Brian Luff

What colour Smarties are bees attracted to?  Plus, Halloween pumpkin shortage,  free condoms at Cambridge, cardboard police officer stolen,  cockroach eating competition,  giant floating hamster wheel, beer made out of a bull's testicles and the horrors of staying in a Travelodge. This podcast may contain strong language.

Do people still draw circles? Plus, drinking booze through your bottom,  crows collecting loose change, Hoglets and Poggles, epitaphs for pigs' gravestones, an eel the size of a piece of asparagus, the brainpower of a jelly, leaning to the left, electronic wagging tails and an escaped giraffe. Also, do you stir your coffee clockwise or anti-clockwise and a major rant about Apple.

Do people still draw circles? Plus, drinking booze through your bottom,  crows collecting loose change, Hoglets and Poggles, epitaphs for pigs' gravestones, an eel the size of a piece of asparagus, the brainpower of a jelly, leaning to the left, electronic wagging tails and an escaped giraffe. Also, do you stir your coffee clockwise or anti-clockwise and a major rant about Apple.

Do people still draw circles? Plus, drinking booze through your bottom,  crows collecting loose change, Hoglets and Poggles, epitaphs for pigs' gravestones, an eel the size of a piece of asparagus, the brainpower of a jelly, leaning to the left, electronic wagging tails and an escaped giraffe. Also, do you stir your coffee clockwise or anti-clockwise and a major rant about Apple.

A surprisingly long cucumber. Plus, woman burns pie, cabbages that sprout unexpected growths, dead flowers in the living room, and a bow tie wearing duck. Also, Brian's messy bathtime and a beauty contest for goldfish. This podcast may contain strong language.

A surprisingly long cucumber. Plus, woman burns pie, cabbages that sprout unexpected growths, dead flowers in the living room, and a bow tie wearing duck. Also, Brian's messy bathtime and a beauty contest for goldfish. This podcast may contain strong language.

A surprisingly long cucumber. Plus, woman burns pie, cabbages that sprout unexpected growths, dead flowers in the living room, and a bow tie wearing duck. Also, Brian's messy bathtime and a beauty contest for goldfish. This podcast may contain strong language.

How do you stimulate a cockroach? Plus, auditioning prenatal kittens, playing tennis in the sky, toilets for guide dogs and bumping into Mo Farah in Teddington. Also, drinking games to play while watching for Dallas. This podcast may contain strong language.

How do you stimulate a cockroach? Plus, auditioning prenatal kittens, playing tennis in the sky, toilets for guide dogs and bumping into Mo Farah in Teddington. Also, drinking games to play while watching for Dallas. This podcast may contain strong language.

How do you stimulate a cockroach? Plus, auditioning prenatal kittens, playing tennis in the sky, toilets for guide dogs and bumping into Mo Farah in Teddington. Also, drinking games to play while watching for Dallas. This podcast may contain strong language.