Brian Luff

Exploding toothbrushes. Plus, a trout that fakes orgasms, a town powered by urine, and a couple of fighting peacocks. Also, what do you give a man who has everything and news of B&G's Christmas charity single for 2011. May contain strong language.

Special, extended, bumper edition. What does your home town smell like? Plus, prostitute turns into donkey, scientist dreams of alien, and Georgina plays Deep Purple on the Stylophone. Also, the world's most dangerous staircase, and have you ever been unexpectedly bundled into a police car while out on a date? May contain strong language and the occasional cough and sniff.

Man tries to turn poo into gold. Plus, cigarette costumes for babies, 500 clowns in Mexico, piano playing robots, a washing machine video game, and a review of BBC4's Holy Monty Python. Contains strong language and a giant slipper.

Who the hell is Dean Friedman? Plus, heavily armed golfers, lost in a maze, penguin crime wave, Muppet porn, a piranha fish pedicure and the art of hiding Scrabble pieces in the anus. Also, Brian fancies a sherry trifle and Georgina plays the goddamn Stylophone again. Contains strong language and nudity from the start.

X-Factor for garden fences. Plus, the military applications of bulimia, the official lard of the Olympics, a torch that makes you vomit, half a toilet brush called Smithy, and a storage heater factory in Gravesend. May contain strong language.

Nicholas Cage travels back in time. Plus, clocks that bark like dogs, swear word vending, tupperware science, two faced cats, patenting mud pies, and sheep swimming through oil. Also,  Brian unveils his amazing new system for washing up, and Georgina settles down in front of the television machine. Warning, may contain strong language and over-charging lawyers.

The Sofa Eating Diet. Plus, addicted to ventriloquism, orange alligators, million dollar sheep and singing dustbins.

Locusts watching Star Wars. Plus, the world's heaviest onion, ginger sperm donors, socks worn over shoes and dwarf found dead in badger den. Contains strong language. Vote for us in the European Podcasting Awards.

Naked man runs through leafy Crouch End chased by the police. Plus, honey from sheep, wool from bees, bakery linguistics in New York, arguing SatNavs, an elephant with a liver the size of Lindsay Lohan, dogs dressed as dinosaurs, and can you clone someone from a skidmark?

Would the planet Saturn float in water? Plus, man-sized tissues, birds crashing into windows, the world's biggest arse, and a man under a bus in China. Contains strong language.