Brian Luff

Brian gives up drinking again and Georgina's deodorant spray is ticking. Special bumper edition of this award-nominated podcast featuring smart floors, lickable walls and a hotel for hamsters. Plus, small birds on top of big birds, sausage wars, stricken seagulls and a real-life  smurf village. Also blowing up frozen cows and a party where you can sniff people's bums.  Contains strong language and an extended plug for B&G's new digital album.

Weightless quail chicks in space. Plus, personal submarines, wooden laptops, blind novelists, Mr McFeely & the purple panda, and one-eyed snakes on a plane. Also a mini-didgeridoo for Georgina,  a woman trapped in flat-pack wardrobe and a man called Bubber with a pink golf club. This programme may contain bad language and the occasional psychopath.

Dancing dinosaurs get divorced. Plus,  snail mathematics, bouncing robots, the Dame Judy Dench neuron, penguins on diving boards, cars powered by pee & vodka and Louis Walsh on the Hindenberg. May contain strong language.

Llamas playing football on top of a Peruvian pyramid. Plus, barking dogs, pizza roulette, and how much would a garden gnome weigh on the Sun? Also, fruit-flies turn to drink and Brian has a problem with a printer. May contain strong language.

How many snails does it take to power a small city? Plus, ruckus in the peanut gallery and what's the difference between an iceberg and seagull shit? Also, gardens in potholes in the road, feeding a dog via Twitter, a woman who is in love with the Statue of Liberty, an escaped penguin in Japan and is Carlsberg lager as important as the emergency services in Denmark? Question of the Week: Why do shoelaces come undone?

Promo for the brand new digital album from Sowerby and Luff, which is out today. Featuring 4 new songs and 12 all new talking bollocks tracks. Special guests include Thesaurus Walrus, Derek Fake Seance and Dr Rabbit and Nursey Lamb. Features Brian and Georgina's latest eSingle Sell By Date. Available now from iTunes, Amazon, and all good digital music sites. Buy Now from iTunes |  Buy Now from Amazon. Parental Advisory: Contains some explicit content.

Are Hula Hoops incompatible with dip? Plus, bridges named after gameshow hosts, rug wars, wonky lampshades, TV for dogs, eating sponges, famous Bulgarians, flatworms holding keys, a chicken nugget that looks like George Washington and a century of sand dredging in the Bristol Channel.  This programme contains strong language and at least one drunken elk.

Are dolphins people? Plus, resurrected mammoths, test tube hamburgers, panda lube, baby disco and twiddle diddles. This podcast may contains strong language and adult themes.

Georgina bleats like a goat. Plus, how to open envelopes, computerised jeans, toilet training for university students, frozen swans and something involving chicken. May containstrong language and a papier mache rhino.

A cat with a slice of bread on its head. Plus, piglets that glow in the dark, black poodle illuminations, hairy caterpillars, stressed whales, Top Totty beer, and George Cloony lookalikes who look like Danny De Vito.