Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering fake racist but very horny sitcom The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer! Starring Chi McBride as a black English noble who ended up a servant at the Lincoln White House. Instead of looking at that premise, the show decides to make a show where Lincoln is essentially Bill Clinton but hornier. From sexting in the Oval office to being too afraid to hook up with a prostitute, this 6'4 president sure was unlucky in love! Really we're just excited to see Chi McBride bowl again.

Comedian Chris Faga is out here trying smash Mary Todd. Check out his podcasts. High Society Radioy and Notes of a Goon

The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer

Bottle Episode:

S01E04 Once Upon a Mistress

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering political sitcom 1600 Penn! Bill Pullman is the president but this isn't Independence Day so this show focuses on Josh Gad.  Created by Clinton and Obama speech writer Jon Lovett, watch as the president and his family get up to some pretty standard sitcom hijinks. We try and figure out why a show about the White House could be so a-political. 

Comedian Jake Silberman is out here touring all over. Check out his podcasts. Hard man Soft Boy and The Jake Silberman Show

1600 Penn

Bottle Episode:

S01E09 Game Theory

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering 7th Heaven follow up by the horniest woman alive The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Following a young Shailene Woodley as she learns the hard lessons of getting pregnant as a teenager. A show about the dangers of teenage trysts that also says the word sex on average of 25 times per episode. Everything from, crazy subplots, Molly Ringwald theme song, and Ernie Hudson got to collect a paycheck! Barbara Hampton created a show where a bunch of 15 year olds are all banging as her subconscious slowly leaked out onto the screen and now we forced ourselves to watch it.

Comedian Molly Kornfeld gets all of the characters pregnant

The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Bottle Episode:

S04E07 Cute

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Learn to Read from PBS! Bruce Jenner and Famous Amos (From the cookies!) spend 30 days in a row trying to teach adults how to read! Who has this kind of available time in the era of basic cable? Will there be an 80s rap? Why are they pushing so hard for these people to work in factories? Why is there a rap? If you like three letter words being spoken at you, you're going to love Learn to Read.

Comedian Brandon Gorin has a breakdown about whether or not we think he can read. 

Learn to Read

Bottle Episode:

S01E02 Episode 2

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering -definitely not Mighty Morphin Power Rangers- Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills! 4 Teenagers with attitude! Getting tattooed by a weird tentacle monster! We watch the most popular episode on YouTube and figure out it's probably about one 10 second clip! Swinton!

Internet Overlord George Pasles helps us figure out who to root for and more! VCR Party Live!

Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills

Bottle Episode:

S01E12 Nightmare on Rodeo

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Moment of Truth! Fresh off hosting Antiques Roadshow, Mark L Wahlberg goes to see just how much people will admit on television. It's fun, David loves it, Daniel not so much. Will you?

Comedian Pamela Ross scores four and wants you to check out her Substack!

The Moment of Truth

Bottle Episode:

All of them!

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering reality tv competition/early 2000s gross out reel, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll! Realizing they wouldn't be selling out shows for much longer, the dolls decided to make a reality tv show to add a new member to the burlesque group turned pop stars. They joined for one performance and got horrifically sick for the opportunity, Daniel talks about how much he loved the first episode and we all agreed it didn't get better as it went on. We figure out what happened to their new tour and fight about a fake fight.

Comedian Maggie Lalley helps us figure out who to root for and more! Upcoming Shows Here!

The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll

Bottle Episode:

S01E08 The Girl Who Becomes a Doll

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering spawn of Baywatch itself. V.I.P.! Pamela Anderson plays Valerie Irons(no relation to Jeremy) as she stumbles her way through Bodyguarding stardom. Though the real star is early Brian Cranston and not one but TWO other Breaking Bad cast members. And Iced Tea as the Prophet.

Comedian Eric Owusu loves V.I.P. more than life itself! (Comedy special defending V.I.P.)

V.I.P.

Bottle Episode:

S02E08 Val Goes to Town

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're hitting the Seinfeld curse hard again with Bob Patterson. Jason Alexander's go at being the 3rd best self-help guru. Do they throw objects at handicapped people? Obviously. Is Robert Kleing disgusted by his age-appropriate hook-up? Why wouldn't he be. Does Brian George get to collect another paycheck off his Seinfeld connection? Always

Comedian Gus Tate has an incredible special called Top Gus. Go watch it!

Bob Patterson

Bottle Episode:

S01E04 Awards Bob

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about possibly the worst crime Kramer ever committed, The Michael Richards Show! Michael plays a private eye and proceeds to yell at the elderly, get attacked by a woman in bed, and literally doing 30,000 push-ups. From the writer of B-Movie comes an A-moral detective agency with very little point of view. Find out what show Michael Richards turned down because this one flopped! Pick up Michaels new book out in June

Comedian Ben Kirschenbaum comes by to talk about how good Seinfeld is.

The Michael Richards Show

Bottle Episode:

S01E05 The Nursing Home

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