Brian Luff

How to unboil an egg. Plus, Britain's booziest duck, the mouse and the python, a painting of a kitten with a weird underbite and the sound of no nuts falling. Also, how Carpetright got it so carpet wrong.

An elephant on a trampoline. Plus, square babies from the 16th century, making sandwiches on the toilet, typing with your nose, 11 duvets and a 20 year old condom.   

Things that look like other things, cauliflowers that creak and a stowaway French mouse. Plus, Brian throws his belt out of the window and Georgina puts a brick in the sink

The last podcast in the current series - a bumper Christmas special featuring a rubber duck dressed as the Archbishop of Canterbury. Plus, the latest Christmas cracker jokes, Rudolf's dangling baubles, and the Virgin Mary in a crash helmet. Also, Georgina buys some Eggnog Ice Cream and Brian plans to separate some eggs in 2014. Happy Holidays from Sowerby & Luff! See you in the New Year!

A Psychic Taco. Plus, smart wigs, houseproud Neanderthals, a singing nun, and a fish pie made of gold. Also, Simon Cowell marries Debbie Harry and Georgina becomes a Flat Stanley. May contain strong language.

A baby in a tube. PLus, shrinking pasties, bushy pubes, a huge Chinese toilet, and a camel that sounds like Family Guy. May contain strong language.

Shave the baby. Plus, a 507 year old clam called Ming, and Brian decides to paint himself blue. This podcast may contain strong language.

Mistaking cheese burgers for shoes. Plus, a kidnapped llama, cooking with semen, and a beagle trained to find bed bugs on polar bears. Also, cities with little legs, a hobbit house full of sheep, and a cat crossing the road. This podcast contains strong language, evil eyebrows and a woman punching cats.

A deeply disapponting tin of tomatos. Plus, beer ice cream, squirrels vandalising bicycles and the world's most boring soccer score. This podcast may contain strong language.

Crushing professional boredom. Plus, surrounded by geraniums, fat blasting, wine for cats, humming fish, Ottermums, a mysterious goat and a canary that looks like Donald Trump. This podcast may contain strong language.