Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Stalker. Maggie Q and Dylan McDermott trudge their way through a group of half-rate stalkers who are into it for the love of the game, including Dylan McDermot who's stalking his wife for the right reasons. Come hang out and watch Stalker where they need you to know there's nothing sexual about a college student recording his roommate having sex.

Comedian Eliot Thompson watches us from afar! Check him out on Pure Chaos Comedy shows!

Stalker

Bottle Episode:

S01E17 Fun and Games

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, we cover not so subtle Tim Allen dig, The Jackie Thomas Show. Tom Arnold helped by peak Roseanne trying to do the show within the show. Meats and BBQ guy who's a terror to work with offstage. Apparently, this was also true of working with Roseanne and Tom Arnold! You know it's a rough show when one of the best things you can say is "Thank god they didn't do blackface"

The Jackie Thomas Show

Bottle Episode:

S01E11 The Player

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering commercial turned sitcom Cavemen. Watch Nick Kroll try not to fall apart right before he's about to blow up. Imagine putting on 6 hours of prosthetics just to do the most boring run of the mill sitcom stylings. It's a show that makes Baby Bob look like it's full of plot. Strap into your time machine and let's go to the farback land of 2007 where Cavemen reigned supreme.

Comedian Harrison Tweed is out here with his great album, fun sunday show, and strong prejudices against lifeforms from 10,000BC

Cavemen

Bottle Episode:

S01E04 Nick Jerk Andy Work

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about netflix, twisty, "not-Lost", tropical drama The I-land! It's as gritty as it is tough to understand. Wooden bad writing and acting. Get Lost with us on the I-Land. 

Comedian Brandon Gorin loses his fingers during the episode.

The I-Land

Bottle Episode:

S01E05 The Cloud Capp'd Towers

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's Baby Bob! Chicago teamster child Bob is talking and parents are WORRIED. Elliot Gould and Holland Taylor add gravitas to a sitcom that is 7 years too late. Jim Rash shows up though, so David was willing to forgive immediately.

Baby Bob

Bottle Episode:

S02E03 Reality Bites

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! PRETTY PEOPLE BEING BORING: WELCOME TO THE BEAUTIFUL LIFE: TBL!

Comedian Abby Washuta is out here interviewing us about our sexuality.

The Beautiful Life: TBL

Bottle Episode:

S01E05 The Beautiful Campaign

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Myspace Superstar and Bisexual Icon A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. A dating show in 2007 that dares to ask the question, Are we ready for a bisexual train wreck? We watch the pilot to find 16 men and 16 women all ready to date Tila.  It's impressive to make a show this progressive feel this homophobic.  I'd say hop onto your jetskis but this is the kind of show you NEED a head injury to watch.

Comedians Bret Raybould and Nick Whitmer get in on the action and become bisexual too. Nick's Tubi Special Bret's Special

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila

Bottle Episode:

S02E09 Three Way Getaway

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about political satire via muppet babies, Lil Bush! A show built for the future by looking at the past. Originally built for a cell phone streaming service way back in 2007, Lil Bush feels like the tired sputter after 7 years of Bush jokes. Let's live in a weird world where Bush Sr is still president and none of the other characters act like anything we know about them. Dick Cheney is a feral animal, Condeleeza Rice has a big crush on bush and somehow Donald Rumsfeld is played by Iggy Pop. Back to back horrific iraq sketches on the podcast, what more could you expect from 2007.

Comedian Kevin Froleiks is out here releasing new albums! Check out Goodbye Charlamagne We Have Your Son But Please Take Him Back on all available platforms!

Lil Bush

Bottle Episode:

S01E03 Gay Friend/Mexican

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering sketch show and comedy central deemed Latino heir to The Chappelle Show, Mind of Mencia. Carlos Mencia pre joke theft scandal got his own show where he goes after everyone(mostly minorities). No barrel too bottom for a show that dared to ask the question, "what happens when you have a clown in Darfur?" Slathered in post 9/11  Islamaphobia, lets dive into the pod(ee-dee-dee)cast

Comedian Daniel J Perafan is out here telling everyone he's from Honduras.

Mind of Mencia

Bottle Episode:

S04E01 Episode 4.1

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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's a disco disaster with The Pink Lady and Jeff! Who are the Pink Ladies? Well after 6 episodes America decided it didn't need to know about the Japanese disco duo. Coming over after a minor hit in America Mei and Kei paired up with Jeff Altman to produce a variety show about two years too late. Unable to speak English the ladies had to learn their lines phonetically leading to writers being unable to change scripts. BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE GODDAMN JIM VARNEY IS IN IT. GIVE ME MORE ERNEST. NOM NOM NOM NOSTALGIA. Let;s get in the hot tub.

Pink Lady and Jeff

Bottle Episode:

S01E05 Episode 5

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