Brine Weekly

This Week, we examine the work of art in the age of its technological reproducibility and also Pappy’s Banjo Hour.

This week on Brine, we check in with the soothing-voiced Walt Wordington to learn where some words come from and nothing else will happen.

This week on Brine we celebrate the particular sexual and emotional needs of aunts everywhere, catch up on some of the most important word-style news, and learn a little bit about an alien society. BONUS: GarfScarf

It's the 33rd episode and the 33rd of July, and you know what that means: it's Wyrm Day! This week we bring you live coverage of the great wyrm's emergence from the center of the Earth as well as a variety of viewpoints on the vagaries of human sexuality. And of course some light comedy from ya boy, Ritchie Davenport!

Things take a turn this week as your lover envelops you in her damp, stained leather sheets, some disturbing truths about Ghostbusters are revealed, and the cosmic forces vying for Dusty McClavin's soul really get serious. Hope you've tied your shoes securely.

Everyone agrees you should be very mindful about the things you put in your body. But there's so much conflicting advice about what those things should be! Is it better to purge toxins or increase your toxin intake? Is it better to eat the same food all year round or not eat any food at all when nothing's in season? Are clams an aberration in the eyes of the Golden Cormorant? WHO EVEN KNOWS ANYMORE?

The state of constantly increasing entropy in the universe is the theme this week. Dusty McClavin nears his breaking point, morning talk radio recognizes the futility of existence, Garfield fan conventions proliferate across the globe, and women everywhere emit odorless fluid from their buttholes once a year. It's a terrifying, meaningless world out there, friends. Have fun. :)

Praise Ansapin and welcome to this week's blessed installment of Brine Weekly, ranked by Consumer Reports as the holiest podcast on iTunes! We'd like to tell your more about our One Weird Religion! And that's what we do! In this episode! We'll also tell you about our Many Weird Diets and Things We Came Out to Our Parents About! For more information, check out http://www.oneweirdreligion.biz!

Welcome to Pennsylvania. Check your teeth, put on some comfy pants, say your sorry, order some breakfast, and enjoy with some popular sitcoms. Relax, Ringo is here.

The HORSE Corporation would like you to apologize sincerely for causing your HORSE to be enraged by guzzling energy drinks, throat-singing, and engaging in activities with your car.