Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about possibly one of the worst shows we've ever covered Family Dog. A Simpson's rip-off with some of the biggest talents, including Spielberg and Tim Burton, creating a show that asks the question, how much can you laugh at a family abusing a dog? Refusing it water, putting it in a dog show out of spite, and letting him run away with a homeless person. 

Comedian Joe Russel comes in to figure out if we can murder an animated family.

Family Dog

Bottle Episode:

S01E09 Family Dog Goes Homeless

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CW: Animal Abuse

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about My Mother The Car. A talking animal show where you replace the animal with am old Studebaker with the spirit of the leads mom. The show Jerry van Dyke chose instead of Gilligan's Island and so bad it killed the mom('s career). We start trying to figure out why everyone isn't more excited about the afterlife and just exactly where is the mom in the car.

My Mother The Car

Bottle Episode:

S01E11 My Son the Ventriloquist

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Chevy Chase Show! From the same infamous period of television that brought you Whoops! and Renegade brings you one of Hollywood's least affable personalities to the world of talk shows. Goldie Hawn on cocaine, vomiting Mexican hands and white face! All in the first 20 minutes. Listen to this episode and then get baffled by how much less fun it is to watch.

Comedian Dane Rothenberg comes in to help get the cake off Daniels lap!

The Chevy Chase Show

Bottle Episode:

S01E?? Pamela Anderson/Sam Elliot

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THEY WERE PODCASTERS AND GOOD AT THEIR JOBS

Chef Bryan Boss comes in to guest host with his motorcycle!

Renegade

Bottle Episode:

S04E03 The Ballad of D.B. Cooper

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Chef Dynasty House of Fang. Food network gets a Bravo style show in the vapid as inane House of Fang. We try and figure out how Kathy Fang convinced her father to participate in it at all and if any of the people in the show actually work there or are just hired models. 

Chef Bryan Boss comes by to give us his spiciest takes on the food

Chef Dynasty House of Fang

Bottle Episode:

S01E06 Legacy or Loyalty

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about 3s A Crowd! Would you ruin your marriage for a chance at $333? Game Show Magnate Chuck Barris let hubris run full steam ahead into creating a show asking "Who knows a man more, his wife or his secretary?" It's bananas, bonkers and insane. David loved it more than he should have. A woman got so mad she basically teleported to the present.

Comedian Pamela Ross returns to be our third and to tell you to check out Just Come a Comedy Show every Tuesday night at Graham Bar 8:30PM

3s A Crowd

Bottle Episode:

S01E07 Episode 7

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Dreams! John Stamos had a pre Full House Band trying to make it sitcom, laugh track and all. We bring up how he joined the Beach Boys and try to figure out if there's any more conflict than a weight lifting competition.

Comedian Pamela Ross joins to talk about how much she likes the theme song and to tell you to check out Just Come a Comedy Show every Tuesday night at Graham Bar 8:30PM

Dreams

Bottle Episode:

S01E12 Birthday Party

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Click and Clack as the Wrench Turns! 10 episodes of Click and Clack really causing a muck! It's the first season of a television show somehow on its tenth. We mostly try to figure out why they added a Hitler character.

Click and Clack's As the Wrench Turns

Bottle Episode:

S01E10 Casino

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Tomes and Talismans! "Quite possibly the finest post-apocalyptic educational series about library science ever produced by Mississippi Public Television." Get ready for an in-depth hard hitting look into the Dewey Decimal system in what was probably the second smelliest series we've covered. (Looking at you Lancelot Link!).  We decide we're team Wiper and wonder if this might have been and inspiration for Ted Kaczynski

Comedian Brandon Gorin joins to explain why its now his 4th(!) favorite show

Tomes and Talismans

Bottle Episode:

Apparently all of them?

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Work It. A show that was tone deaf in 2012 when it came out. A midseason replacement to another man based show. The only thing more strained than the nylons is the idea that no one is supposed to realize they're in costume. 

Comedian Patrick Holbert joins to break down their fashion choices mostly.

Work It

Bottle Episode:

S01E11 Masquerade Balls

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