Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Poor brainless Zabub. Before the mindflayers it was just assumed that Zabub had no brains, but now it is confirmed. The group seems really broken up over his loss. If only they could find any other companion to replace him. What are the odds of that? Once the group deals with their mindflayer situation, they still have to contend with the rest of the tower. I’m sure they have very few traps or puzzles to go…right? What traps lay ahead of them? What is covered in hair, has a shiny ass, has a cocaine addiction and wants to sell you Oxyclean? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

J R Spears

Cjbrill

Bit Block

Tkoftw03

Spydre101

Farbs216

Crayola511

Hotketchup

Askander37

More Misfits

The Zelus

Katie Emm

Name Is Pending

Yoyoyo highs and lows

SMDORP

 

 

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What do you know, Nobu must be a potato after all. Why else would his baby be a Mr. Potato Head. Granted, I’ve never had one that is alive and explodes, but hey, need to have some way to kill off guest characters. I guess that also means that Thurstone must really be a camel, because he pooped one out. Speaking of which, Thurstone should really get that pink sock of his looked at. The group still has this nasty medusa beholder thing to deal with, but assuming they make it out of there alive they will have to face their greatest nemesis once again. A DOOR! It never gets old having the party struggle hardest against the seemingly most simple of obstacles. Once they make their way further up the temple there is something lurking for them in the dark. What kind of problems will the traps and puzzles pose for the party? What is waiting for them in the dark places of the tower? What is closest to a potato, has an accent and doesn’t have a brain? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A room full of pipes, and now the party at least knows what all the different colors mean. What are they again? Red for fire, blue for ice, purple for poison, yellow for acid, white for hallucinations, black for paranoia and green for if you want to get preggers. Speaking of preggers, Nobu is now expecting the pitter patter of whatever mutant is popping out of his…wait. Where would babies pop out of a dude? Well, he is about to be internally goatse’d or he’s going to have the biggest reverse catheter of all time. Unless of course, someone can pull off an emergency cesarean section. Assuming they get out of this pipe room alive, the group may run into a sight to behold. Then again, they really shouldn’t behold it if they know what’s good for them. What is the mysterious creature? What do you call a baby Nobu? No one else is going to touch a green pipe, right? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

J R Spears

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Sick of puzzles and traps yet? Good, because there are so many left for these dinguses. Currently they have to figure out a way of a room of strange mushrooms. You might think that this would be pretty easy to experiment and figure out, but you would be wrong. The group never ceases to amaze in how to overcomplicate their lives without trying out the simplest solutions. Unfortunately for them, the mushroom room is not the last of their worries. There are hallways lined with unusual traps and a room filled with…pipes! What are all these pipes doing in this room? Why are they different colors? What could be in a Russian nesting box? What do you call an orc baby? What do purple mushrooms do? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

J R Spears

Cjbrill

Bit Block

Tkoftw03

Spydre101

Farbs216

Crayola511

Hotketchup

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! One of the main enemies of these players are the use of brains. In this case the literal use, as giant floating brains are trying to kill them. Assuming they can get past them…and the room these dummies engulfed in flames, there are other dangers awaiting. The group is struggling with remaining healthy and are taking an awful lot of breaks. Wasn’t there a giant bubble slowly encircling the planet? I’m sure they will have all the time in the world and not some sort of unknown ticking clock. The castle however, is not like a normal castle. There appears to be different planes of existence, or at the very least pocket dimensions. What is the secret to killing the brain creatures? What happens in a room of giant mushrooms? Are they edible? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

J R Spears

Cjbrill

Bit Block

Tkoftw03

Spydre101

 

 

 

 

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, Phil lost another limb. Nothing brings the DM more joy honestly and thank goodness Phil botches so much. At this point I’m guessing they wish they took the elevator with Kip and Sachy…or maybe not. Climbing higher into this castle they will find even more trials and tribulations. We finally get back to the old days of puzzle dungeoning with even traps, puzzles and finally some riddles. Unfortunately (or fortunately) for the listeners they can’t hear how long it takes these jack asses to figure these things out. What sort of puzzles await them? Will there be any creatures in this giant castle? What the hell is the Dewey Decimal system? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

J R Spears

Cjbrill

Bit Block

Tkoftw03

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It seems Nobu wasn’t quite fast enough and his “old friends” got away. Chances are, Nobu doesn’t want anyone else to know where he is. I’m sure that will work itself out…or he will be dead before it matters. Now, however, he has to worry about the castle leering overhead. I’m pretty sure the group forgot about the energy bubble spreading over the land as they have not shown any haste in completing their task. Inside the castle they find a rather grim and bloody scene. However, they also find someone still alive, waiting to become an ally! The castle seems to be filled with traps and different path ways. Do any of these paths lead to where the group wants to go? What sort of traps or puzzles await them? Which character is deathly afraid of camels? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

J R Spears

Cjbrill

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group now has a shape shifting gnome and a mute goblin monk following them around. I’m sure for anyone else that would be weird, but it seems to be par for the course really. These compatriots also seem to know Nobu, or “Lobu” as he is currently calling himself. He must really not want to go back to farming potatoes. The castle looms in the distance and the only thing separating them is a long stretch of forest. What dangers await in these woods? Is anything guarding the tower? Will our special guest’s characters make it through the episode and still be alive? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find ou...

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well that was a rather surprising turn of events. Well, surprising if you listen to any other group of assholes play D&D. These guys seem to screw up the entire world every time they make decisions. This time around by killing the super friendly vampires, they have summoned a giant walking castle from the ocean with a big throbbing crystal on top. Luckily, it also seems to be corrupting all the wildlife around it so that’s a plus. On the bright side, they seem to make a pair of new friends, who know a little something about one of our adventurers…Time for them to make their way back to the mainland and try to clean up another of their messes. Who are these strange new allies? What is that giant walking castle going to do? How metal can a seagull be? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group, in searching for the friendly vampires have stumbled into a series of traps. Well, Sir Fennec especially has seemed to have fallen into a rather nasty one. I wonder what happens when you hit a hard surface falling from 200 feet? The group will soon find out! After they deal with that messy situation, they are going to have to deal with a few other trials and tribulations before finding their vampire buddies. Did Sir Fennec manage to make it out of the fall alive? What other traps await them in the dungeon? What are the vampires up to? When are blood sacrifices ok? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners.

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