Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Night Man! A show with such bad sound quality I literally had trouble hearing it. The jazz playing, bad vibes feeling, super suited show sprawls out some premise. Why did tech shows hire the king of soul music and then put him on a bus? How did they get David Hasselhoff? We try to figure out all that and more on Bottle Episodes!

Comedian Chris Reiter comes in to help us piece together what actually happened in that film.

Night Man

Bottle Episode:

S02E01 The Ultraweb

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Napoleon Dynamite the Animated Series! It's got all the original characters (minus an egregious Lafawnduh erasure) and all the same jokes from the movie. A show that takes all the weird, awkward fun of the movie and adds a lot of surreal Fox Family guy style humor on top of it. Please join us in becoming official Deidrich Badermales.

Comedians Madelien Murphy and Kendra Dawsey come in to make me do Patrick Warburton impressions! Check Kendra out on Not a Yadda Yadda show in NYC on 1/19 and Madelein Murphy's upcoming dates here for both stand-up and her educational talk about queer storytelling at colleges and libraries starting in February!

Napoleon Dynamite the Animated Series

Bottle Episode:

S01E06 FFA

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Father of the Pride! A post Shrek Dreamworks high off all that onion money decided to make an animated show about Siegfried and Roy's lions. Premiering less than a year after the lion attack that ended their stage show, we watch John Goodman tell us that yes, lions are horny too. We also try to figure out if they will only cast Cheryl Hines as someone married to a Larry.

Comedian Eliot Thompson comes in to help try and liberate the animals from the park! Check him out on Pure Chaos Comedy shows!

Father of the Pride

Bottle Episode:

S01E04 Donkey

Sarmoti Moves In

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Are you There Chelsea! Chelsea Handler's attempt at becoming a Network Sitcom Co-Star palatable to bland results! It's a great cast claiming to live in NYC, but we're positive it's Columbus. The shows mean to gingers and we bully some Mormons. How does a whole show feel hung over?

Comedian Pamela Ross Threepeats and wants you to check out her Substack!

Are You There Chelsea?

Bottle Episode:

S01E12 Surprise

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's How We Roll! Pete Holmes does a network sitcom about a real-life factory worker turned pro bowler. In a cast comfortable with putting out great traditional sitcom acting, Pete is actively trying to out act them all. Adding all of the out-of-place pathos, Pete is almost in tears for this CBS bowling sitcom. Chi McBride is there as well as Smart Guy. It's a real time.  

How We Roll

Bottle Episode:

S01E06 The Date

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Santa inc. The 2021 show that asks what if Jewish people made Christmas super horny? Horny Santa, horny elves, even a horny Easter Bunny this show is DTF. When you can make three stand-up comedians go "This is a little much" you know you have something special on your hands. 

Comedian Kenice Mobley has a great solo show called Don't Kill Yourself Yet at the Littlefield in Brooklyn on 1/30! 

Santa Inc

Bottle Episode:

S01E03 Spring Awakening

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The War at Home! Possibly the most tasteless show we've watched yet. One scene was so uncomfortable Daniel left the room during it. Is Michael Rappaport going to do a lot of racism? You bet. A show that truly tries to outdo its offense with every scene. Let's all hang with Bootie.

Comedian Kevin Froleiks is out here releasing new albums! Check out Goodbye Charlamagne We Have Your Son But Please Take Him Back on all available platforms!

The War At Home

Bottle Episode:

S02E15 Zero Tolerance

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Duel Masters! The Yu-Gi-Oh tip off that's actually a Magic the Gathering rip-off! We don't understand the rules and they refuse to explain them. There's a child dressed like a panda that goes by Boy George, a dragon that heats up to one billion degrees, and of course, JIMMY THREE HORNS

Comedian Alex Ptak is a delight! Help him fund his new season of Theater of Delights!

Duel Masters

Bottle Episode:

S02E26 Duel-O-Rama

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Small Wonder! The show about a "definitely not creepy" adult who makes a little girl robot! Also, how does the bottle episode about tolerance have sooooo many fat jokes? In the final show from the creator of Silver Spoons and the Facts of Life Howard Leeds, we try and figure out if anyone make it out of the production in the industry.

Comedian Patrick Hastie comes by to promote his amazing new special I Will Fight All of You 

Small Wonder

Bottle Episode:

S03E06 Read My Lips

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Steven Seagals True Justice, he might be safe hiding but nothing can save him from bad editing, acting, and even worse scripts.  Solving crimes in the heart of Seattle, Seagals one-man journey to destroy the Reelz channel as we in stunned silence try to figure out the catchphrase "TV about movies". 

Comedian Kevin O'Brien is pumped to talk about Steven's biggest muscle (his SUV)

True Justice

Bottle Episode:

S02E13 The Shot

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