Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Marvel's Secret Invasion! In honor of the Marvels release we watched Samuel L Jackson sleepwalk through a series that makes us ask, is the leader of the Avengers Initiative a good husband? Considering this is the first time we have heard about her, probably not. At least Olivia Coleman is there to collect her boat money. 

Comedian Patrick Reilly is back, to figure out exactly how many Marvel shows have come out. 

Marvel's Secret Invasion

Bottle Episode:

S01E04 Beloved

Watch Marvel's Secret Invasion on Disney+, or the Link

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Better Call Saul Presents Slippin Jimmy! Why does a prestige drama have an animated spin off? To feed the content gods at AMC+! Let's follow little Saul Goodman as he runs around with his friend who he (kind of) get's killed in the first season! Is this for adults or kids? Hard to say. Does it involve Jimmy really dealing with anything morally complicated even on a kid level? Not remotely. Are there a lot of old movie references as the whole joke? HEEEEEEEEEREEEEES JIMMY!

Comedian Brandon Gorin is back, possibly against his will 

Better Call Saul Presents Slippin Jimmy

Bottle Episode:

S01E04 City Flights

Watch Better Call Saul Presents Slippin Jimmy on AMC+, Youtube(?), or the Link

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Little Shop! The cartoon reboot of the 1960 Roger Corman movie not to be confused with the 1986 musical movie with Steve Martin and Rick Moranis. This is fully trapped in 1991 complete with incomplete art style and Flavor Flav-inspired raps. A bully with headgear, mostly nothing lessons, and Dave going in and out of bringing his A-game

Comedian Brandon Gorin joins to help get me into the pocket

Little Shop

Bottle Episode:

S01E06 I Loathe a Parade

Watch Little Shop on Youtube, or the Link

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about the America-based British sitcom I Live with Models! Fresh out of 2015, but feeling like it's 2005, I Live With Models is a borderline parody sitcom about a Hand Model living with three traditional models in Miami. Is it gross, fairly tasteless and yet benign? Do we live with regret? Yes and yes. So come enjoy another episode of I Live with Bottle Episodes.

Comedians Josh Ri’Esgo Lives with the shame of picking this TV show!

I Live With Models

Bottle Episode:

S01E08 Hurricane Party

Watch I Live With Models on Amazon UK, or the Link

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Weeknds kinks in TV form, The Idol! How far is a show going when even David is saying there's too much sex? It's not just all the breath play that will leave you gagging. At least the character actors are having fun, from aggro-agent Eli Roth to weird Italian Hank Azaria. 

Comedian Bobbi Elfie goes in hard for her boy the Weeknd because she's a freak yeah!

The Idol

Bottle Episode:

S01E02 Double Fantasy

Watch The Idol on Max, or the Link

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Turn On! The shortest-run television show in the history of television. Adult Swim-style programming before America had really lost faith in the office of the president. Trying to be the edgy laugh-in, with the creators of laugh-in, the show was taken out by a large crowd of angry Ohioans. Crow obviously loved it. 

Comedian Dane Rothenberg backs me up against Daniel's reign of Turn On terror!

Turn On

Bottle Episode:

Episode 2

Watch Turn On on Lost Media Wiki, or the Link

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Warren Buffett's Millionaire Kids Club! Finally, a show where Warren Buffett lectures kids about financial advice while not spending a dime on the show. They somehow end up in King Arthur's Court and it's all pretty aggravating. Jay Z shows up and does some of his worst acting to date  

Comedian Brandon Gorin joins to have a small meltdown

Warren Buffet's Millionaire Kids Club

Bottle Episode:

S01E11-13 A Midwestern Yankee in King Arthur's Court

Watch Warren Buffet's Millionaire Kids Club on Youtube, or the Link

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about the MTVication of a beloved British gritty teen sex drama, Skins US! How do the original creators come to this continent to fundamentally misunderstand their work? For a series that is built around being authentic, why do they leave out the gay character and Eating Disorder plot? Mostly though we try to figure out why the lesbian cheerleader can't stop sleeping with one of the lamest guys put to screen. 

Comedians Bobbi Elfie and Josh Ri’Esgo come by for an overstuffed US version of Bottle Episodes!

Skins US

Bottle Episode:

S01E02 Tea

Watch Skins US on This Guys Site, Amazon, or the Link

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about one of the hottest shows we've ever covered, Knife or Death! What happens when you combine toxic and fragile masculinity into one perfect package. Watch people lose to water gallons, battle slow-moving boxes, and get winded in record time. Try to hold onto your raw meat and red liquid, because they're going to get chopped at! 

Comedian Mel Guevara comes by to be awarded the prize of drunkest guest!

Knife or Death

Bottle Episode:

S01E06 Last Action Hero

Watch Knife or Death on Netflix, or the Link

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about one of the biggest crimes to Italian Americans since what they did to Chef Boyardee! This show feels like it came from the can as we try to figure out how many boob job jokes a show can make in six minutes, how Joey keeps getting acting work and why none of the other "Friends" show up. "How we doing?" At least Jennifer Coolidge is in it. 

Comedian Ben Kirschenbaum comes by to talk about baseball with Crow

Joey

Bottle Episode:

S01E14 Joey and the Premiere

Watch Joey on The Internet Archive, or the Link

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