Brian Luff

Can the world's energy crisis be solved by harnessing power from urine on the staircases of thousands of multi-story car parks? Plus, a non-linear cow, slime from aroused snails, and policing by geese. This podcast may contain strong language.

Confusing the ducks on Hampstead Heath. Plus, motorised unicycles, fake lettuce, and a Mexican wave of crickets. Also, a tiny mayor and a dog dressed as 17 century nobility. This podcast contains strong language an a small potato.

Exploding rhubarb chutney. Plus, animals with pictures of Star Wars characters on their bodies, peanut butter and jelly soda, and a woman who married a bridge. This podcast may contain strong language.

Algebra with a yucca plant. Plus, shoplifting goldfish, dubious dumplings and a Brazilian Treehopper. Also, a crap Elvis impersonator in the back garden, Keith Richards' box of tissues and a woman standing underneath an oak tree waiting for Edward IV. May contain mild swearing.

A cat-like alien with Cellotape over its bottom. Plus, Guinea Pigs jousting on the backs of Jack Russell Terriers, anti-pervert tights, ill-equipped Morris Dancers and a plant that eats sheep. Also a Tarantino snail and a brand new item called "Letters That Are the Wrong Way Around". This podcast may contain mild swearing.

Can you tell the difference between a coconut and a hedgehog? Plus, a cat uses a duck as a nipple clamp and Brian gets a pizza delivered by a remote controlled helicopter. This podcast may contain strong language.

A pink slug in a blender. Plus, ants who ring your doorbell, disused volcanoes, Pliny the Elder and a chain of Little Chef Restaurants in the Sahara Desert. Also, an app that drops a piano on your head and what's the footprint of an arse.

Unicorn and Ale Pie. Plus, a C3P0 Cellotape dispenser, cheese police in Gloucester and a tiny toilet roll. Also, a trade show for candy bars in Chicago, and how many Superman comics does it take to buy a beach hut in Southwold. This podcast may occasionally contain strong language.

A monkey with a camera. Plus, beer pong, talking plants, rhino snot, pregnant penguins, baby bum art, and how old is Georgina in dog years? May contain strong language. This podcast is sponsored by those lovely people at the Station Inn in Whitby.

Rent a goat. Plus, 17,000 raincoats, hangover helpers, a sixty year old teacher called Steve, a pianist and some tortoises, and a robotic fly. Also, Georgina barks like a dog and Brian discovers some baby heads from Mars.  May contain strong language.