Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Just when you thought there couldn’t be more shopping, Botched Podcast gives you…even more shopping! However, Old Prospector alerted the group that they are working for a bunch of blood cultist vampires. They have now arrived back at the island only to find none of the inhabitants in the town. In this episode, the group will search the town to figure out where the supposed vampires might have gone. They come across a hidden series of tunnels underneath the island town. What will they find down in these tunnels? What possible dangers await them? Why are there no torches? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to f...

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What a fabulous shopping spree the group has just finished with. Now they have a new ally in the Ratsketball, and he is full of rope. Adorned in their Khak suits, the group is now tasked with a quest by Christina Wisdomian. In order to get some special gear of their own, they must seek out towns across the sea and trade for some much-needed goods. The town of Resthaven needs leather, 11 herbs and spices, some livestock and some ore. What do they need these items for?

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well this seems like quite a nice little village they’ve found themselves in. A little foggy sure, but everyone seems awfully friendly. They’re well mannered, kind and accommodating! The group is in luck as this town doesn’t have a form of money. They all just trade goods and services for what they want. There happen to be a number of little shops in this town. I wonder what completely normal items they will acquire over the course of their stay. What sort of goods are available in this town? What services must they provide in order to acquire goods? Why are these people so nice? What is a khaksuit? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Ventex2k

Latitude One

 

 

 

 

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners.

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Why can’t these guys just take their punishment like they deserve? Of course not, they not only have to break out, but have to make a mess doing so and cause as much pain as possible. Now that they are free there seems to be a bigger issue. A giant killer fish monster is attacking the boat. I’m sure the group will heroically help defend the ship against the monster and then gain a new crew of prisoners and guards to sail the seas looking for adventure! Just kidding, they are only out for themselves as always. After meeting a familiar face, the group attempts to leave the rest of the assholes on the boat behind. Who do they meet on the deck of the boat? Can they escape the fish monster? If they do manage to get away, where will they go in the middle of a colossal storm? How easy is it to surf an ocean vortex? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Andrew J L Leather

Lorcan07

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Another story completed, another new chapter to start. The last chapter didn’t quite end how the guys wanted, but I guess that’s what happens when you roleplay as murder hobos! In this new session we join a familiar face and some new ones as they are prisoners of the Knights of the Phoenix. In the rain, they are transferred to a boat, where they will be taken to an undisclosed island hidden in the Schuylkill Sea. This hodge-podge of brigands, derelict souls and generally shitty individuals will have a long, painful, work filled life ahead of them. That is, unless something happens to them along the way to change their fates. Who are these new strangers? What did they do to deserve such a fate? Why is the island so remote? Is there any danger on the way to the island? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! As Nobu charges the Kronenbergers, the time has come to meet the new gods. The group must now converse with the new gods and make sure that they enlist their help against the old gods. Due to the previous decisions of the group, sacrifices must be made in order to save the Kronenbergers. Knight Commander Nachio Del Grande is in route to give the group their just rewards. Will the group enlist the aid of the gods? Can they save the kronenbergers? What will they receive from Nachio Del Grande? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!

Support the show over at Patreon like these fine folks!

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The people of Squalls End are not looking so good. In fact, the town itself is pretty fucked. After crashing their flying ride into the town, they hid in a granary to make a last stand. That didn’t go so well either as the kronenbergers started coming in the walls and through the roof. They found a tunnel and descended into its depths. Now they look for a way out as the kronenbergers scratch at the ceiling trying to get in. What else is down in these tunnels? Can they escape the kronenbergers? What will happen at midnight? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has successfully kidnapped Clarice. They have decided to follow their orders however they feel like yet again. The ship floats above Squalls End, waiting. The group has no idea what they’re waiting for exactly. All they know is Clarice needs to be in town at Midnight when the New Gods arrive. I’m sure their plan of waiting until midnight and then parachuting down to the ground just in the nick of time will go perfectly. What could possibly go wrong? What’s happening in town while they wait? How does Clarice feel about the group murdering innocent people to keep the boat running? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

Codeneuf

The Nickinator

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is.

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Of course, the group thought it would be a great idea to kidnap the princess to keep her safe instead of just keeping her safe where she was. To be fair the group was trying to protect her from a religious war. Oh wait. They started the religious war when they murdered a child with a rock. Not only that, but they threatened to murder the ones protecting the living god Clarice. I guess they are only following orders after all. Oh wait. They didn’t bother to listen to all of their orders and the ones they listened to say no such thing. On the bright side they have run into a group of actual would be kidnappers. After dealing with that situation, I’m sure the situation they created with the town will be just fine too. Who are these kidnappers? What do they want with Clarice? How will that religious war pan out? Does the group plan to follow any of their actual orders? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Last I checked, the group was just supposed to scout out the situation and then report back for more orders. However, in normal Botched fashion, they decide to involve themselves directly in the situation. After making friends with Clarice, they leave the village together to have a night out to chat with the young possible living goddess. The group now appears surrounded by unknown entities. Who is approaching in the field? Will the group ever actually report back for their new orders? If they get their orders will they actually follow them? How can the group ruin the relatively peaceful disagreements of the different groups in Squalls End? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles

xSpaceyToastx

Lindsayjean777

The Nickinator

Chuck Billy

TommyJonzThe1

KnightroExpress

Takenffsdammit

Ashypink99

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