled nonsense and would rather have Christmas Crack. Yes, Christmas Crack. Kevin then got into some dirty things going on in his bathroom sink at home which you'll have to hear to understand. Let us know if you would put up with it.

It was the last time Ernie the Elf was fielding questions and he was in a hurry this morning to get it done. He even stated he didn't need anyone on the show to help him. From Santa controlling the weather to strip clubs in the North Pole, Ernie was giving his honest elf responses. After Ernie was done with the Q&A, he brought in his Top 5 rejected Christmas songs. Take a listen.

After the door open and Ernie came into the studio, he tried to get a fist bump and something more from Heather which he was denied of course. It was on to the phone call to Will who is a prankster. Will couldn't believe he was getting a call from an Elf. Ernie believed he was starstruck. They then got into some of the dark things that go on up in the North Pole. Finally Ernie got to the reason he called, Will is on the naughty list. From harassing co-workers to changing WiFi passwords to putting a bottle of glitter in someone's laundry. Ernie gave him some harsh words for Will. Hear how it all went down including a call from HR at the North Pole.

This Tuesday, December 19th 2017 edition of the Senseless Survey had Kevin getting a woman to answer some senseless questions. The first question seemed really harmless asking if she wanted a Koi pond for Christmas. She responded asking if he knows who he is talking to. Kevin followed up asking if why do we call it hiring a hitman and not ordering take out. She wasn't sure how that had to do with the census. That's right. The census. She was confused on where this was all going. Kevin went on to ask about a holiday Hallmark movie, lettuce and if she would watch a documentary on the turn and cough method for detecting hernia's which got her to hang up. Take a listen and practice your cough after.

Kevin ran into a listener over the weekend who told him that she's so embarrassed listening to the Senseless Survey that she changes the channel, so of course, he was even more motivated than usual to get under someone's skin with today's survey. LIke usual, the poor guy who answered the phone thought he was speaking to someone from the Census Bureau, and Kevin managed to get him to hangup when he asked about secrets.

Ernie the Elf is recovering from a 2-day eggnog bender, so he's EXTRA annoying on this Monday morning with Karlson & McKenzie.