[FYI: This episode was originally posted as Quickie 59 before we realized it was a multi-part story that became Season 29!] Grab your horsey sauce and dig into part three of our fast food f*ckery. The Happy Meal Ending involves a threesome with characters you'll never expect (and some new ones!) Wet wipes optional.

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