Contact your inner child and ask them what they want. The truth may surprise you. Snap a quick photo of your genitalia. The truth may surprise you. Where has Ms. Frizzle gotten herself this time? The truth may surprise you.

Fire demons hate her! Suburban housewife discovers how to enhance your chi and gain confidence in the workplace using this one weird trick!

This week we bring you: Culture and Serenity. There is a peace that comes with accepting your lot in life. Accepting your sons' horrific boating accident deaths. Accepting that you will always be a small-town high school football coach. Accepting that you are considering what wine to pair with the huge bag of circus peanuts you're eating. We want you to be at peace. So does Jesus. We asked him.

Parts of this episode have been censored due to extreme violations of our society's moral standards. We apologize for this inconvenience, and hope it does not curtail our otherwise very important message.

Ten years ago we had Jobs, Cash, and Hope and now we have Horror, Synergy, the NASDAQ, Polka, Kazakhstan, Ham, and Orson Welles. Just wanted to point it out, I guess.

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You know when you want to listen to the radio in your car but all that's on is shitty country songs about astronauts, ads for local restaurants, and long descriptions of what happened at a cat show 17 years ago? Yeah, it's like that.

We sneak a peek at Dick Chipper's personal hell, get a behind-the-scenes look at the recording of a real, live cowboy song, sort of skip past News Street Journal, and get another hefty dose of linguistic learnin' from Walt Wordington.

Your trusted pal Doctor Telephone makes a "house call", Coca-Cola announces its initiative to help polar bears, Poppy and Doug have a difference of opinion, and your local barista came into your house while you were asleep last night.

A special message for all those who need firework spectaculars to truly experience their grief, your week's critical news, STONED JOKES, and an opportunity to get to know the English language better with Walt Wordington.