Brian Luff

Man travels half way around the world to give a small didgeridoo to Georgina. Plus, stupid motorway signs, overpriced Olympic tickets,   a pin in the middle of the Atlantic, a plant that eats worms, double-barreled particles, dogs who look into people's houses, Batman arrested by the anti-terrorist squad, armed siege over Paris Hilton, parking spaces for women drivers, a mayoress dressed as a sausage and an impromptu review of the Blu-Ray of Cowboys and Aliens.

Waxy Monkey Tree Frog. Plus, Sci-Fi Glasses and an egg with wings. This podcast may contain strong language.

Waxy Monkey Tree Frog. Plus, Sci-Fi Glasses and an egg with wings. This podcast may contain strong language.

Boris Johnson places Sowerby & Luff under house arrest. Plus, frozen pre-historic turtle porn, unreadable shampoo labels, elephants wearing contact lenses and bloodshed on the tennis court. Also laughter yoga, naked Chinese lessons for teenage boys and a floating island that isn't a thing. Warning: You are now entering Kate Moss Country. This podcast may contain strong language.

Georgina gets a Hula Hoop. Plus, a kitten in a strip club, sexually depraved penguins, models who wet themselves, insane pigeon feeders, and a bed that makes itself. Also, how to tell the difference between Blu-Tack and plastic explosive. May contain strong language.

Helicopter made from dead cat. Plus, Georgina gets a fanfare and Brian wipes away a tear. The summer starts here with a special bunting-bedecked Bank Holiday edition featuring B&G's review of the Diamond Jubilee celebrations in London. Also, synchronized swimming goldfish, toilet throwing, mustard footprints, knitting with chopsticks, bad service in the Cotswolds and a gold medal shaped like a penis. Contains strong language and a Transient Ischaemic Attack.

Two flies in Beijing. Plus, Brian has a back-ache, Georgina breaks out her summer shorts and there's something nasty on the living room carpet. Also, a fake sandstorm, a man with a pet buffalo in his house, a robotic fish, a fanfare that lasts for ten hours and a skip full of rubbish at the Chelsea Flower Show. Is that a thing? You decide.

Forty baboons in an Hyundai in Liverpool. Plus, ice tits, urinating swimmers killing fish, lazy casting at the BBC, goldfish on a web cam and five cats in a cafe. Also a brand new item called "That Isn't a Thing". May contain strong language.

Did dinosaurs have nose hairs? Plus, evil clowns, pets on Skype and a toilet in a lift shaft. Also a special guest appearance by Hooter from Jerkyflaps(?). Contains strong language.

Rubber chicken called Camilla launched into space, plus scholorships for people who can quack like a duck. Also, flash drive shaped like a tampon, Satnavs for the elderly, a sheep that's crossed with a worm and a magnetic hamster.  Contains strong language and a peguin on anti-depressants.