A hungover Ernie the Elf wondered into the studio and sang a little song for Heather which she didn't appreciate it at all. Ernie then got into why he was calling Jack. He was told that he is a piece of trash and likes to steal. Hear all the disturbing details Ernie dug up and confronted Jack with.

After wiping his eyes from a late night, Kevin dialed the phone and got a woman on the line to take the survey of senseless questions. Starting off, Kevin asked about her rubbing her husband's back for less time than she would rub her dog's ears. It went in one ear and out the other because she seemed confused so Kevin went on to ask if adults obsessed with Disney scared her. She said no. Kevin went on to ask about a wolf tattoo, opium dens and if she ever received a bunch of different made up terms that sound dirty.

Our Road Crew member Laurie was down in Miami for the Monday night game against New England and talked to some fans for us. She asked them various things to what player she would want under the tree to what two would make the best Santa & Elf combo. We also got into some post game tension with Coach Belichick.

This Monday morning, Kevin was able to successfully get a woman on the line to answer some senseless questions from knowing to not yell UNO at a bingo game and if she considered setting up a GoFundMe campaign to get snacks at the movies. It didn't end there and she finally hung up when she was asked to answer a question in Old English.

In this edition on Scared Straight Santa, the big ol' jolly man gave Patrick a phone call. Patrick was acting wild in the morning among other things. The 3 year old is excited for Christmas so Santa wanted to make sure he's good to go for Santa's visit. Take a listen to see if Santa got through to little Patrick.

After Ernie talked about his excitement for Monday Night Football between New England and Miami, he got into an email he got about Gary which had six family members attached to it. He's the first to eat and first to leave before clean up on top of being an alleged habitual liar. Gary was confused by the call. Ernie seemed to get through to him and had him confess to breaking a piece of equipment in a garage of a family member. Hear how Ernie and Gary's chat went.

Ernie the Elf was tipped off by a whistle blower about Matthew for some naughty things he's done. Ernie gave him a ring this morning to see if he could get some answers about his shady work practices.

After the first call was a bust, another person was dialed up to take the survey and Kevin wasn't happy with how it ended and deemed it incomplete and said he'll give the guy a call back.

The woman that answered the phone in today's edition of the Senseless Survey wasn't able to answer the question if she calls her boss "dad" because she hung up do to all the senseless questions she had to endure before it was asked. Can you endure them all? Take a listen.

After Metalhead Mike tried to jump in Santa's lap and Kevin brought up Matt Damon by a local Christmas tree, it was time to give little Danielle a call. Danielle is not eating her vegetables and refusing to eat her dinner but wants to be on the nice list for Santa. It was time for Scared Straight Santa to enter to see if he can set her straight! Did it work? Take a listen and let us know what you think.