A Brinesgiving special mega-Brine! Join us at the table in complete darkness with our effigy of Ansapin and painting of Multimouth as we feast on cheese curd and raw chicken. It's holidays!

How do you lose a son? How do you waste $61 million? How do you create the universe? How can we agree on anything? These answers, and a surprising French Lick, this week on Brine Weekly.

Let yourself go cuckoo-nutso from the power of acid jazz this week as we take you on a crazy trip through the world of convenience stores, eBay stores, gin that makes you feel bad, and square dogs.

Flirt with danger by engaging in CRIMES in this week's episode. Live vicariously through the crimes of others. Commit crimes using only your thoughts. Think about your dome. Listen to ska. It's ALL dangerous.

Our friends at BFRA Cynergy Solutions are dedicate to fulfilling all your needs, from all your important garage tools to delicious and refreshing children's juice-style beverages. Also, another excerpt from Hemingway and Faulkner's correspondence, a word from Tostitos, and much more.

Shocktober nears its end, and we all swallow our Placebrex to remain calm while learning about the deeper mysteries of Frasier. Meanwhile, a shady deal goes wrong.

Shocktober continues as we share a very dark and ominous night dream, reveal the hidden history of Goosebumps, and some easy tips on staying healthy.

Show your patriotism by joining us in our tribute to the national anthem of the Philippines. Also, we continue our celebration of Shocktober by sharing an intimate conversation between a witch and her beloved niece. Plus, the Things are listed.

Dusty returns from his meditation retreat with the feeling he forgot about something. Maybe he should be checking his voicemail more often. Meanwhile, Miranda Boxawine returns with another very special Sugar and Spite, and we get some advice about dining out.

Blowtember continues with a special announcement from the Explodin' Corpse Celebration Hut. Also: Dusty McClavin gets some interesting news from his tree-removal service, a businessman has a change of heart, a useful new telephone service is announced, and Father and Son return to the Fight once again.